WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD

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WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« on: December 11, 2022, 12:19:22 PM »
LOCATION: North Pole Village

The day had finally come.  The 15 members of the Emergency Response Team (ERT) had arrived in the North Pole Village.  As they gathered in the village circle, a commotion moved toward them.  A group of elven villagers dragged a bound elf passed them and into the Great Hall of Christmas.  The 15 ERT members followed in curiosity.  The evles dragged the elf before Santa.  Santa looked in slight confusion at the situation and said, "What is going on here?" 

The elven security team explained, "Sir, we have found one of the saboteurs.  We caught him burning the Great Flat Earth Map.  Sadly, Sir, the map was destroyed.  We await your orders."

Santa with great disappointment looked at the Saboteur.  "I would have never expected you, BabyHighSpeed, to betray me."

BHS spit at Santa and shouted, "You foolish old man.  You were so easy to deceive.  So much so, that even now after being caught and with my likely death, our plans are still progressing forward."

Santa with anger in his voice looked at his security team, "Take him away and CandyCane him."

The security team quickly gagged BHS, and dragged him to the front doors of the hall, where the elven villagers gathered in a line.  As the security team walked to the village center with BHS in tow, villagers one by one pulled out a candy cane sharpened to a point and stabbed BHS.  BHS's lifeless body slumped to the ground covered in candy canes.  A saboteur was dead.  Villagers quickly dispersed back to work.  The security team quickly worked to dispose of the body.

Santa walked up to the 15 members of the ERT and with a Jolly voice, "Ho, Ho, Ho.  Welcome and make yourself home.  I didn't expect you so early.   Sorry about that little scene, it's how we take care of the bad apples.  You are free to explore the village, well some of it.  There is a Tavern, the Great Hall, and the Workshops.  Stay out of the elven homes, they like to keep a private life after work.  You will be staying on the 2nd floor of the Great Hall, there are rooms for each of you.  Work Tasks will be available tomorrow.  Until then.  Ho, Ho, Ho."


LET THE GAME BEGIN

Game Rules & Roles can be found within the first post of the Signup/Spectator Thread

PLAYERS:
boydster -- An innocent villager.  Suicide (Self-lynching).
Space Cowgirl -- An innocent villager, Killed by Penguins Night 7.
Slemon (Jane) -- An innocent villager.  Killed by Penguins Night 4.
Crouton -- An innocent villager.  Lynched on Day 3.
gotham -- An innocent villager.  Lynched on Day 5.
Stash -- An innocent villager, Killed by Penguins Night 6.
Colonel Gaydafi -- A Penguin
Wolvaccine (Shifter) -- An innocent villager and Psychic.  Killed by the Penguins Night 2
Jura  -- An innocent villager and Field Medic.  Killed by the Penguins Night 1
disputeone  -- An innocent villager.  Killed by Penguins Night 3.
Alexei  -- A penguin, lynched on Day 7.
junker  -- An innocent villager.  Killed Day 8 Final Kill by Penguins (GAME OVER).
wise -- Gigantic Turd and penguin, SUICIDE by Mrs. Clause Night 3.
Mundin  -- A penguin, lynched on Day 2.
Unicorn Peptide Cake  -- An innocent villager.  Lynched Day 8.


GAME EVENTS

DAY 1
Boydster, an innocent villager, commits suicide by burning himself to death.

NIGHT 1
Jura, an innocent villager and the teams Field Medic, was strangled to death using Tinsel by a Penguin.

DAY 2
Wolvaccine votes to lynch Mundin
Slemon votes to lynch Mundin
Wise votes to lynch Mundin
disputeone votes to lynch Mundin
Mundin votes to lynch disputeone
Colonel Gaydafi votes to lynch Mundin
Space Cowgirl votes to lynch Mundin
Junker votes to lynch Mundin (Sealing his fate)
Unicorn Peptide Cake votes to lynch Mundin
Stash votes to lynch Mundin
Gotham votes to lynch Mundin
Crouton votes to lynch Mundin
Alexei votes to lynch Mundin
Mundin, a penguin, was lynched.

