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WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #60 on: December 12, 2022, 04:33:43 PM »
I will solely stand by the fire until it dies out, slowly sipping the whisky and reminiscing on the good times we had. 
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #61 on: December 12, 2022, 05:07:31 PM »
The boydster fire is toasty.
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I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #62 on: December 12, 2022, 05:19:36 PM »
I may or may not have slathered myself in Drakkar Noir prior to the kerosene incident.
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #63 on: December 12, 2022, 05:27:12 PM »
The drunk elves are going wild. One of them punched me. I will fight him with my fists.
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #64 on: December 12, 2022, 05:29:32 PM »
Quote from: Space Cowgirl on December 12, 2022, 05:27:12 PM
The drunk elves are going wild. One of them punched me. I will fight him with my fists.

Ill-advised as elves never fight 1v1.
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #65 on: December 12, 2022, 05:38:15 PM »
Quote from: NotSoSkeptical on December 12, 2022, 05:29:32 PM
Quote from: Space Cowgirl on December 12, 2022, 05:27:12 PM
The drunk elves are going wild. One of them punched me. I will fight him with my fists.

Ill-advised as elves never fight 1v1.
I would like to look around the Great Hall for any loose candy cane, and back-up SCG while armed with sharp candy.
Those elves are going down.
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #66 on: December 12, 2022, 06:51:29 PM »
I promised that I would pay more attention this time.
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Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns. 
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #67 on: December 12, 2022, 07:33:04 PM »
Quote from: NotSoSkeptical on December 12, 2022, 04:21:54 PM
As dusk approaches, boydster notices that one of the oil lamps in the village circle is not lit.  Grabbing his tools, boydster heads over to the lamp.  After taking the lamp down and a quick inspection, it appears that lamp is full of oil but the wick had fallen out of the burner and into the reservoir.  Boydster attempts to unscrews the the burner, but it appears to be stuck. Undeterred, boydster twists with all his might.  The lamp comes flying apart, throwing kerosene all over boydster and the ground.  Boydster laughs at the mess he made. 

"Well good thing I have kerosene to refill the lamp." he said.

Boydster makes quick work of refilling the lamp, setting the wick, and placing it back in place.

"Time to get this think lit."

Without thinking, boydster covered in kerosene, strikes a match and is quickly engulfed in flames.  Screams of terror ring out as boydster tries desparately to put out the flames by diving to the ground.  It was of no use, the ground soaked with kerosene quickly flamed up.  Boydster's body engulfed in flames stopped moving.  Boydster, an innocent villager was dead.  Burned to death by his own hand.


DAY 1 ENDS

NIGHT 1 BEGINS

Those who are supposed to send me PMs, I await their arrival.

As a note, if you vote to lynch yourself moving forward in the game, that's a suicide.  Suicides negates voting and are instantaneous.  As I didn't state this in the rules, I did not kill boydster immediately, but allowed the day to play out.  For future days, if you vote to lynch yourself, consider yourself dead immediately.




Question.

Could this be used to shut down a vote?

Suppose someone was in danger of getting lynched, could I lynch myself to stop that lynching for the day?
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #68 on: December 12, 2022, 07:40:29 PM »
I sure hope not, but also had I known NSS's intent I would have only lobbied for my death instead of voting for it, so I guess that's still an option while also allowing someone a chance to "get off the ride" if they want out. But losing 2 people seems better than allowing a loophole to shutdown the vote in order to avoid an alternate death that's decided unilaterally.
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #69 on: December 12, 2022, 08:03:25 PM »
I told you it was risky to kill the boydster. If it was one of those penguins, our chances of winning this would seem impossible. In this context, I think it is necessary to see who made this wrong decision. When I examined the events on the first day, I could not see the voters and I was upset about it. Votes may sometimes contain strategic information. anyway.
Tonight I will contact the wise spirits who foretold the boydster's death by burning another green grass in the hope of not being chosen. maybe one of them can tell me something useful. oh. now boydster is one of them. albeit the wrong strategy, it seems to have worked as a result.
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #70 on: December 12, 2022, 08:15:04 PM »
Quote from: Crouton on December 12, 2022, 07:33:04 PM
Quote from: NotSoSkeptical on December 12, 2022, 04:21:54 PM
As dusk approaches, boydster notices that one of the oil lamps in the village circle is not lit.  Grabbing his tools, boydster heads over to the lamp.  After taking the lamp down and a quick inspection, it appears that lamp is full of oil but the wick had fallen out of the burner and into the reservoir.  Boydster attempts to unscrews the the burner, but it appears to be stuck. Undeterred, boydster twists with all his might.  The lamp comes flying apart, throwing kerosene all over boydster and the ground.  Boydster laughs at the mess he made. 

"Well good thing I have kerosene to refill the lamp." he said.

Boydster makes quick work of refilling the lamp, setting the wick, and placing it back in place.

"Time to get this think lit."

Without thinking, boydster covered in kerosene, strikes a match and is quickly engulfed in flames.  Screams of terror ring out as boydster tries desparately to put out the flames by diving to the ground.  It was of no use, the ground soaked with kerosene quickly flamed up.  Boydster's body engulfed in flames stopped moving.  Boydster, an innocent villager was dead.  Burned to death by his own hand.


