WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #270 on: November 21, 2022, 02:25:08 AM »
Puzzle Of The Day

How many kilometers is the difference between the distance between New Delhi and Dubai on the global map and the same length on the world's most accurate map?

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1+2+3+...+∞= 1

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #271 on: November 21, 2022, 02:35:02 AM »
Since there is only one true answer to the question, the first correct answer will win the prize.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #272 on: November 21, 2022, 03:11:14 AM »

1961km (ish)
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #273 on: November 21, 2022, 03:18:27 AM »
Everyone has the right to give 3 answers to the question, since knowing close does not mean anything since it is the only answer to the question.

Hint: First you need to start by thinking where is "the most reliable map" of the earth. 
1+2+3+...+∞= 1

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #274 on: November 21, 2022, 03:48:13 AM »
Dalai Lama and Greta Thunberg
Well they are both pretty annoying.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #275 on: November 21, 2022, 03:54:15 AM »

Revised distance = 382km

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #276 on: November 21, 2022, 03:58:47 AM »
Sorry, the answer is true. Considering the distance between airports, there is a difference of 398 km, but since the difference between cities is asked, 382 km is also considered correct.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #277 on: November 21, 2022, 04:02:23 AM »
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #278 on: November 21, 2022, 05:24:11 AM »
Later in the night.

Inspector Lobster and InspectorJura went to the bar to drink and have fun and at the same time forget their dead friends.



They entered one of the sadomasochism bars knowingly or unknowingly. The bartender girl undressed Inspector Lobdster under Jura's bewilderment eyes, tied her hands behind her back, and began to whip. Oh, this place is definitely not suitable for under 18s.

After a while, the same thing was done to Inspector Jura, and Jura's astonishment ended.



And then the Russians wonder why the Ukrainians still do not give up. Isn't the reason clear? These are a society that particularly enjoys doing persecute and being  persecuted. Who cares about those who die in war? Ukranians do not.

Anyway. These two continued to have fun at the bar. Inspector Jura showed Inspector Lobster the medal she had won in her last war. This is a mysterious medal. The person who wears it is protected from all the evils of the night. Do you want this? she asked. “Aww,” replied Inspector Lobster, “is that for me?” Of course not, said inspector Jura “I'll decide later what to do with that". First I have to get rid of this torture.

Night Continues.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #279 on: November 21, 2022, 07:12:12 AM »
Can we lynch the narrator next daylight, for continuing to kill off innocent players.
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That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #280 on: November 21, 2022, 07:35:26 AM »
Can we lynch the narrator next daylight, for continuing to kill off innocent players.
Bullwinkle was not innocent. Game bot targets the inactive players and has a chance 50% success. Two of dead players öne from per team have decided whether or not bullwinkle die.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #281 on: November 21, 2022, 07:44:39 AM »
Woohoooo.  .

If your not evil and have questions reach out to SCG and myself.  We can help.  Mainly SCG as she is our leader. 


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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #282 on: November 21, 2022, 08:35:21 AM »
Can we lynch the narrator next daylight, for continuing to kill off innocent players.
Bullwinkle was not innocent. Game bot targets the inactive players and has a chance 50% success. Two of dead players öne from per team have decided whether or not bullwinkle die.

If they aren't a penguin, they are innocent.
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #283 on: November 21, 2022, 10:30:36 AM »
*haunts the bar*
"Deep Throat: Mister Mulder, why are those like yourself, who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this Earth, not dissuaded by all the evidence to the contrary?
Mulder: Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive."

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #284 on: November 21, 2022, 12:58:52 PM »

Jura was pissed, not drunk, although the Bunnahabhain bottle was empty, but pissed off, she was used to working alone, preferred it mostly but this time for once she was feeling left out, lonely.

The ghosts were bitching and distant, she'd felt a connection with D1 briefly as they had mistakenly lynched the feathered guy, I mean shit happens, and she had said it was a random guess.
Jimmy wouldn't speak, or Junker, nobody, where were Stash's pretty drawings, who was the guy in the long coat, why was Crouton still alive at this stage?

Nothing made any sense and that meant death, lots of gory death with the screaming and the blood that would silence the doubts, you asked for this people.
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« Reply #285 on: November 21, 2022, 03:18:04 PM »
In the afternoon the investigators went to the cinema. Oh, don't ask me why they don't work. they are all civil servants and they don't work weekends. cinema, then bar, casino, etc.

At one point, inspector NSS has caught the Alexey while he were having group sex with two girls in the bathroom of a bar. He

Why am I banging 2 girls in a gender neutral bathroom?

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« Reply #286 on: November 21, 2022, 03:43:40 PM »
In the afternoon the investigators went to the cinema. Oh, don't ask me why they don't work. they are all civil servants and they don't work weekends. cinema, then bar, casino, etc.

At one point, inspector NSS has caught the Alexey while he were having group sex with two girls in the bathroom of a bar. He

Why am I banging 2 girls in a gender neutral bathroom?

Wise lives in the land of make believe.
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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« Reply #287 on: November 21, 2022, 03:52:33 PM »
In the afternoon the investigators went to the cinema. Oh, don't ask me why they don't work. they are all civil servants and they don't work weekends. cinema, then bar, casino, etc.

At one point, inspector NSS has caught the Alexey while he were having group sex with two girls in the bathroom of a bar. He

Why am I banging 2 girls in a gender neutral bathroom?

Wise lives in the land of make believe.

