Ancient internet?

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Re: Ancient internet?
« Reply #30 on: August 03, 2021, 07:15:58 PM »
What I really want to know is how efficiently could porn be streamed on this Ancient internet?
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Re: Ancient internet?
« Reply #31 on: August 03, 2021, 07:38:39 PM »
What I really want to know is how efficiently could porn be streamed on this Ancient internet?

Ditto. The ancient internet would have probably more porn-y than now - They were a saucy lot back then.

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Re: Ancient internet?
« Reply #32 on: August 03, 2021, 07:48:19 PM »
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« Reply #33 on: August 04, 2021, 02:40:49 AM »
What I really want to know is how efficiently could porn be streamed on this Ancient internet?
Not very. You'd basically have to get your vases lined up

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Re: Ancient internet?
« Reply #34 on: August 04, 2021, 04:08:26 AM »


This is clearly the earliest form of the interwebs I could find, although I keep trying to extract the data and failing.

I'm sure if I use the right switches on tar I will be able to decode this ancient message.

What wonders might we uncover?  I think NASA is beaming anti-internet rays at my computer to stop my decoding, does anyone know if there is a kernel patch to stop them?

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« Reply #35 on: August 04, 2021, 04:55:44 AM »
The contestants of the Olympics used to be naked. Live porn show. But they probably only allowed male athletes back then so would not have been worth my time

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« Reply #36 on: October 24, 2022, 02:56:06 AM »
Didn't read all but to me it is completely belivable that different electronic networks and communication dev ices have existed before.
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Re: Ancient internet?
« Reply #37 on: October 24, 2022, 05:56:59 AM »
You bumped a year old thread, that was less than two pages long, and didn't read the whole thing?

I like your style friend.

There could have been civilisations before us that had something like the internet we don't know.

I remember when the internet came out so it's harder to sell me on the idea it's always existed. I remember a time before the internet, back in my day.

I think that Generation Z believing the internet always existed is pretty funny.
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Re: Ancient internet?
« Reply #38 on: October 24, 2022, 07:52:38 AM »
There could have been civilisations before us that had something like the internet we don't know.



I used to ponder the same, but this video pretty much cleared it up.

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« Reply #39 on: October 24, 2022, 09:12:02 AM »
There could have been civilisations before us that had something like the internet we don't know.
How would they have hidden all the signs of their industrial society from us?  How did they somehow coexist with the Mesolithic or Neolithic or bronze age or whatever period you want societies?

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Re: Ancient internet?
« Reply #40 on: October 24, 2022, 01:11:43 PM »
Didn't read all but to me it is completely belivable that different electronic networks and communication dev ices have existed before.

Why?

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« Reply #41 on: October 25, 2022, 01:02:58 AM »
There could have been civilisations before us that had something like the internet we don't know.
How would they have hidden all the signs of their industrial society from us?  How did they somehow coexist with the Mesolithic or Neolithic or bronze age or whatever period you want societies?

I meant pre-history.

In 10 000 years, all that would be left of our civilisation is stone.

Go figure.
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« Reply #42 on: October 25, 2022, 01:49:04 AM »
There could have been civilisations before us that had something like the internet we don't know.
How would they have hidden all the signs of their industrial society from us?  How did they somehow coexist with the Mesolithic or Neolithic or bronze age or whatever period you want societies?

I meant pre-history.

In 10 000 years, all that would be left of our civilisation is stone.

Go figure.

There would still be markers of our existence eg in the geological record.

And maybe our moon lander 8)

If an industrial level civilization existed before us, we could detect it. There is still a lot of unexplored land under the ocean. Maybe we just need to think outside the box and study there. We know more about the far side of the moon than we do deep in our own ocean

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« Reply #43 on: October 25, 2022, 06:21:23 AM »
I meant pre-history.
Well the Mesolithic and Neolithic are pre-history.

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In 10 000 years, all that would be left of our civilisation is stone.
That really isn't true, not even remotely.
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« Reply #44 on: October 26, 2022, 03:20:10 AM »
You know you might have a point in terms of gold and silver bullion if it's buried and relatively undisturbed for 10 000 years.

Apart from that what else? Stainless steel lasts a lifetime, not 10 000 years. You might be right I'm just curious.
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« Reply #45 on: October 26, 2022, 08:13:05 AM »
You know you might have a point in terms of gold and silver bullion if it's buried and relatively undisturbed for 10 000 years.

