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Things are Going Crazy, Stand at Attention

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wise

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Things are Going Crazy, Stand at Attention
« on: February 02, 2023, 12:48:05 AM »
It is unacceptable for one of our members to be detained by a Kulyas who says it is a Yaksha.

Urgent actions required must be taken for this emergency state.

Commitee will be established in order to research, identify and solve the problem.

Update:

The committee was created.

Chairman: wise
Co-chairman and Chairman of volunteers & awesomeness: Jura Glenlivet II
Chief inspector: slem'on
Spiritual crimes investigation representative: (TBC)
Chief inspector of disciplinary offenses: Gotham
Minister for propaganda and balloon animals.: Boydster
Inter-inspector coordinator: Space Cowgirl.

Non committee but allied service providers;

Freelance chronicler, poet, and rap-master: Crouton.
The Skeptical Food Stash Catering & Beverage Collective.: Stash & NSS.
Runner: Lexi.

Victim: disputeone
« Last Edit: February 03, 2023, 02:48:22 AM by wise »
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Re: Things are Going Crazy, Stand at Attention
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2023, 01:16:45 AM »

Yes! I suggest a committee, maybe a vote, and a buffet, definitely a buffet.
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Re: Things are Going Crazy, Stand at Attention
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2023, 02:31:56 AM »
The committee idea seems logical. Of course, first we need to investigate what's going on. Then we have to evaluate the findings.
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Re: Things are Going Crazy, Stand at Attention
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2023, 03:06:39 AM »

As a bona fide neutral on this subject and all-round person of beauty and trustworthiness, I recommend myself as committee chairman and Margrave of the buffet. 
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Re: Things are Going Crazy, Stand at Attention
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2023, 03:10:05 AM »
I second the nomination of Jura as Committee Chair and make a formal request for an open bar at the buffet banquet. Formal or semi-formal?
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Re: Things are Going Crazy, Stand at Attention
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2023, 04:21:51 AM »
Quote from: Jura-Glenlivet II on February 02, 2023, 03:06:39 AM

As a bona fide neutral on this subject and all-round person of beauty and trustworthiness, I recommend myself as committee chairman and Margrave of the buffet.
We both know that can't happen. This is something that should not be even joked about. You are the joke here. But I don't object to you being on the committee, it is fair enough. The chairman of the committee must be not bothered by the blesses water, because it may be required for sometimes. You know what I mean, don't you?
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Re: Things are Going Crazy, Stand at Attention
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2023, 04:32:15 AM »
Quote from: Stash on February 02, 2023, 03:10:05 AM
I second the nomination of Jura as Committee Chair and make a formal request for an open bar at the buffet banquet. Formal or semi-formal?


To ensure that we have a broad range of views and so we are not accused of cronyism or bias, this committee needs to have depth.

I submit Stash as a member and high minister of all beverages.

Dress code to be relaxed to vaguely tramp-like, as we are expecting Australians.


As this is concerning the whereabouts and health status of D1, who I believe is on a sabbatical with Jesus, or maybe on a bender with his mates, but whom Wise believes is in my basement chained to a radiator or in some other such incarceration scenario half a world away from his homeland.

I propose that this is the first item on the agenda.

Please download a picture of D1's hand and meditate thereon.



« Last Edit: February 02, 2023, 04:46:45 AM by Jura-Glenlivet II »
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Re: Things are Going Crazy, Stand at Attention
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2023, 04:53:55 AM »
Stash cannot be a member of a committee because he has no soul as a robot. But you can use it as a calculator if you want. You wouldn't want to get low enough to get help from a robot, would you?
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Re: Things are Going Crazy, Stand at Attention
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2023, 06:01:48 AM »
Quote from: wise on February 02, 2023, 04:53:55 AM
Stash cannot be a member of a committee because he has no soul as a robot. But you can use it as a calculator if you want. You wouldn't want to get low enough to get help from a robot, would you?

Too late, the Chair has appointed me as the high minister of all beverages. I'm picking out my tramp-wear now.
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Re: Things are Going Crazy, Stand at Attention
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2023, 06:09:46 AM »
What about hors d'oeuvres?
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That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.
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Re: Things are Going Crazy, Stand at Attention
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2023, 06:21:25 AM »
I find the idea that meatbags with opposable thumbs are the only beings capable of making a positive addition to the history of the world evidently flawed, many of those I have known have singularly failed to have as much constructive input to my happiness as my toaster does on a regular basis, with this faultless reasoning I refute your inference that Stash be consigned to second class status and insist on his inclusion.