Good enough for me.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #288 on: November 21, 2022, 09:50:06 PM »
In the Deep of the Night,

Spirits are walking around.

Inspector Cake's spirit caught Jura in the midst of her fun in the mazosado bar, but Jura, burning incense and praying, deflected the attack. Half drunk and half unconscious after the torture, Inspector Lobster saw Mundin's spirit. Mundin is calling them. Actually, it's calling them to call scg. Anyway.



Returning to her fun, jura continued to whip herself up to the bartender girls. I don't know where the fun is in that.



Another bartender dripped candle inside to Inspector Lobster's pants. I can't even comment. I can't understand what kind of masochism this is. Anyways this is not my job.

Returning to the bar where Alexey was, late at night, NSS saw Alexey again with the two girls. He closed his eyes in embarrassment. "I have invite you before, join our fun, you can come whenever you want, my friend," said Alexey, inviting him once again.

The inspector NSS had served in Islamic organizations in his youth and therefore considered adultery a crime. Although he explained this situation to Alexey, Alexey did not understand anything. Adultery? What the fuck is this fuck? Saying Never mind, go ahead, leave me alone, the NSS continued on its way.

Radar signals were detected in the vicinity of Stash's cabin, who was in his hotel room at night and did not participate in the entertainment. Anti-radar jammers of the ship tried to activate and capture the target, but was unsuccessful.

No further inportant developments are expected tonight.

It's 4th day morning sun shined because there is no important move left for tonight other than blabbing.
« Last Edit: November 21, 2022, 10:00:27 PM by wise »
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #289 on: November 21, 2022, 09:50:51 PM »
Well this is not going well, way to go Jura  >:(
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« Reply #290 on: November 21, 2022, 10:20:53 PM »
In the morning inspector Gaydafi was looking for her as jura continued her fun at the mazo bar. She was startled by the sound of a drone. He looked up, a drone's camera pointing towards him and watching him. She got panicked and went inside the nearest bar. Inside, he found inspector Jura and inspector Lobster enjoying themselves to the fullest.

Said Aww, that looks like great fun.

As soon as she stepped inside, a bartender grabbed her, and under Gaydafi's bewilderment stare, "Hey what's going on", he grabbed her arms from behind, tied her to the chair, tied her hands and eyes, took off her top and started to drip candles on her breasts.



Poor Gaydafi suddenly found herself in the middle of torture.

The day continues. Or should I say twilight. Anyways.
1+2+3+...+∞= 1

Come on bro, just admit that the the earth isn't a sphere, you won't even be wrong

Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #291 on: November 21, 2022, 10:34:41 PM »
*haunts Mundin*
"Deep Throat: Mister Mulder, why are those like yourself, who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this Earth, not dissuaded by all the evidence to the contrary?
Mulder: Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive."

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #292 on: November 21, 2022, 10:58:24 PM »
*haunts Mundin*
Night ended. Deads only can talk at nights. Just a remind.
1+2+3+...+∞= 1

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #293 on: November 21, 2022, 11:36:29 PM »
It's not talking, it's an action.

"Deep Throat: Mister Mulder, why are those like yourself, who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this Earth, not dissuaded by all the evidence to the contrary?
Mulder: Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive."

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #294 on: November 21, 2022, 11:41:04 PM »
It's not talking, it's an action.
Deads can't neither action on game page. Deads neither talk, nor take action on game page at day. There is Spectator thread for this. Here it is: https://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=90990.150

Continuing this illegal behavior may result in penal sanctions for your team. Considering that you are inexperienced in the game, it will be beneficial for you to get ideas from people who are more experienced in the game and who are in the same team.
1+2+3+...+∞= 1

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #295 on: November 22, 2022, 12:39:19 AM »
Well this is not going well, way to go Jura  >:(

What?

I didn't write that, if you have a problem with Wises fantasy world, take it up with him, it's endemic in his culture, I went to a Turkish hairdresser and he set fire to my ears and tried to dislocate my fingers.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #296 on: November 22, 2022, 12:44:03 AM »
You're more funny when you're angry. Okay, don't be mad, if you come to Ukraine, I will come too and take you to the mazo bar.
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« Reply #297 on: November 22, 2022, 02:28:55 AM »
Well this is not going well, way to go Jura  >:(

Yeah well winning is lonely anyway.
I haven't been paying enough attention I'll try to invest some more time in this game.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #298 on: November 22, 2022, 02:43:05 AM »
When Inspector Disputeone entered the bar, he looked for Inspector Jura but could not find. Inspector Disputeone found Gaydafi  who had just escaped from torture, among the people dancing at the entrance. They stood and chatted for a while.



About the philosophical reasons for loneliness etc, what to talk about with girls anyway... When Inspector Gaydafi told her that it was very nice to dance, Inspector Disputeone said that from now on she would spend more time playing dancing.

Inspectors are starting to leave the bar now. Maybe it's a good time to go to the soup shop.

The day continues.
1+2+3+...+∞= 1

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #299 on: November 22, 2022, 02:43:44 AM »
Jura was in rage mode; a bad tooth and no whisky will do that.

What she didn’t want to hear were hollow promises and excuses, and what she really really didn’t want to hear was recriminations against those standing in the glare of the sun and feeling the heat by those lurking in the shadows twiddling with beads and waiting for a saviour because she was more in an Angel of Death frame of mind and collateral damage is a thing liable to get worse before it got better, so suck it up.
Life is meaningless and everything dies.

Suicide is dangerous- other philosophies are available-#Life is great.