WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion Spectators Thread

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WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion Spectators Thread
« on: December 04, 2022, 08:36:34 AM »
LOCATION: NORTH POLE VILLAGE

DATE: EARLY DECEMBER

TIME: DUSK

The assembly lines slowed to a stop as the end of shift bells sounded at the Elven workshops.  The elves, all full of yule tide glee, hopped down from their workstations and headed home for some eggnog and cookies.  The night came quickly and brought with it a bitter cold front.  The elves snuggled up in their homes, after singing their traditional Christmas songs and drifted to sleep with dreams of sugarplum fairies.   Unbeknownst to the villagers, saboteurs had infiltrated the village and began to set in action their plan to destroy Santa's original Flat Earth Map and the sabotage the toy assembly lines.

The morning came with a bang.  Smoke poured out of the workshop windows.  The elves, saddened by the horror before them, still managed to work quickly and get the fires out, but the damage had been done.  After assessing all the damage, Santa gathered all the elven villagers into the Great Hall of Christmas.  In the best jolly spirit he could muster, Santa addressed the villagers, "My friends, we have suffered a great tragedy this morning.  Saboteurs have come from afar, infiltrated our village, destroyed our assembly lines, and have stolen the Great Flat Earth Map.  Based on the skills and stealth that was utilized by our foe, I suspect that these saboteurs are none other than the naughtiest of the naughty list.  The Penguins, specifically their WerePenguin division."  The elves became disheartened, but Santa continued, "Don't be down my friends, for Christmas will still prevail.   I have called in our emergency response team, to repair our assembly lines.  In the mean time we will build toys the old fashion way.   Now get out there, and show me that good old holiday cheer!" 

The elven villagers' hopes raised and glee restored to their faces as the meeting ended and they prepared for the work ahead of them.  Little did they know that the Emergency Response Team was infiltrated by Penguins.

Will the Emergency Response Team succeed in repairing the assembly lines, or will the Penguins succeed in stopping the Flat Earth Toys from being delivered to boys and girls?

Find out in WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion.




ROLES:

Classic Werepenguin

1. Werepenguin  -- 1 or more players (depending on game size) who seek to kill all innocent villagers.  Appear as innocent villagers during the day, but change to vicious killer penguins at night.  Can select any one player to be killed at night.

2. Innocent Villager -- An innocent elven villager.  Any player that is not a werepenguin.  Includes players that have special roles.


SPECIAL ROLES:

1. Oracle/Psychic/Seer -- An innocent elven villager that has the ability to see the true identity of any one player each night.

2. Field Medic/Chosen One  -- An innocent elven villager that has the ability to protect any one player each night from being killed by a werepenguin.  (This Role may not be filled and will be dependent on number of game participants)

RULES:

  • Lynching or Killing the Narrator is not allowed
  • Day and Nights each last 24 hours, with exception to weekends.  Weekend times will be notated by the Narrator as needed.
  • Do not reveal your role in game or in the open forums while the game is active
  • Do not reveal another players role in game or in the open forums while the game is active that has been revealed via PM[1][3]
  • Do not edit game posts, outside of spelling/grammatical corrections[2]
  • Do not delete game posts
  • Votes must be done in brackets for example:  [I vote to lynch slemon] or [I vote to lynch wise]
  • Unless stipulated by the Narrator, if you are dead, you can only talk during the Night Cycle
  • Do not accuse players of cheating in game or in the open forums.  PM the Narrator
  • Narrator has final say in the game they are narrating
  • Remember it is only a game and have fun.

Notations:
[1]Exception to this rule is when accusing someone of being a werepenguin.
[2]If a spelling/grammar corrections are made, a note at the bottom must be applied stating the correction has occurred
[3]If the role was discovered via deduction without direct knowledge from other methods (PMs), release of the information is discretionary based on the Narrator's Rules.

