WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #360 on: November 24, 2022, 03:10:03 AM »


While Jura was infinitely grateful for all that Wise did, including showing her his family café, his advice to attack a person wearing armour seemed counterproductive on a day they needed a kill, but she would reflect and consult.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #361 on: November 24, 2022, 03:20:40 AM »
Wise reminded Inspector Jura that they opened this cafe for people like her to stop by. It was also clear that it was meaningful that she liked to drink chicken soup. Jura was subconsciously carrying a chicken inside her.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #362 on: November 24, 2022, 03:44:03 AM »
The chicken inside Jura is in fact a fighting rooster fitted with diamond sharp spurs and is seriously likely to fuck up anyone trying to make soup out of it, and as stated before, chicken soup, especially from the idiot café is the very last thing I would order, do you have bouillabaisse?
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #363 on: November 24, 2022, 04:01:30 AM »
Jura ordered a bouillabaisse in Idiot Cafe. In Odessa, a port city, there is of course bouillabaisse and it is one of the most famous dishes of idiot cafe.

While the waiter was bringing the casserole, Jura made a sudden movement and the juice of the casserole spread a little on the table. Jura started licking it up. In fact, she could have asked them to take it back and get a new one if she wanted to, but she didn't. Other customers certainly did not criticize it. Because that place was already idiot cafe.

Inspector Jura is all alone around and the other inspectors haven't woken up yet. Inspector Jura placed the cards with the names of all the inspectors side by side on the table. Gotham first, then the others. Hmm. This can't be that's too fat, that's bald, that's have a big dick, etc...

The day continues. It's through noon.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #364 on: November 24, 2022, 04:48:49 AM »

The café wasn’t too bad if you realised that the name catagorised the staff more than the clientele, Jura had ordered earl grey tea and had received a cappuccino, and the waiter had spilt her bouillabaisse, hey-ho.

It was difficult to argue against the rumour that Jura had joined the idiots cause, and although some decisions, taken as they were in haste, blindfolded by lack of a psychic, were hers, others were not, and as further stories filtering out of the psychic having a side business reading palms under the monika “I’m the Psychic!” undermined her trust in her teams’ abilities, she still had faith.

While a voice, albeit a squeaky annoying voice, called out “Gotham” she knew this would probably be a mistake looking at the cut of his jib he looked bulked up and armoured.
Another voice, altogether deeper and cool sounding suggested however that the bulk was paper, meant to trick, and the armour had gone elsewhere, she hoped that the team could return her faith and trust her.

[Jura votes to lynch Gotham]
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #365 on: November 24, 2022, 04:53:05 AM »
Are all the characters in this story gender fluid?   Genders are bouncing around like a slosh tank.....


She wanted to start the day with chicken soup. He wanted it so badly that he could jump into the soup as a chicken herself. Actually, in a way, she already was. Anyway.



Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #366 on: November 24, 2022, 04:55:15 AM »
Are all the characters in this story gender fluid?   Genders are bouncing around like a slosh tank.....


She wanted to start the day with chicken soup. He wanted it so badly that he could jump into the soup as a chicken herself. Actually, in a way, she already was. Anyway.


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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #367 on: November 24, 2022, 05:39:08 AM »
Are all the characters in this story gender fluid?   Genders are bouncing around like a slosh tank.....


She wanted to start the day with chicken soup. He wanted it so badly that he could jump into the soup as a chicken herself. Actually, in a way, she already was. Anyway.


It's the new normal.
It's because Google translate randomly chooses between "he and she" when it translates Turkish. In Turkish he and she are same pronouns, even it means same thing, with one word: "o". If you write a few sentences that contain he and she in different places and translate them into Turkish and English, you will see that most of the he and she have changed places.

To fix this, I have to find and fix the all single he and she and correct it every time. Sometimes I forget, sometimes I just don't want to bother. It's really boring in my side because in our language they are same pronouns.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #368 on: November 24, 2022, 05:46:34 AM »
Inspector Jura, examining the papers on the table, finally made up her mind. It was like she was taking a risk. Yes, he had armor but still wasn't killed. It could be because he was one of them. Or someone else wanted him to think so. Her head was a mess.

Jura was in mixed thoughts because if this armor belonged to one of the villains, it might not be so easy to kill him again. She had to take the risk. From this moment on, she decided to tell the others she thought Gotham was the murderer.

Inspector NotSoSkeptical, who came second to the cafe, came and sat next to Jura. After the greeting, he asked Jura what she was doing. He told her his thoughts on Gotham. Inspector Notsoskeptical said that they should not rush into this matter, perhaps consulting their mother's spirit would help them make a better decision. They also chatted on linguistics.

You can keep counting the votes, I'm leaving the office soon.

As a result, one vote has been cast so far:

Gotham 1
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #369 on: November 24, 2022, 06:53:40 AM »
Feeling out of sorts after falling and getting back up with a sense of confusion, Gotham remembers the look of friendship in Jura's eyes.

There was, however, a pull of both wrongness and rightness in the air. In the sense of confusion, the threat of wrongness of circumstance was getting stronger and stronger as the sense of rightness was falling to the wayside.

While still lucid enough to make some sort of rational decision after considering all that has happened, Gotham realizes what he must do.