As for hors d’oeuvres, salted nuts (peanuts, cashews and pistachios), as canapes, vol au vents and anything with Guacamole in it are an abomination.
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Re: Things are Going Crazy, Stand at Attention
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2023, 06:24:46 AM »
Quote from: Jura-Glenlivet II on February 02, 2023, 06:21:25 AM
As for hors d’oeuvres, salted nuts (peanuts, cashews and pistachios), as canapes, vol au vents and anything with Guacamole in it are an abomination.

I almost vomited when you said Guacamole.

I was thinking like Bacon wrapped Shrimp, Bacon wrapped Scallops, Grape Tomatoes and Mozzarella, Pigs in a Blanket, etc.
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Quote from: wise on April 07, 2023, 02:25:15 AM
That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.
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Re: Things are Going Crazy, Stand at Attention
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2023, 06:37:41 AM »
Quote from: NotSoSkeptical on February 02, 2023, 06:24:46 AM
Quote from: Jura-Glenlivet II on February 02, 2023, 06:21:25 AM
As for hors d’oeuvres, salted nuts (peanuts, cashews and pistachios), as canapes, vol au vents and anything with Guacamole in it are an abomination.

I almost vomited when you said Guacamole.

I was thinking like Bacon wrapped Shrimp, Bacon wrapped Scallops, Grape Tomatoes and Mozzarella, Pigs in a Blanket, etc.


Way too much bacon there, I suggest you search your past for possible adverse pig incidents, in the meantime I put NSS forward as captain of starters and committee member, as long as there are nuts (bacon free).
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Re: Things are Going Crazy, Stand at Attention
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2023, 06:49:08 AM »

We could do with a flat earther on spotlights.
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Re: Things are Going Crazy, Stand at Attention
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2023, 07:06:50 AM »
Members accepted so far:

Wise
Jura

Chairman chair is still empty. I suggest Giovanni Until a "better" candidate appeared.
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Re: Things are Going Crazy, Stand at Attention
« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2023, 07:13:31 AM »
I told Giovanni to get register to forum. He did not replied yet. I am not sure he is still around either. If Jura can, he can also can do according to straight logic. Anyway
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Re: Things are Going Crazy, Stand at Attention
« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2023, 07:16:53 AM »
Too parochial.
The Joy & Revolution alternative committee.

Jura, committee chairman and Margrave of the buffet. 
Wise, Vice chairman and spotlights.
Stash, High minister of all beverages.
NSS, Captain of starters.



Giovanni, possible carpark attendant.
« Last Edit: February 02, 2023, 07:19:02 AM by Jura-Glenlivet II »
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Re: Things are Going Crazy, Stand at Attention
« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2023, 08:02:40 AM »
Decisions are not made that way here. This committee was not created to satisfy your ego. You suggested forming a committee and I accepted. Currently the total number of members is two. I do not accept the names you suggest, except for Giovanni. In this case, the total number of members was three. Until Giovanni becomes a member of the site and votes, we both have to take the decisions by majority vote. You cannot recruit members and declare yourself chairman. For this you need to get a majority of 2 votes.

When third member start to vote, we will see who will the chairman and who the carpark attendant.
« Last Edit: February 02, 2023, 08:07:19 AM by wise »
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Re: Things are Going Crazy, Stand at Attention
« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2023, 08:20:21 AM »
Proposals for new membership to be approved by majority vote or discussion.

Spacey, Sergeant at arms in charge of Creche security.
Boydsta, Minister for propaganda and balloon animals.
Crouton, Master of the night’s travails.
Slem, Chief investigator and library returns.
Jimmy the Crustacean, Light entertainment, and pest control. 

Dispute1, lost & found.
« Last Edit: February 02, 2023, 08:32:09 AM by Jura-Glenlivet II »
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« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2023, 08:23:56 AM »
Quote from: Jura-Glenlivet II on February 02, 2023, 06:37:41 AM
Quote from: NotSoSkeptical on February 02, 2023, 06:24:46 AM
Quote from: Jura-Glenlivet II on February 02, 2023, 06:21:25 AM
As for hors d’oeuvres, salted nuts (peanuts, cashews and pistachios), as canapes, vol au vents and anything with Guacamole in it are an abomination.