SELF-LYNCHING RULES:
  • Results in your immediate death
  • If no votes have been cast to lynch for the day, you can self-lynch and end the voting for the day.
  • If you are the only player that has votes cast against, you can self-lynch and end the voting for the day.
  • If you no longer can play the game, you can vote to self-lynch at anytime.  Could result in multiple players killed during Day or Night.  Narrator will make a determination if this ever occurs.

GAME START TIME:
December 12, 2022  00:00:00 UTC   (Dec. 11, 2022 7PM EST)


SIGNUPS:
boydster
Space Cowgirl
Slemon (Jane)
Crouton
gotham
Stash
Colonel Gaydafi
Wolvaccine (Shifter)
Jura
disputeone
Alexei
junker
wise
Mundin
Unicorn Peptide Cake
« Last Edit: December 14, 2022, 07:56:59 AM by NotSoSkeptical »
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2022, 09:52:03 AM »
In!

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2022, 10:40:40 AM »
Me too.

I PROMISE TO BELIEVE IN YOU NEXT TIME, BOYDSTER.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2022, 10:57:55 AM »
Lynching or Killing the Narrator is not allowed
:'(

But in!
We all know deep in our hearts that Jane is the last face we'll see before we're choked to death!

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2022, 11:38:10 AM »
My God look at that pretty formatting!

I'm in.
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2022, 11:52:12 AM »
Count me...in!

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2022, 12:03:47 PM »
Clear and concise rules and attributes - I'm in! I'll sign up for event poster duties for us and the spectators as well.

Pro-Tip: Boydster is always evil regardless of whether he's a good guy or bad guy...

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2022, 02:44:29 PM »
Pro-Tip: Boydster is always evil regardless of whether he's a good guy or bad guy...
This is an unfair stigma that has been forced upon me!

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2022, 06:21:43 PM »
Pro-Tip: Boydster is always evil regardless of whether he's a good guy or bad guy...
This is an unfair stigma that has been forced upon me!

A well founded stigma. The carnage of innocents left in your wake over the past 1/2 dozen games is downright diabolical. Serial. Pathological. A monster in our midst!!!

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2022, 09:19:13 PM »
Lynching or Killing the Narrator is not allowed
:'(

But in!
:'(
This can't be even acceptable but I'm in just because to help children of Elves. Everybody deserves a flat earth map. For Santa and innocent children of Elves!

Write me as oracle. Tell me the role of scg at the beginning. And add a property as autokill the boydster. Thank you.
1+2+3+...+∞= 1



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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2022, 09:49:37 PM »
In, and ready to lynch Boydster!
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2022, 10:46:34 PM »
I'll sign up. Hopefully bom/baby high-speed notices this thread before the deadline too

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2022, 12:37:56 AM »

Goodness will nobody think of the elves!

IN!
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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2022, 06:05:16 AM »
Lynching or Killing the Narrator is not allowed
:'(

But in!
:'(
This can't be even acceptable but I'm in just because to help children of Elves. Everybody deserves a flat earth map. For Santa and innocent children of Elves!

Write me as oracle. Tell me the role of scg at the beginning. And add a property as autokill the boydster. Thank you.

I wrote that rule solely for you wise.
« Last Edit: December 05, 2022, 06:31:35 AM by NotSoSkeptical »
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2022, 06:52:51 AM »
Lynching or Killing the Narrator is not allowed
:'(

But in!
:'(
This can't be even acceptable but I'm in just because to help children of Elves. Everybody deserves a flat earth map. For Santa and innocent children of Elves!

Write me as oracle. Tell me the role of scg at the beginning. And add a property as autokill the boydster. Thank you.