[Gotham votes to lynch Jura]

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #370 on: November 24, 2022, 07:31:09 AM »

I mean really?
That’s just so predictable, I guess I expected a less conventionally reactive middle of the road, straight up boring, tit for tat reaction from somebody in that get up, Boydsta you said you’d fix it, but I suppose I should have known.

More bouillabaisse Waiter, and what wines do you drink around here?
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #371 on: November 24, 2022, 08:13:37 AM »
happy thanksgiving y'all

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #372 on: November 24, 2022, 02:37:34 PM »

Gotham 1
Jura      1

So, where is the rest of team good?
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #373 on: November 24, 2022, 02:40:57 PM »

Gotham 1
Jura      1

So, where is the rest of team good?

Probably because if you are wrong, we lose the game.

Let me rephrase.  I think you are wrong in your choice and by not lynching we can pull of a win.
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Rabinoz RIP

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #374 on: November 24, 2022, 02:47:19 PM »

And if one of them comes and votes, what then?
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #375 on: November 24, 2022, 05:01:26 PM »
I'm here. Will vote a bit later. I like to be near the end.
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« Reply #376 on: November 24, 2022, 08:09:04 PM »
 Days not have to be 24 hours. Guess everybody was aware of this. This is about my free time and being busy.

Two votes have been used so far

Gotham 1
Jura 1

Other gentlemen are waiting the result of the fight.
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« Reply #377 on: November 24, 2022, 08:20:22 PM »

Gotham 1
Jura      1

So, where is the rest of team good?

Probably because if you are wrong, we lose the game.

Let me rephrase.  I think you are wrong in your choice and by not lynching we can pull of a win.

If we don't lynch then don't we just get picked off during the night anyway?

I'm not sure how this works.

I'm leaning towards trusting Jura again but last time it didn't work out.

I suspect Crouton.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #378 on: November 24, 2022, 11:01:51 PM »
I have not forgotten about your treachery Mr. Gotham.

Now I like you.  I definitely respect you very much.  But I'm definitely going to make orphans out of your children.

[vote to lynch gotham]
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #379 on: November 24, 2022, 11:06:53 PM »
Actually, I didn't expect another vote today. Of course there is still time. So we go back to voting time. There is two hours to day end.
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« Reply #380 on: November 24, 2022, 11:19:11 PM »
wtf!!???


The deadline is the deadline.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #381 on: November 24, 2022, 11:24:21 PM »
I already said you have the right to vote. Since I did not expect any votes to come according to the developments, I predicted that it would end like this. Your vote is valid.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #382 on: November 24, 2022, 11:25:23 PM »
Seems like I can't change anything then unless I vote for Jura. Mom vouched for her so I won't.

I just can't trust Crouton.
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« Reply #383 on: November 24, 2022, 11:28:47 PM »
Seems like I can't change anything then unless I vote for Jura. Mom vouched for her so I won't.

I just can't trust Crouton.

I understand that you are a newbie to the game but you act like they don't know anything to other people and your indecision about whether to vote or not is making also me wrong.

I always recommend the same thing to new players, including you, trust and consult one of your veteran teammates who died. This game is not as easy as you think. At least, don't be indecisive all the time and create chaos.

Have fun, regards.
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« Reply #384 on: November 24, 2022, 11:47:56 PM »
I'll vote for Gotham if I have to. I've exchanged two messages with Mom but I am often hard to talk to.

I've been paying more attention to the other games we play here. I have been lax in my effort.
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« Reply #385 on: November 25, 2022, 12:27:19 AM »

I mean, herding cats?

Notso is probably a bad guy Crouts is good, people should use their abilities, the sun is in my eyes but I have a hat for that.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #386 on: November 25, 2022, 12:40:42 AM »
[vote to lynch gotham]
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #387 on: November 25, 2022, 01:01:47 AM »
4 votes have been used so far,

Gotham 3
Jura 1


The first page has been corrected according to votes used. The script will be written later (after lunch). Investigators Jura, Crouton and Disputeone are just at lunch with Gotham. However, there was an argument here. You (inspectors) can complete it themselves.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #388 on: November 25, 2022, 01:05:57 AM »
Reasonings, people want an easy life, sometimes that happens, apparently two members of my team made it very easy for the opposition, this also happens, I’ve done it in the past.

But other times, they are sneaky and clever, or if they are not sure of themselves it works to be quiet, people will always focus on the peacock and miss the sparrow, in stead of certainty there is always guesswork and luck, I can’t be quiet, imagine if we all were, so there is misdirection, Boydsta is the same but sometimes sparrows just shoot the peacock, he was unlucky, he likes to keep me alive if I’m in opposition he enjoys my frustration, I try to spread doubt as to my allegiance but he’s rarely tricked.

Beware the sparrows.

Beware the well.

Beware women with perfect ears.
 
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #389 on: November 25, 2022, 01:29:58 AM »
And anyway it’s thanksgiving, where they celebrate the massacre of the Comanche (or something), by eating turkey, getting drunk and watching a ceremony where they dress as fantasy warriors, pretend they are gorillas, run into each other and shout Hoorah, while some poppet murders probably the worst national anthem in the world.
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