I almost vomited when you said Guacamole.

I was thinking like Bacon wrapped Shrimp, Bacon wrapped Scallops, Grape Tomatoes and Mozzarella, Pigs in a Blanket, etc.


Way too much bacon there, I suggest you search your past for possible adverse pig incidents, in the meantime I put NSS forward as captain of starters and committee member, as long as there are nuts (bacon free).

Just providing some examples.
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Quote from: wise on April 07, 2023, 02:25:15 AM
That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.
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Re: Things are Going Crazy, Stand at Attention
« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2023, 08:42:04 AM »
Stand up and be counted for what you are about to receive.
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I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.
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Re: Things are Going Crazy, Stand at Attention
« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2023, 09:10:11 AM »

Vote!

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« Reply #22 on: February 02, 2023, 09:19:49 AM »
Quote from: Jura-Glenlivet II on February 02, 2023, 08:20:21 AM
Proposals for new membership to be approved by majority vote or discussion.

Spacey, Sergeant at arms in charge of Creche security.
Boydsta, Minister for propaganda and balloon animals.
Crouton, Master of the night’s travails.
Slem, Chief investigator and library returns.
Jimmy the Crustacean, Light entertainment, and pest control. 

Dispute1, lost & found.

I concur to these positions.
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Quote from: wise on April 07, 2023, 02:25:15 AM
That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.
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Re: Things are Going Crazy, Stand at Attention
« Reply #23 on: February 02, 2023, 09:23:54 AM »
Quote from: Jura-Glenlivet II on February 02, 2023, 08:20:21 AM
Proposals for new membership to be approved by majority vote or discussion.

Spacey, Sergeant at arms in charge of Creche security.
Boydsta, Minister for propaganda and balloon animals.
Crouton, Master of the night’s travails.
Slem, Chief investigator and library returns.
Jimmy the Crustacean, Light entertainment, and pest control. 

Dispute1, lost & found.
Ok. discussion.

New members cannot vote when recruiting new members, only founding members can vote. founding members wise and jura. I think we agree on that.

My attitude towards Nss, Shifter and Stash is negative and fixed. It's because these three are obsessed with me. The problem isn't that they're obsessed, it's that obsession blinds them. They cannot see the truth, even if they see it, they cannot realize it, even if they realize it, they cannot comprehend it.

My opinion about croutun is not negative, but since it is on my ignore list, it will hinder the work of the committee.

I consider your insistence on these four as an attempt to sabotage the committee. give it up. For a properly functioning committee, members must be sane persons.

If you are honest everything will be fine.

İ' m down with scg, slem and boydsta in your list.
« Last Edit: February 02, 2023, 09:27:15 AM by wise »
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Re: Things are Going Crazy, Stand at Attention
« Reply #24 on: February 02, 2023, 09:35:48 AM »
Quote from: wise on February 02, 2023, 09:23:54 AM
My attitude towards Nss, Shifter and Stash is of love. It's because I can't stop obsessing over them.
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Re: Things are Going Crazy, Stand at Attention
« Reply #25 on: February 02, 2023, 09:40:59 AM »
I humbly accept the positions proposed.

Now, time is of the essence, gentlemen.  A robust strategy to counter the alleged aggression must be formulated. Here are my recommendations:

  Long term resolution: Form a committee to create a team to assess the prospect taking appropriate action to be determined by a separate shadow committee.

  Short term remediation: This organization must implement an immediate hygiene strike to draw attention to this matter.

  Additional action item: Procure the necessary libations in which to reassess this matter in the more appropriate inebriated state.
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Re: Things are Going Crazy, Stand at Attention
« Reply #26 on: February 02, 2023, 10:01:47 AM »
We rock at dawn on the front line
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Quote from: Thork on November 27, 2012, 12:25:43 PM
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Re: Things are Going Crazy, Stand at Attention
« Reply #27 on: February 02, 2023, 11:19:50 AM »
Ooh can I join please?
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« Reply #28 on: February 02, 2023, 11:22:58 AM »
I will gladly be chief investigator.
I propose beginning by giving Jura some iron because I have my suspicions  >:(
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Re: Things are Going Crazy, Stand at Attention
« Reply #29 on: February 02, 2023, 11:49:09 AM »
Oh I have a job to do! I will begin propagandizing right away
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