I wrote that rule solely for you wise.
:'(
1+2+3+...+∞= 1



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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2022, 07:04:16 AM »
I guess I should take that as an insult. This is a heavy load for me. There may be others who might want to lynch you. I do not want to deprive them of this pleasure. In these circumstances, if you are going to remove this rule, you can delete me from the list. More enjoyable than the enjoyment of the game would be to watch you get lynched as the narrator. I don't want to be a game changer. If you see fit, you can delete me from the list, it's fine in my side.
1+2+3+...+∞= 1



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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2022, 07:48:33 AM »
I guess I should take that as an insult. This is a heavy load for me. There may be others who might want to lynch you. I do not want to deprive them of this pleasure. In these circumstances, if you are going to remove this rule, you can delete me from the list. More enjoyable than the enjoyment of the game would be to watch you get lynched as the narrator. I don't want to be a game changer. If you see fit, you can delete me from the list, it's fine in my side.

Why take it as an insult?  I'm not sure why you were upset in the first place, considering you don't allow it during your game. 
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2022, 08:23:32 AM »
Because of this:
I wrote that rule solely for you wise.
I made that rule for gameplay, but you made that rule just for me.  This is not acceptable neither me, mor others. We must be equal here
1+2+3+...+∞= 1



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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2022, 08:52:32 AM »
Because of this:
I wrote that rule solely for you wise.
I made that rule for gameplay, but you made that rule just for me.  This is not acceptable neither me, mor others. We must be equal here

That rule is for gameplay and applies to everyone.   I included it specifically because of you.  I know English isn't your first language, but whatever you are using to translate isn't translating it correctly.

« Last Edit: December 05, 2022, 08:54:03 AM by NotSoSkeptical »
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2022, 08:10:49 PM »
Because of this:
I wrote that rule solely for you wise.
I made that rule for gameplay, but you made that rule just for me.  This is not acceptable neither me, mor others. We must be equal here

That rule is for gameplay and applies to everyone.   I included it specifically because of you.  I know English isn't your first language, but whatever you are using to translate isn't translating it correctly.
So you mean, you mean actually something else but not you wrote that rule solely for me when you told you wrote that rule solely for me, and it is a mistake of translation, right?
1+2+3+...+∞= 1



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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2022, 09:57:45 PM »
I'll play again.

Seems like everyone is out of steam now. I'll probably have more time to play.
Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns. 

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2022, 11:01:32 AM »
[I vote to lynch rule #1] what now?
1+2+3+...+∞= 1



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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2022, 11:23:33 AM »
I will sign an application to ensure my spot in this werepenguin game.

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2022, 11:28:22 AM »
[I vote to lynch rule #1] what now?
Wise is a genius and I shall join this train
[I vote to lynch rule #1]
We all know deep in our hearts that Jane is the last face we'll see before we're choked to death!

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #24 on: December 06, 2022, 11:31:02 AM »
[I vote to lynch rule #1]

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #25 on: December 06, 2022, 12:05:25 PM »
[I vote to lynch Rule #9] because Slemon is already clearly cheating!

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #26 on: December 06, 2022, 02:37:24 PM »
in

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #27 on: December 06, 2022, 03:02:55 PM »
[I vote to lynch rule #1] what now?
Wise is a genius and I shall join this train
[I vote to lynch rule #1]

I should be disappointed, but I'm not.
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #28 on: December 06, 2022, 09:15:57 PM »
My dear people, we are not obliged to this fascist rule #1. We are not slaves, we are equal individuals. Let's say no to the cruelty of the narrator tyrany together. If we manage to act together and build public opinion, the narrator must take our opinions into account, no matter how tyran.

Rule #7 is also completely racist, but first we have to lynch rule #1, that's more important. Clearly rule #1 is the penguin, and rule #7 is the second pengun. And narrator is the mother of penguins, huh.

4 votes have been cast so far,

3 votes lynch to rule #1
1 vote lynch to rule #9

Ahahaha.
1+2+3+...+∞= 1



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Re: WerePenguin: North Pole Incursion SIGNUP Thread
« Reply #29 on: December 06, 2022, 10:07:59 PM »
[I vote to lynch wise]

Too soon?