WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD

i will be happy to team up with boydster again to avenge our previous loss

[vote to slip a nitrogen mask on boydster while he is comfy asleep in his bed]

Quote from: boydster on December 12, 2022, 10:30:05 AM

Well it's time to open up for some serious deliberations now that we're all waking up after partying perhaps a little too hard to remember the last several hours...

I know Mundin has already said he's going to vote to murder on day 1. I've said it before and I'll continue to maintain, I think that's our best move. And just to get it out of the way, no I'm not a werepenguin this time and no I don't want to be murderized immediately BUT I know I'm on the good guy team and I also don't have the Superpower Of Great Importance™ so... I volunteer as tribute. Before Santa takes this whole place down again, please allow me to rise to the ethereal plane and provide a means for us to seek his guidance in eliminating this penguiny menace to Christmas.

[I vote to self-immolate boydster]

Are you sure that's what you want? I mean, we need more kindling for the fire place but it seems like an awful way to go

For those keeping tracking, it's currently:
  - boydster: 3 votes

Quote from: Shifter on December 12, 2022, 10:49:50 AM

Quote from: boydster on December 12, 2022, 10:30:05 AM

Well it's time to open up for some serious deliberations now that we're all waking up after partying perhaps a little too hard to remember the last several hours...

I know Mundin has already said he's going to vote to murder on day 1. I've said it before and I'll continue to maintain, I think that's our best move. And just to get it out of the way, no I'm not a werepenguin this time and no I don't want to be murderized immediately BUT I know I'm on the good guy team and I also don't have the Superpower Of Great Importance™ so... I volunteer as tribute. Before Santa takes this whole place down again, please allow me to rise to the ethereal plane and provide a means for us to seek his guidance in eliminating this penguiny menace to Christmas.

[I vote to self-immolate boydster]

Are you sure that's what you want? I mean, we need more kindling for the fire place but it seems like an awful way to go

For those keeping tracking, it's currently:
  - boydster: 3 votes

Well can we do Junkers idea and have you die painlessly in your sleep, and then dump you in the fire? Or are you getting a hard on for the idea of burning to death?

I stand by my word of voting on day 1.  If Boydster is the will of the people, then Mundin will see it done.   Also, this may be a ploy by him to get us to say no, we trust you since you volunteered, let's go after someone else.  We'll not today sir!

[I vote to lynch boydster, using a rope made of many venomous snakes that will ensure any penguins eating his body will die of  food poisoning. ]

Vote count
BOYDSTER - 4

Well can we do Junkers idea and have you die painlessly in your sleep, and then dump you in the fire? Or are you getting a hard on for the idea of burning to death?

Ultimately, that's up to the Creator. The One who built this magical world we inhabit. He is the Santa, the Werepenguin, and only His will can be done. Now pray to your Jack Nicholson statue, sacrifice a wooden door or two, and make a decision!

Quote from: Shifter on December 12, 2022, 11:00:11 AM

Well can we do Junkers idea and have you die painlessly in your sleep, and then dump you in the fire? Or are you getting a hard on for the idea of burning to death?

Ultimately, that's up to the Creator. The One who built this magical world we inhabit. He is the Santa, the Werepenguin, and only His will can be done. Now pray to your Jack Nicholson statue, sacrifice a wooden door or two, and make a decision!

Well the narrator gives the example for Slemon or wise. Should we follow that example?

I'm not ready to vote for someone so keen on dying. You need help, not a candy cane up the arse

Looks like we're electing boydster for president of the ghost council.

I'm going to hold back for now seeing as the vote looks secure.

It is my hope that the humans don't leave this in such a precarious place that I am somehow spared later on by some nefarious parties working to create a split vote situation or something equally annoying, only to leave a gigantic air of uncertainty and/or waste a psychic scan while also forfeiting the opportunity to choose a leader (and also hoping our psychic doesn't earn the honor). Look at the special roles. There's nothing in there to turn me, there's nothing in there for a surprise gotcha. You're either on Team Bad, or you are one of 3 possible things on Team Good - a normie, a psychic, or a medic.

Boydster is right.  The only reason to not vote for him is if you think he would be inept as a ghost council leader.

I think he will be good for us.  And if this is some con where we get a split vote and he luves, and is really a penguin, then we have no one to blame but ourselves. 

I don't see how this could possibly go wrong, but I am heavily medicated.

[ I vote to assist Boydsta in his death]

Boydster -5

boydster, I think it is unfair that you should have to die before you try to put an elf on the shelf!

