WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #420 on: November 28, 2022, 02:35:41 AM »
So what is happening with this drivel?  Did I win?
Ask your team leader about questions in your mind. Any dead from your team also may help you.
OK, thanks.  Quick question: who is my team leader?



OK. The first dead person who you're on the same team. This person can be Space Cowgirl or boydster. Check out the first post to figure out which one it is. Here, the roles of the deceased are in written next to them.

Let me remind you.

If you feel yourself a member of UN team, listen to the SCG.

If you feel yourself a member of Nazi team, listen to the boydster, but behave as you keep pretending listen to SCG just in case.

Your role tells you which team you belong to.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #421 on: November 28, 2022, 05:32:49 AM »
Two dead bodies belonging to Natalya Egorova and Yaroslav Leonidovych Slobodyan were placed side by side on the table in wise's office. Wise realized he didn't have his tools and potions with him.

I need to bring some special potions from Australia and London. “I can't do anything without them,” he added.

For now, he put these two people in cold storage.

The day was extended by 2 more days as the materials from Sydney and London were to be expected. In the meantime, we can get back to the daily puzzles. After all, it is written in the game rules that there may be daily puzzles and this rule has been accepted from the beginning.

I am invoking the spirit of the team leaders and meeting with them in meditation right now. Let's get the conditions as right. Nobody should cry as a little boy.

As a result, day extended once again because the narrator dreamed that he saw the boydster crying and all his motivation was broken.

Sure, puzzles may come back and everyone has a chance to solve them, oh, jura only has 8 times the chance of solving them according to statistics. Everyone is equal and jura is more equal, haha. haha. Hah. Lol.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #422 on: November 28, 2022, 07:15:58 AM »
Wise, I think your end of day timer is broken.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #423 on: November 28, 2022, 06:10:35 PM »
So what is happening with this drivel?  Did I win?
Ask your team leader about questions in your mind. Any dead from your team also may help you.
OK, thanks.  Quick question: who is my team leader?

SCG then.
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Whose narrative is it to not believe the government?

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #424 on: November 28, 2022, 09:40:12 PM »
So what is happening with this drivel?  Did I win?
Ask your team leader about questions in your mind. Any dead from your team also may help you.
OK, thanks.  Quick question: who is my team leader?

SCG then.
Scg is always the leader of hearts.  :-*

Wise, I think your end of day timer is broken.
I welcome all constructive criticism. So I fixed the time to be weekly. Otherwise, there will be no healthy data exchange, as you will not be able to communicate adequately with scg. I know you care about exchanging data with her. There was a problem with the Shifter, but I'm handling it, don't worry.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #425 on: November 28, 2022, 11:22:01 PM »
While Shifter was alive, he was wanted his body to be cremated if he died. From Australia his cremated body arrived with in a jar.

The hair of British noblewoman Jura Glenlivet II from London arrived in a gold box.

“These two are enough for me,” wise said.

While opening the jar containing Shifter's ashes, the ashes in the jar accidentally spilled into the toilet. Damn, wise said that he has no chance to save the boydster, and he was upset about this. The assistants were also upset about this situation. I don't think I need to remind you that the assistants are Alexey, Anastasya and Ulyana. When the two girls with whom Alexey had left Odessa said they needed work, the wise hired them all in UN coordination office. Anyway, that's not our point.

Alexey and Anastasia packed the boydster's body and sent it back to be buried in Odessa. Ulyana, on the other hand, put Jura Glenlivet II's hair strands in a chemical, closed the lid and started shaking. She always shakes it well anyway.

Wise called Ulyana and asked her to bring the solution. And he started dripping this solution onto Space Cowgirl's body from top to bottom. Then turning to Ulyana, it would be better you to continue, wise said. Ulyana rubbed this solution all over the corpse. This took about an hour. The corpse was no longer as cold as before, it was warm, as if it were alive.

Space Cowgirl's body was almost alive when Alexey and Anastasia returned.

"What did you do to her? Almost alive,” Alexey said. Can I touch?

No, you cannot touch it. A little later, we will review the heart functions and connect it to the electro-shock device and we need to check if there is any damage to the brain functions. If there is, we will have to treat it as well. We have more work. Ugh, wise replied.