NIGHT 2
Wolvaccine, the psychic and innocent villager, was murdered with an icicle by a penguin.

DAY 3
Junker votes to lynch Crouton
Wise votes to lynch Crouton
Space Cowgirl votes to lynch Crouton
Slemon votes to lynch Crouton
Alexei votes to lynch Crouton
Unicorn Peptide votes to lynch Crouton (Sealing his fate)
Gotham votes to lynch Crouton
Stash votes to lynch Crouton
Crouton, an innocent villager was lynched.

NIGHT 3
Wise, a gigantic turd and penguin, was suicided by Mrs. Clause.
Wise turds the game.
Disputeone was murdered with penguin bone spear during a talent show.
ROLES are reshuffled due to wise being a turd.

DAY 4
No votes cast.
2 Winners of prizes for Crossword.

NIGHT 4
Junker uses his crossword prize to revive Wolvaccine, the psychic, for the Night.
Slemon, an innocent villager, was killed in combat by a penguin. 

DAY 5
Wolvaccine returned to being a ghost.
Stash votes to lynch gotham
Gotham votes to lynch stash.
Junker votes to lynch gotham.
Space Cowgirl votes to lynch gotham.
Gotham, an innocent villager, was lynched.

NIGHT 5
Elven Carolers sang Silent Night. (No one died)

DAY 6
Santa has recovered and prepares for Christmas.
Peace on Earth.  Good will among men. (No votes cast; No one died)

NIGHT 6
Santa delivers toys to the boys and girls of the world.
Stash, an innocent villager, was kicked under Santa's Sleigh by a Penguin as it landed.

DAY 7
SCG votes to lynch Alexei
Alexei, a penguin, had his heart crushed and ripped out by SCG.

NIGHT 7
Space Cowgirl, an innocent villager, disemboweled and put on display as the Christmas Angel Tree Topping by a Penguin.

DAY 8 - FINAL DAY
Colonel Gaydafi voted to lynch Unicorn Peptide Cake
Unicorn Peptide Cake, an innocent villager, was lynched.
Junker, an innocent villager, was killed by Colonel Gaydafi, the final penguin, ending the game.
Penguins were victorious.

DAY/NIGHT CYCLE CHANGE:
00:00 UTC
7PM EST

COUNTDOWN TIMER:   https://www.sendtric.com/
« Last Edit: December 30, 2022, 12:30:46 AM by NotSoSkeptical »
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That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2022, 12:50:23 PM »
WOOP

Hey! Hey! Santa! Will murdering a guy put me on the naughty list, or do we get a little slaughter allowance?
We all know deep in our hearts that Jane is the last face we'll see before we're choked to death!

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2022, 12:50:42 PM »
I vote we head to the bar and drink enough so that we forget the elves will cut your ass with a sharp candy cane!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2022, 12:51:59 PM »

There was evil in the world, so much it hardly needed saying, especially in Jura's world, but this, fucking with Santa and his elves? This was next level and a lot of the old families thought so too and they had gathered, new faces too, and this would take some sorting.
Time to wipe the slate clean, forget the last time, each mission needed fresh perspective, let's get this done, Christmas is coming.
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2022, 12:54:47 PM »
WOOP

Hey! Hey! Santa! Will murdering a guy put me on the naughty list, or do we get a little slaughter allowance?

There is an exception when in pursuit of penguins.
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2022, 12:56:26 PM »
Okay, so do we want to kill Boydster immediately, or give him false hope for a day or two?  O:-)
We all know deep in our hearts that Jane is the last face we'll see before we're choked to death!

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2022, 01:34:16 PM »
There's murder in the air here. I can sense it. In my heart, my soul, my very loins. This Christmas, everything is on the line. Every Who in Whoville needs us to succeed. Every child on this beautiful, green, flat Earth is depending on our team to deliver. Not only that, but by now, every parent that has overspent for a chimney sweeper to make sure their chimney was clear before the big guy hopefully shows up for the main event is one disappointment away from going postal.