Apart from that what else? Stainless steel lasts a lifetime, not 10 000 years. You might be right I'm just curious.

In humanities case,

The Pyramids themselves could last hundreds of thousands of years

Geosynchronous satellites will hang around near indefinitely (and our lunar lander and other stuff left behind on the moon)

There could be evidence or clues of all our mining operations

The sediment record could leave clues that an industrial civilization once existed for millions of years

We dig up dinosaur bones that are hundreds of millions of years old. Maybe our own bones might be discovered someday. We certainly haven't dug up any fossils that look like they belonged to an advanced civilization though or maybe they were soft bodied

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Re: Ancient internet?
« Reply #46 on: October 27, 2022, 01:53:40 AM »
You know you might have a point in terms of gold and silver bullion if it's buried and relatively undisturbed for 10 000 years.

Apart from that what else? Stainless steel lasts a lifetime, not 10 000 years. You might be right I'm just curious.

In humanities case,

The Pyramids themselves could last hundreds of thousands of years

Geosynchronous satellites will hang around near indefinitely (and our lunar lander and other stuff left behind on the moon)

There could be evidence or clues of all our mining operations

The sediment record could leave clues that an industrial civilization once existed for millions of years

We dig up dinosaur bones that are hundreds of millions of years old. Maybe our own bones might be discovered someday. We certainly haven't dug up any fossils that look like they belonged to an advanced civilization though or maybe they were soft bodied

Yeah I concede the lunar lander.

The Pyramids are stone.

This will blow your mind. This is pearls before swine and it is mine, but you can have it for free.

If the universe is infinite, which is a popular theory, there is an infinite chance of this exact situation happening somewhere else in the universe.

Every single detail, down to quantum fluctuations, there is an infinite chance that it is currently happening somewhere else, right now, as I am writing this post.

As humans we don't have the mental prerequisites to understand infinity.
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Re: Ancient internet?
« Reply #47 on: October 27, 2022, 03:53:33 PM »
There would still be markers of our existence eg in the geological record.

And maybe our moon lander 8)

If an industrial level civilization existed before us, we could detect it. There is still a lot of unexplored land under the ocean. Maybe we just need to think outside the box and study there. We know more about the far side of the moon than we do deep in our own ocean

Good points. Also, the amount of radiation we released all of a sudden is going to be a huge red flag to any future civilization, even millions or years later.


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Re: Ancient internet?
« Reply #48 on: November 15, 2022, 06:52:33 AM »
When the Romans broke the ring of trees on the isle of Mona with fire and iron, those Druids who survived the massacre scattered to the winds, but not randomly, for they had a final purpose.
The great circle contained all species of tree the Celts revered in their lands stretching from the Emerald Isle to the grass seas of the Asiatic steppes. No normal trees were they, Hawthorn the size of Oak, Oaks whose span could hide a village, these were the fathers and mothers of their species and in desecrating this locus the Romans hoped to poison the web of life.


Even modern biblical scholars have attributed the 666 in revelations to Nero and ever since the disappearance of his body (see Jesus), the anti-christ label has stuck. In Celtic eyes there is no distinction between the two, for the Abrahamic religions are worshipers of the dead, their subjugation of women a signifier of their hostility to natural order.
Jesus was the harbinger, the risen parody of life born from the dead wood cross with man as the focus. Nero the necromancer fanned the flames, lip serving the old beliefs at home and persecuting Christians, he hastened its miasmic spread by contaminating the well-head with iron and creating martyrs, more corpses to venerate.

As for the few remaining Druids they were contrite, centuries ago when the oracles had foretold the coming of the God who ate all and his demon children. The followers of the Matriarch had counselled for guile, seduction and feigned assimilation as the only way to survive, as was her way.
The other side considered this approach weak; a warrior priesthood was the answer who would cast back the invaders. Now their folly revealed they would use what time they had to sever the heart from the body to limit the spread of toxicity and grow a new heart. They were not successful the contamination running down the lay-lines before them.

It is rumoured the priestesses never stopped their planning, working down through the ages to thwart the death god and its planned ruination of the earth, its rapture. Let us hope so.               

See Tal, I mean I know you are just kicking your heels until your ban is lifted but put some effort into it.

