Blue tongue lizard

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Blue tongue lizard
« on: November 11, 2022, 06:36:49 AM »
Found this guy peeping out from under my deck







Decent size for something I'd never noticed before

It was a little shy. Hissed when my camera got close.

Saw it the next day and offered it some fruit. But didn't see it after that

Kids noticed it later though



Didn't look so great.



Oh  :'(

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Re: Blue tongue lizard
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2022, 06:39:29 AM »
Oh cool! Most of the lizards here are little (I mean, except for the escaped pet lizards that are taking over south Florida).
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« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2023, 11:42:01 PM »
Such a cute guy!

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Re: Blue tongue lizard
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2023, 07:17:47 AM »
That looks like a pretty big lizard. I think you've got a pet by default here. Maybe make it a little eye patch and call him "one eyed izzy".
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Re: Blue tongue lizard
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2023, 08:43:17 AM »


ODIN! The war lizard.
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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2023, 12:09:56 PM »
That looks like a pretty big lizard. I think you've got a pet by default here. Maybe make it a little eye patch and call him "one eyed izzy".

It's dead. A few days after I found it, it was all busted up and full of maggots. Look at that last photo

I put it in a bag and put it straight into the outdoor garbage bin. Had to wait a week for it to get picked up.

After the bin hot emptied there were still dozens of maggots inside it. Spent ages bleaching and rinsing it out. My God the smell of a dead animal that's been trapped in a hot enclosed bin for a week  :o

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Re: Blue tongue lizard
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2023, 12:29:44 PM »


ODIN! Hung himself for 9 days from Yggdrasil, the world tree to have infinite wisdom, a couple of days in a bin is nothing, just a scratch.
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Re: Blue tongue lizard
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2023, 12:44:14 PM »


ODIN! Hung himself for 9 days from Yggdrasil, the world tree to have infinite wisdom, a couple of days in a bin is nothing, just a scratch.

Oh, well in that case I hope he enjoys his time ruling over his new home at the landfill :)

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Re: Blue tongue lizard
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2023, 01:15:25 PM »
You should have buried it in your yard.
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« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2023, 01:26:50 PM »
You should have buried it in your yard.

It hissed at me. It goes in the bin

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