This is cool. Can I use the MRI device? ' asked Alexey.

Certainly. Maybe if you know how to use it, replied wise.

Saying of course, I heard about this device at school, “I've watched a lot of youtube videos on how to use it, I'm sure I can,” added Alexey.

Alexey went to get the MRI machine and Anastasia the electroshock device. The body has warmed up enough, we must give it an electroshock immediately or the cells will start to die, wise warned. Anastasia ran into the office with the electroshock device. Except for Alexey, the other three immediately began to work.

The first shock operation failed. Space cowgirl jumped, but her heart didn't start beating. After a few tries, he opened his eyes once but closed again. The shock process was in progress when Alexey arrived. “I saw it, I saw the light in your eyes,” he said. Don't get excited right away, we need to check brain functions too, said wise. Space cowgirl's heart was beating, but it was unclear whether her brain functions would be restored. Wise had a solution for this too. A special herbal tea he had brought from the Libris continent beyond the Antarctic ice wall was ideal for restoring brain function.



For the mixture, the leaves of the tree Fraxinus sylvestris regia from Libris were mixed with penguin eggs. In order to bring this penguin egg, Alexey was able to bring it with difficulty by fighting with the parents of eggs and fighting the bans of taking them. Everyone should be grateful to Alexey for this.



Wise: Leave her to sleep for now. Give a low dose of adrenaline and do the MRI carefully. “We will continue this tomorrow morning,” said wise. An MRI was performed and Space Cowgirl was transferred to the hospital bed to sleep.

Guterres called wise again:

Guterres: What the fuck are you thinking you do?

wise: I think I'm saving people.

Guterres: Oh, our guys there say you killed Yaroslav Leonidovych Slobodyan. .

wise: Wasn't he already dead?

Guterres: Yes, but you killed him a second time

wise: At least I tried, you idiot;

and wise hung up the phone in Guterres's face, as usual.

Guterres slammed his fist on the table in anger. "These Turks are happening a lot now!" But there was nothing he could do.

The day continues. Should I say endless day? Anyway, haha.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #426 on: November 29, 2022, 08:00:32 AM »
*cough, cough*

WHAT THE FLIP FLOP IS GOING ON?
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #427 on: November 29, 2022, 08:48:39 AM »
A good question.

I think we may have reached the point of the game where the narrator has taken manual control and decisions by the players are no longer relevant.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #428 on: November 29, 2022, 09:02:42 AM »
[I vote to lynch Jimmy]

because wise told me to.


Well, not really.  This game is getting insane, and I'm out of ideas so I just figured why not since he was the online at the time.
« Last Edit: November 29, 2022, 09:06:20 AM by NotSoSkeptical »
Rabinoz RIP

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #429 on: November 29, 2022, 09:10:48 AM »
[I vote to lynch Jimmy]

because i just want the game to be over at this point, it was a lot of fun until whatever the puzzle thing was happened

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #430 on: November 29, 2022, 09:20:12 AM »
A good question.

I think we may have reached the point of the game where the narrator has taken manual control and decisions by the players are no longer relevant.
Actually, it's not exactly like that. Because he actually said he wanted to reincarnate shifter unia. The problem here was that I was ignoring him. it is no problem at the moment. he told he will not behave a turd anymore. The puzzle prize was valid but I didn't want to give it to him because he didn't do it fairly. nevermind the scenario. what you need to know is that the blue team gains reincarnation and the unia has been reincarnatesld necessarily.

This hour is not suitable for me to write a screenplay. I'm just typing the votes. Two votes have been cast so far,

JimmyTheLobster 2

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #431 on: November 29, 2022, 09:21:30 AM »
I would pile on Jimmy but I have a week to think about it so no rush I guess.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #432 on: November 29, 2022, 09:29:29 AM »
I've literally no idea what the fuck is going on, but I vote to not lynch me.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #433 on: November 29, 2022, 09:30:36 AM »
I've literally no idea what the fuck is going on, but I vote to not lynch me.

So your voting to continue the insanity that is Wise's WP Game?
Rabinoz RIP

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #434 on: November 29, 2022, 09:31:52 AM »
Hurry up and decide!