DAY 1 ENDS

NIGHT 1 BEGINS

Those who are supposed to send me PMs, I await their arrival.

As a note, if you vote to lynch yourself moving forward in the game, that's a suicide.  Suicides negates voting and are instantaneous.  As I didn't state this in the rules, I did not kill boydster immediately, but allowed the day to play out.  For future days, if you vote to lynch yourself, consider yourself dead immediately.




Question.

Could this be used to shut down a vote?

Suppose someone was in danger of getting lynched, could I lynch myself to stop that lynching for the day?

The short answer for that is no.

I've added the conditions for Self-Lynching to the rules.  Here they are below.  If you want to discuss this further, take it to the spectator thread.

Conditions for Self-Lynching

1. If no votes have been cast to lynch for the day, you can self-lynch and end the voting for the day.

2. If you are the only player that has votes cast against, you can self-lynch and end the voting for the day.

2. If you no longer can play the game, you can vote to self-lynch at anytime.  Could result in multiple players killed during Day or Night.  Narrator will make a determination if this ever occurs.
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #71 on: December 12, 2022, 11:44:45 PM »
Quote from: boydster on December 12, 2022, 07:40:29 PM
I sure hope not, but also had I known NSS's intent I would have only lobbied for my death instead of voting for it, so I guess that's still an option while also allowing someone a chance to "get off the ride" if they want out. But losing 2 people seems better than allowing a loophole to shutdown the vote in order to avoid an alternate death that's decided unilaterally.

I get your point but the only people who would be interested in sabotaging a vote are penguins and if a penguin wants to lynch themselves then it's winning for us anyway.
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Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns. 
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #72 on: December 13, 2022, 12:40:56 AM »
Quote from: NotSoSkeptical on December 12, 2022, 05:29:32 PM
Quote from: Space Cowgirl on December 12, 2022, 05:27:12 PM
The drunk elves are going wild. One of them punched me. I will fight him with my fists.

Ill-advised as elves never fight 1v1.

Drunk elves look more like goblins. I'm keeping the F away
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #73 on: December 13, 2022, 03:29:05 AM »

Mmm, I smell a barbecue.
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #74 on: December 13, 2022, 03:56:34 AM »
Quote from: Jura-Glenlivet II on December 13, 2022, 03:29:05 AM
Mmm, I smell a barbecue.
Now it would be nice if we fried two penguins over there with drinking green weeds.
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #75 on: December 13, 2022, 03:59:07 AM »
Quote from: wise on December 13, 2022, 03:56:34 AM
Quote from: Jura-Glenlivet II on December 13, 2022, 03:29:05 AM
Mmm, I smell a barbecue.
Now it would be nice if we fried two penguins over there with drinking green weeds.

If you can knock out an elf, you can use the little bastards as a bong. It'll be next level tripping!
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #76 on: December 13, 2022, 04:08:12 AM »
Quote from: Wolvaccine on December 13, 2022, 03:59:07 AM
Quote from: wise on December 13, 2022, 03:56:34 AM
Quote from: Jura-Glenlivet II on December 13, 2022, 03:29:05 AM
Mmm, I smell a barbecue.
Now it would be nice if we fried two penguins over there with drinking green weeds.

If you can knock out an elf, you can use the little bastards as a bong. It'll be next level tripping!
How does the food processor smell when it burns?
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #77 on: December 13, 2022, 04:11:08 AM »
Quote from: wise on December 13, 2022, 04:08:12 AM
Quote from: Wolvaccine on December 13, 2022, 03:59:07 AM
Quote from: wise on December 13, 2022, 03:56:34 AM
Quote from: Jura-Glenlivet II on December 13, 2022, 03:29:05 AM
Mmm, I smell a barbecue.
Now it would be nice if we fried two penguins over there with drinking green weeds.

If you can knock out an elf, you can use the little bastards as a bong. It'll be next level tripping!
How does the food processor smell when it burns?

The smell of a burning elf gets you high as a kite. Couple that with the green weed and you are in for one hell of a journey!
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #78 on: December 13, 2022, 04:14:04 AM »
Quote from: Wolvaccine on December 13, 2022, 04:11:08 AM
Quote from: wise on December 13, 2022, 04:08:12 AM
Quote from: Wolvaccine on December 13, 2022, 03:59:07 AM
Quote from: wise on December 13, 2022, 03:56:34 AM
Quote from: Jura-Glenlivet II on December 13, 2022, 03:29:05 AM
Mmm, I smell a barbecue.
Now it would be nice if we fried two penguins over there with drinking green weeds.

If you can knock out an elf, you can use the little bastards as a bong. It'll be next level tripping!
How does the food processor smell when it burns?