Let's not fuck up, is all I'm saying.

Okay, so do we want to kill Boydster immediately, or give him false hope for a day or two?  O:-)
I think we should give him a shot, he's seems like a good enough fella

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2022, 02:01:35 PM »
Also, I might have missed it in the first post but I don't think so, what is our cycle-change time and timezone? Is the the 0:00 UTC/7pm EST, and we're all just a couple hours ahead of dawn on the first day for some quick meet-and-greet drinks?

I'd like to check out the workshops, so I'll head that way.

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2022, 02:10:55 PM »
Also, I might have missed it in the first post but I don't think so, what is our cycle-change time and timezone? Is the the 0:00 UTC/7pm EST, and we're all just a couple hours ahead of dawn on the first day for some quick meet-and-greet drinks?

I'd like to check out the workshops, so I'll head that way.

Yes Day Change is 0:00UTC/7PM EST  I'll working to get a countdown timer that works within the forums like wise did last game.
« Last Edit: December 11, 2022, 02:19:05 PM by NotSoSkeptical »
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2022, 03:21:07 PM »
If you go to the tavern, whatever you do, do not try to put an elf on the shelf.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2022, 03:56:12 PM »
Also, I might have missed it in the first post but I don't think so, what is our cycle-change time and timezone? Is the the 0:00 UTC/7pm EST, and we're all just a couple hours ahead of dawn on the first day for some quick meet-and-greet drinks?

I'd like to check out the workshops, so I'll head that way.

Yes Day Change is 0:00UTC/7PM EST  I'll working to get a countdown timer that works within the forums like wise did last game.
I'm not familiar with the one he uses, but we've used sendtric.com a bunch in the past

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2022, 04:00:51 PM »
So are these elves the 'mystically in tune with nature, immortal, will fight evil with swords and bows and arrows and magic' variety, or the 'mostly useless, will occasionally have a musical number' variety? One would be significantly more useful than the other right now.
I'm going to assume the former and am going to draw a magic circle in the snow. I found this book on Summoning Santa that feels like exactly what we need. Unrelated, I am a little dyslexic. Sure that won't be a problem.
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« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2022, 07:10:11 PM »
I vote we head to the bar and drink enough so that we forget the elves will cut your ass with a sharp candy cane!
Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns. 

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« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2022, 07:30:42 PM »
will do my best to stay sober this time around

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2022, 08:32:07 PM »
If you go to the tavern, whatever you do, do not try to put an elf on the shelf.

You're telling me this now? I already put like a bunch of them on the shelf!

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2022, 08:37:10 PM »
Also, I might have missed it in the first post but I don't think so, what is our cycle-change time and timezone? Is the the 0:00 UTC/7pm EST, and we're all just a couple hours ahead of dawn on the first day for some quick meet-and-greet drinks?

I'd like to check out the workshops, so I'll head that way.

Yes Day Change is 0:00UTC/7PM EST  I'll working to get a countdown timer that works within the forums like wise did last game.

Try this...
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5365052.0


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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2022, 09:51:01 PM »
Burning the flat earth map is not acceptable. Wise slammed his fist on the table, said, "This organized evil must be stopped".

To find a way to end this evil, Wise took some green weed from his bag, rolled it into a cigarette and lit it. This difficult situation was one that required asking the holy spirits and getting answers. Green weed was always been the cure.

Wise checked that no one under the age of 16 was around and tried to contact the spirits by lighting a cigarette with green grass. He took another breath then Bom Tishop's evil spirit tried to disturb him. He has incense lit. When he took his second breath, this time JimmyTheLobster tried to contact him. He lit a second incense and waited. Now the spirits contacted him and began to tell something about the boydster. Wise is now trying to understand what these undead are saying to him.
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #17 on: December 12, 2022, 12:41:15 AM »
If you go to the tavern, whatever you do, do not try to put an elf on the shelf.