We only have 5 more days until sunset!
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #435 on: November 29, 2022, 10:25:43 AM »
Considering his first game, first vote, vote ise valid and means Jimmy -1

Three votes have been used so far,

JimmyTheLobster 1

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #436 on: November 29, 2022, 10:37:17 AM »
I've literally no idea what the fuck is going on, but I vote to not lynch me.

So your voting to continue the insanity that is Wise's WP Game?
It is obvious that in order to reduce the number of targets of unia, it is obvious that a person should be lynched and the number should be reduced, and I guess there is probably a council decision on this issue. you don't vote without white ass says it you. I wish it would be better if you didn't associate this vote with me.

Has he handed over the task of being a shifter turd back to you?

Wouldn't it be easier for you to lynch yourself instead of Jimmy if it's your own decision without a council decision and your thoughts on the game are your own? Because technically there is no difference between you. After all, if you're not unia, you're all the same. don't mess with narrator, huh, okay?

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #437 on: November 29, 2022, 10:42:36 AM »
*Ring ring*
The phone rings.
Someone answers it.
It's Alexey, he made it to Istnabul and is now talking shit to his former inspector friends.
"I hope you get cancer" said Alexey.
(I'm still technically alive as Wise said I'm in Istanbul in a post so I get to make a phone call)
Inspector NSS walks over to the body of boydster and begins squatting while saying "dip dip potato chip". 

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #438 on: November 29, 2022, 10:52:41 AM »
*Ring ring*
The phone rings.
Someone answers it.
It's Alexey, he made it to Istnabul and is now talking shit to his former inspector friends.
"I hope you get cancer" said Alexey.
(I'm still technically alive as Wise said I'm in Istanbul in a post so I get to make a phone call)
Alexey, you are not part of the game, but part of the script. You shouldn't write here. You will die in scenario also if you keep going, I didn't want to do this but don't force me. voting, interfering with players. You're as alive as anastasia and ulyana. take this into account.

In short,
You are dead in game.
You are alive just in scenario. You can think hım another Alexey
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #439 on: November 29, 2022, 11:08:23 AM »
Oh well, I'm dead then I guess.
Inspector NSS walks over to the body of boydster and begins squatting while saying "dip dip potato chip". 

Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #440 on: November 29, 2022, 12:04:37 PM »
I've literally no idea what the fuck is going on, but I vote to not lynch me.

So your voting to continue the insanity that is Wise's WP Game?
A very good point, well made. 

OK, I vote to lynch me.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #441 on: November 29, 2022, 12:08:17 PM »
You guys, have patience. Despite what Crouton is saying, there are over 5 and a half days left to arrive at a sensible murder to commit. It's probably best to spend at least 4 of those days considering your options and the consequences for being wrong in each potential scenario.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #442 on: November 29, 2022, 12:08:59 PM »
Oops, I mean wooooOOOoOOoO

Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #443 on: November 29, 2022, 12:20:09 PM »
there are over 5 and a half days left
Why though?
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #444 on: November 29, 2022, 01:58:20 PM »
It's a tough decision.  Wise has wisely realized that.  As the game progresses the days will grow longer at an exponential rate.  I estimate the final day will be some 3 months long.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #445 on: November 29, 2022, 03:55:37 PM »
 >:(
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #446 on: November 29, 2022, 06:14:00 PM »
I got confused and lost interest to be completely honest.
Sorry frens.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #447 on: November 29, 2022, 07:25:43 PM »
I got confused and lost interest to be completely honest.
Sorry frens.

no worries, we are ganging up on jimmy to try to hurry up and finish the game if you want to pile on

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #448 on: November 29, 2022, 08:31:33 PM »
Oops, I mean wooooOOOoOOoO
[I vote to lynch boydster]

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #449 on: November 29, 2022, 09:38:22 PM »
Aha, there are red team members among us who say that I talk too much. This motivated me for new puzzles. lol.  ^-^

Puzzle of the Day

How many microtesla is around in the range of the minimum magnetic field that has reliably been shown to trigger a response in people?

The one (dead or alive player) who answers the question right will win one AUAV drone from us. Anyone can be killed day or night using this drone. If the recipient is dead, he cannot use the award himself, needs to gift it any living player in the field.

In both cases (dead or alive player answers), the prize is giftable for once.


Hint: Picture below


(Jack in magnetic field)