Anyway, ok mofo.

[I vote to lynch boydster]

I place an elf upon a shelf!

Okay tomorrow we kill Mundin.
But TODAY BOYDSTER DIES

I am pleased the tavern is well stocked with gin. The scent of pine trees is most evident in the taste of this very nice top-shelf pour.

Looking around the tavern I see many familiar faces which is comforting, but I am most upset at the fate of the map. So sad. So very sad, but the gin helps, immensely.

Looking around. Just looking and learning and keeping my trap shut until knowing what to do next.

Okay tomorrow we kill Mundin.
But TODAY BOYDSTER DIES

Well that's a nice hello.   Missed you slime.

Quote from: Slime on December 12, 2022, 12:18:53 PM

Okay tomorrow we kill Mundin.
But TODAY BOYDSTER DIES

Well that's a nice hello.   Missed you slime.

Missed you too. Hi!
Sorry, haven't killed anyone for ages, I get jumpy.

Whilst I am partial to a gin, for tonights needs it doesn't have the required ommph, as I am going for oblivion I have selected Nikka Whisky from he barrel, a strangely named Japanese offering clocking a 51.4% alcohol content, that should have the desired effect and I hold a glass for Boydsters selfless act, Kanpai!

I'll high-five the elf that is still on the shelf I placed him upon, and go have an appropriately-sized glass of fancy Japanese whisky with Jura to mark the occasion. Han'ei!

Quote from: Slime on December 12, 2022, 12:18:53 PM

Okay tomorrow we kill Mundin.
But TODAY BOYDSTER DIES

Well that's a nice hello.   Missed you slime.

Mundin is a nice elf! He gave me cookies and taught me how to sing many chrismas songs.

Quote from: Mundin on December 12, 2022, 12:41:29 PM

Quote from: Slime on December 12, 2022, 12:18:53 PM

Okay tomorrow we kill Mundin.
But TODAY BOYDSTER DIES

Well that's a nice hello.   Missed you slime.

Missed you too. Hi!
Sorry, haven't killed anyone for ages, I get jumpy.

I hear that.  Looks like everyone is drinking Jura's fancy Japan whiskey so let's get a glass before it's gone.

This one's a whisky, sir

I'm not old enough to drink 
But since we're at the North pole they probably don't have those rules so GIVE ME THE JUICE!

Whilst I am partial to a gin, for tonights needs it doesn't have the required ommph, as I am going for oblivion I have selected Nikka Whisky from he barrel, a strangely named Japanese offering clocking a 51.4% alcohol content, that should have the desired effect and I hold a glass for Boydsters selfless act, Kanpai!

You made a good choice on your drink! Fyi, the gin is JCB out of France.

Although only having 40% alcohol, with a splash of orange liqueur and club soda it leaves you feeling just fine...and I do need that about now!

Let's get the elves drunk!

Apologies, a whisky.  My bad

Well, I thought dying was going to be, I don't know, hurtier or something. Everything seems fine so far though!

I think I'll go for a walk.

As dusk approaches, boydster notices that one of the oil lamps in the village circle is not lit.  Grabbing his tools, boydster heads over to the lamp.  After taking the lamp down and a quick inspection, it appears that lamp is full of oil but the wick had fallen out of the burner and into the reservoir.  Boydster attempts to unscrews the the burner, but it appears to be stuck. Undeterred, boydster twists with all his might.  The lamp comes flying apart, throwing kerosene all over boydster and the ground.  Boydster laughs at the mess he made. 

"Well good thing I have kerosene to refill the lamp." he said.

Boydster makes quick work of refilling the lamp, setting the wick, and placing it back in place.

"Time to get this think lit."

Without thinking, boydster covered in kerosene, strikes a match and is quickly engulfed in flames.  Screams of terror ring out as boydster tries desparately to put out the flames by diving to the ground.  It was of no use, the ground soaked with kerosene quickly flamed up.  Boydster's body engulfed in flames stopped moving.  Boydster, an innocent villager was dead.  Burned to death by his own hand.


DAY 1 ENDS

NIGHT 1 BEGINS

Those who are supposed to send me PMs, I await their arrival.

As a note, if you vote to lynch yourself moving forward in the game, that's a suicide.  Suicides negates voting and are instantaneous.  As I didn't state this in the rules, I did not kill boydster immediately, but allowed the day to play out.  For future days, if you vote to lynch yourself, consider yourself dead immediately.

I'm going to do my best to just chant "Oooooooohhhhhmmmm" as the flames continue to claim my flesh