Too late, already tried, now I've got a black eye.
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« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2022, 12:52:05 AM »

Jura had the shivers and a headache, she suspected a biological attack from the penguin contingent, a diet of paracetamol, whisky and black coffee should do it. In the meantime she would sit at the back and watch.
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« Reply #19 on: December 12, 2022, 04:21:42 AM »
I heqd towards the bar as well, making snowballs on the way.  Eveytime an elf is put on a shelf I try to hit them with a snowball. unfortunately I pregamed to many shots of whiskey and kept hitting the others by accident.  Sorry boydster and jura, my "hic" aim is shit.

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« Reply #20 on: December 12, 2022, 04:25:32 AM »
I heqd towards the bar as well, making snowballs on the way.  Eveytime an elf is put on a shelf I try to hit them with a snowball. unfortunately I pregamed to many shots of whiskey and kept hitting the others by accident.  Sorry boydster and jura, my "hic" aim is shit.

Alright, I bundled a few more elves on the shelf. Juding by the looks on their elf faces, I dont think they'll be making any presents for my kids anymore so make the next shot count okay?

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #21 on: December 12, 2022, 10:11:18 AM »
So, was that a blizzard or something??

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« Reply #22 on: December 12, 2022, 10:16:51 AM »
The elves are going to make us pay for our drunken shenanigans.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #23 on: December 12, 2022, 10:18:11 AM »
So, was that a blizzard or something??

It either Werepenguins disrupting communication with the outside world or Santa engaging a distortion field to keep everyone trapped here in the hopes we snuff out the werepeguin threat. 

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« Reply #24 on: December 12, 2022, 10:21:29 AM »
Sorry, think that was me. Summoning Santa did not go as planned.
I think it's contained, but I did need to sacrifice one of the shelf-elves, and raid the workshop for some goth kid's presents.
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #25 on: December 12, 2022, 10:30:05 AM »
Well it's time to open up for some serious deliberations now that we're all waking up after partying perhaps a little too hard to remember the last several hours...

I know Mundin has already said he's going to vote to murder on day 1. I've said it before and I'll continue to maintain, I think that's our best move. And just to get it out of the way, no I'm not a werepenguin this time and no I don't want to be murderized immediately BUT I know I'm on the good guy team and I also don't have the Superpower Of Great Importance™ so... I volunteer as tribute. Before Santa takes this whole place down again, please allow me to rise to the ethereal plane and provide a means for us to seek his guidance in eliminating this penguiny menace to Christmas.

[I vote to self-immolate boydster]

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion GAME THREAD
« Reply #26 on: December 12, 2022, 10:31:38 AM »
If anyone else tries to self-immolate me, we're gonna have problems. That's a very personal thing. You're gonna have to use a different method.

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« Reply #27 on: December 12, 2022, 10:41:51 AM »
This is either a double-bluff that could put a penguin above suspicion, or a non-psychic ghost leader.
I think getting a ghost we can trust asap is a good plan because that way the chosen one/medic, if they exist, can keep the psychic safe. And if boydster's bluffing, we kill a feathery [mean word].

[I vote to send boydster peacefully to his rest via bludgeoning with flaming carrots]
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« Reply #28 on: December 12, 2022, 10:48:18 AM »
Thank you, I love flaming carrots

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« Reply #29 on: December 12, 2022, 10:49:50 AM »
Well it's time to open up for some serious deliberations now that we're all waking up after partying perhaps a little too hard to remember the last several hours...

I know Mundin has already said he's going to vote to murder on day 1. I've said it before and I'll continue to maintain, I think that's our best move. And just to get it out of the way, no I'm not a werepenguin this time and no I don't want to be murderized immediately BUT I know I'm on the good guy team and I also don't have the Superpower Of Great Importance™ so... I volunteer as tribute. Before Santa takes this whole place down again, please allow me to rise to the ethereal plane and provide a means for us to seek his guidance in eliminating this penguiny menace to Christmas.

[I vote to self-immolate boydster]

Are you sure that's what you want? I mean, we need more kindling for the fire place but it seems like an awful way to go

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