The smell of a burning elf gets you high as a kite. Couple that with the green weed and you are in for one hell of a journey!
Oh, your insistence on burning elf-children is strange. We must not burn the elf children, I thought we were here to save the elven children. I may have misunderstood the concept here, I don't know.
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #79 on: December 13, 2022, 04:20:38 AM »
Quote from: wise on December 13, 2022, 04:14:04 AM
Oh, your insistence on burning elf-children is strange. We must not burn the elf children, I thought we were here to save the elven children. I may have misunderstood the concept here, I don't know.
We might just be saving them for dinner. I'm not convinced Santa treats his workers well.
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #80 on: December 13, 2022, 04:24:46 AM »
Quote from: wise on December 13, 2022, 04:14:04 AM
Quote from: Wolvaccine on December 13, 2022, 04:11:08 AM
Quote from: wise on December 13, 2022, 04:08:12 AM
Quote from: Wolvaccine on December 13, 2022, 03:59:07 AM
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Quote from: Jura-Glenlivet II on December 13, 2022, 03:29:05 AM
Mmm, I smell a barbecue.
Now it would be nice if we fried two penguins over there with drinking green weeds.

If you can knock out an elf, you can use the little bastards as a bong. It'll be next level tripping!
How does the food processor smell when it burns?

The smell of a burning elf gets you high as a kite. Couple that with the green weed and you are in for one hell of a journey!
Oh, your insistence on burning elf-children is strange. We must not burn the elf children, I thought we were here to save the elven children. I may have misunderstood the concept here, I don't know.

They might be the height of kids, but they are old. Like, centuries old. They have much longer life spans than humans. They are just perma small thats all.

Smoke one and try for yourself! They are vicious little bastards so be careful
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #81 on: December 13, 2022, 04:25:52 AM »
Guys we need to decide whether elves are considered human or not. If they're humans, we can't ethically eat them. But I think we should not eat even they are not accepted humans, because they are intelligent beings even when they are not human. Oh, it's normal for Santa not to see them as intelligent beings. Then Santa can eat us at dinner too because of we are not enough smart compared him.
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #82 on: December 13, 2022, 04:29:29 AM »
Santa smells like cheap whiskey and Marlboro 100's and is obese and slow. He is easily outwitted and out-maneuvered. As for elves, they taste like chicken.
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #83 on: December 13, 2022, 06:28:21 AM »
We should not eat the Elves.  We are elven villagers are we not?  Either rway let's not eat them.  Unless your a werepenguin, then please continue
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« Reply #84 on: December 13, 2022, 06:32:14 AM »
Quote from: Stash on December 13, 2022, 04:29:29 AM
Santa smells like cheap whiskey and Marlboro 100's and is obese and slow. He is easily outwitted and out-maneuvered. As for elves, they taste like chicken.

Found a funny comic about Santa. Keep it under your hats, I think he'd be pissed if he saw we were laughing at it


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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #85 on: December 13, 2022, 07:39:41 AM »

Jura woke to shivering and being stared at by elves, considering the semi-hallucinatory state she was in it was a miracle she hadn't gone psycho on them, sometimes training counts, one of them was offering her a mince-pie, which proved that if not Anglophiles, at least they understood the Englishness of Yuletide, she thanked it for the kindness and reached for the whisky, if she was going to help here she first had to defeat the flu.
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #86 on: December 13, 2022, 08:20:24 AM »
Quote from: disputeone on December 12, 2022, 11:44:45 PM
Quote from: boydster on December 12, 2022, 07:40:29 PM
I sure hope not, but also had I known NSS's intent I would have only lobbied for my death instead of voting for it, so I guess that's still an option while also allowing someone a chance to "get off the ride" if they want out. But losing 2 people seems better than allowing a loophole to shutdown the vote in order to avoid an alternate death that's decided unilaterally.

I get your point but the only people who would be interested in sabotaging a vote are penguins and if a penguin wants to lynch themselves then it's winning for us anyway.

That's a possible scenario. Not likely though. I can't think of any reason for a penguin to take the bullet other than saving another penguin.

A more likely scenario is a larger group of people are trying to lynch someone and a small group has special information that the target should not be lynched.
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #87 on: December 13, 2022, 08:31:22 AM »
Quote from: Crouton on December 13, 2022, 08:20:24 AM
I can't think of any reason for a penguin to take the bullet other than saving another penguin.
Assuming their penguin nature is outed on their death, even that doesn't seem to be a good idea. Unless a penguin wants to take the bullet for a villager just to mess with us, which, I would fully support to be honest.

I am really hoping the field medic has messaged Boydster asap. We know there's a psychic, have no idea if one of them exists. Lead us to victory ghosts!
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #88 on: December 13, 2022, 10:01:39 AM »
Quote from: Slime on December 13, 2022, 08:31:22 AM
Quote from: Crouton on December 13, 2022, 08:20:24 AM
I can't think of any reason for a penguin to take the bullet other than saving another penguin.
Assuming their penguin nature is outed on their death, even that doesn't seem to be a good idea. Unless a penguin wants to take the bullet for a villager just to mess with us, which, I would fully support to be honest.

I am really hoping the field medic has messaged Boydster asap. We know there's a psychic, have no idea if one of them exists. Lead us to victory ghosts!

Did I miss something is there only a single ghost?
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #89 on: December 13, 2022, 10:06:13 AM »
So far, I'm the only dead. Well, there's a few spectral elves here too, but I'm the only one from our crew.
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