I just wonder where you got the historical info from. The only written source at that time was the Romans and much of what they wrote has to be taken with a pinch of salt as they tended to bend the truth a bit for their own ends. The peoples who lived in what's now the UK prior to the he Roman invasion left no written evidence. The only method of gaining knowledge of that time period is through archeology and as far as Ive read there is scant non Roman records that relate to the Druids and who they actually were.
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Re: Ancient internet?
« Reply #49 on: November 22, 2022, 12:27:36 AM »
If this happened, it happened in Egypt. Because the descendants of fallen angels, the pharaohs had abilities such as levitation and clairvoyance. They built the pyramids and drew things like airplanes, helicopters, submarines, and lots of birds. Are we sure these birds don't represent the Twitter?

For example, two tweets in a row:



Translation:

First tweet: "Send me a grenade, I will use it at... (this part could not be decripted)
Second tweet: "There are lions around".
1+2+3+...+∞= 1

Come on bro, just admit that the the earth isn't a sphere, you won't even be wrong

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Re: Ancient internet?
« Reply #50 on: November 22, 2022, 12:29:55 AM »
Are we sure these birds don't represent the Twitter?

Yes

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Re: Ancient internet?
« Reply #51 on: November 22, 2022, 12:30:30 AM »
1+2+3+...+∞= 1

Come on bro, just admit that the the earth isn't a sphere, you won't even be wrong

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Re: Ancient internet?
« Reply #52 on: November 22, 2022, 01:41:11 AM »
Are we sure these birds don't represent the Twitter?
Yes
How?

Because it's a stupid assumption. You could basically say any company with a bird as a logo is using Egyptian hieroglyphs.

How about the chocolate maker:


Or a soap maker:


Or maybe a broadcast company:


How about a football club:


Even Turkish Airlines:


And Finally, Twitter:


It's just an asinine statement.

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Re: Ancient internet?
« Reply #53 on: November 22, 2022, 08:08:23 AM »
When the Romans broke the ring of trees on the isle of Mona with fire and iron, those Druids who survived the massacre scattered to the winds, but not randomly, for they had a final purpose.
The great circle contained all species of tree the Celts revered in their lands stretching from the Emerald Isle to the grass seas of the Asiatic steppes. No normal trees were they, Hawthorn the size of Oak, Oaks whose span could hide a village, these were the fathers and mothers of their species and in desecrating this locus the Romans hoped to poison the web of life.


Even modern biblical scholars have attributed the 666 in revelations to Nero and ever since the disappearance of his body (see Jesus), the anti-christ label has stuck. In Celtic eyes there is no distinction between the two, for the Abrahamic religions are worshipers of the dead, their subjugation of women a signifier of their hostility to natural order.
Jesus was the harbinger, the risen parody of life born from the dead wood cross with man as the focus. Nero the necromancer fanned the flames, lip serving the old beliefs at home and persecuting Christians, he hastened its miasmic spread by contaminating the well-head with iron and creating martyrs, more corpses to venerate.

As for the few remaining Druids they were contrite, centuries ago when the oracles had foretold the coming of the God who ate all and his demon children. The followers of the Matriarch had counselled for guile, seduction and feigned assimilation as the only way to survive, as was her way.
The other side considered this approach weak; a warrior priesthood was the answer who would cast back the invaders. Now their folly revealed they would use what time they had to sever the heart from the body to limit the spread of toxicity and grow a new heart. They were not successful the contamination running down the lay-lines before them.

It is rumoured the priestesses never stopped their planning, working down through the ages to thwart the death god and its planned ruination of the earth, its rapture. Let us hope so.               

See Tal, I mean I know you are just kicking your heels until your ban is lifted but put some effort into it.

I just wonder where you got the historical info from. The only written source at that time was the Romans and much of what they wrote has to be taken with a pinch of salt as they tended to bend the truth a bit for their own ends. The peoples who lived in what's now the UK prior to the he Roman invasion left no written evidence. The only method of gaining knowledge of that time period is through archeology and as far as Ive read there is scant non Roman records that relate to the Druids and who they actually were.


Seriously?

I completely made it up Timmy, Tal was a second rate troll with no imagination, I showed him how it should be done.
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Re: Ancient internet?
« Reply #54 on: November 22, 2022, 09:51:13 AM »
I completely made it up Timmy
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