Well

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Alexei

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Well
« on: November 02, 2022, 01:51:53 PM »
Today, I woke up early this morning.
I thought about running away.
So that's what I did, I ran away as far as I could and made it from Portland, Oregon, to Happy valley, Clackamas (not a city but a county)
I ran because I felt like no one really cared for me.
My life is not very good, you know?
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Wolvaccine

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Re: Well
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2022, 08:40:01 PM »
Today, I woke up early this morning.
I thought about running away.
So that's what I did, I ran away as far as I could and made it from Portland, Oregon, to Happy valley, Clackamas (not a city but a county)
I ran because I felt like no one really cared for me.
My life is not very good, you know?

Well, cheers to your new life in Happy Valley. Push that reset button!

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Re: Well
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2022, 09:18:07 PM »
Today, I woke up early this morning.
I thought about running away.
So that's what I did, I ran away as far as I could and made it from Portland, Oregon, to Happy valley, Clackamas (not a city but a county)
I ran because I felt like no one really cared for me.
My life is not very good, you know?

If you are actually a 14 year old boy then people actually have a duty of care here.

I think you are Rayzors fifth.

Personally.
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Crouton

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Re: Well
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2022, 11:55:25 PM »
You must race to the flat earth societies headquarters.

There you shall find sanctuary my friend.
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Re: Well
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2022, 09:19:45 AM »
Today, I woke up early this morning.
I thought about running away.
So that's what I did, I ran away as far as I could and made it from Portland, Oregon, to Happy valley, Clackamas (not a city but a county)
I ran because I felt like no one really cared for me.
My life is not very good, you know?

So like 5 miles away?  Did you run back and post this from home?
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Re: Well
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2022, 10:22:33 AM »
running is zen
flushes your system
focuses your mind






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Alexei

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Re: Well
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2022, 01:50:23 PM »
Today, I woke up early this morning.
I thought about running away.
So that's what I did, I ran away as far as I could and made it from Portland, Oregon, to Happy valley, Clackamas (not a city but a county)
I ran because I felt like no one really cared for me.
My life is not very good, you know?

So like 5 miles away?  Did you run back and post this from home?

I have no clue. I just ran but got tired of running.
I can't run all my life but yes, I'm back home.
I have to go to therapy now.

Today, I woke up early this morning.
I thought about running away.
So that's what I did, I ran away as far as I could and made it from Portland, Oregon, to Happy valley, Clackamas (not a city but a county)
I ran because I felt like no one really cared for me.
My life is not very good, you know?

If you are actually a 14 year old boy then people actually have a duty of care here.

I think you are Rayzors fifth.

Personally.

I never lied about any info I told Shifter.

Today, I woke up early this morning.
I thought about running away.
So that's what I did, I ran away as far as I could and made it from Portland, Oregon, to Happy valley, Clackamas (not a city but a county)
I ran because I felt like no one really cared for me.
My life is not very good, you know?

Well, cheers to your new life in Happy Valley. Push that reset button!

I'm back in this shithole called "home".
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Wolvaccine

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Re: Well
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2022, 01:58:01 PM »
Therapy sounds expensive. Someone's trying to invest in your wellbeing

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What animal relates to your wife?

Know your place

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Alexei

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Re: Well
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2022, 02:07:57 PM »
Therapy sounds expensive. Someone's trying to invest in your wellbeing

She has health insurance.
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Re: Well
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2022, 03:13:37 PM »
Be sure clearly state your beliefs on the flat earth to your therapist.
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Re: Well
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2022, 02:47:13 AM »
"I'm not entirely sure who this guy is, but JimmyTheLobster is clearly a genius.  Probably one of the smartest arthropods  of his generation." - JimmyTheCrab

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Alexei

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Re: Well
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2022, 11:08:31 AM »
Be sure clearly state your beliefs on the flat earth to your therapist.

I'll keep it a secret or else I'll be yelled at way more.
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