No, I know gravity is unidirectional.
How?
And again, what magic gives it this unidirectionality?
We don't have gravity storms
Why would you expect them?
You are appealing to delusional garbage to try and pretend there is a problem, as you can't actually show any.
nor are objects pulled to other objects.
Yes they are, with objects pulled towards Earth, and even simple experiments like the Cavendish experiment demonstrating this attraction.
The centric motion of gravity is a lie
No, it is a simple and logical explanation of observed phenomenon which actually makes sense and most importantly provides a justification for the directionality.
What is a lie is your magical unidirectionality gravity which you cannot explain or justify at all.
So why is it that as we move around Earth, we don't have warning signs about switching hemispheres?
Because the pressure remains the same, and it doesn't just magically flip when you cross the equator. At the equator neither north nor south is up. They are both sideways.
Down is towards the centre, up is away from the centre.
Stop just asking dumb questions like "why don't we feel this" when you have provided absolutely nothing to indicate we should.
Instead, if you wish to assert such nonsense then clearly explain and justify exactly what you think should be felt and why.
Either gravity is unidirectional and/or there isn't any.
Or, the vastly more likely option that the direction of gravity depends on the direction to the significant body.
Actually, there is a major problem.
What major problem?
Your blatant misrepresentation?
Because you are yet to demonstrate anything which even comes close to being a problem.
Not only the liquids in your body, but all the bodies of water must stay inside while the Earth is also spinning fast enough to swish these all around.
No, that is just your baseless BS.
What makes you claim they are spinning fast enough to swish these all around?
Earth is rotating once every 24 hours, that is incredibly slow.
At the equator, the location where the acceleration required to maintain this motion is the fastest, it is only 0.3% of gravity (If I recall correctly).
Then we also should have greater gravity on the southern hemisphere in order that these things hold in place.
Why? Because of you trying to put your FE garbage into reality where you want to pretend the southern hemisphere is the bottom of Earth and there is some magical force trying to rip everything down off it?
In reality, none of that garbage of yours is real.
So why should there be greater gravity in the south?
Yet again, you just showing your willingness to blatantly misrepresent the RE model to pretend there is a problem because you can't actually demonstrate any problem.
Nothing is holding these birds down!
Then why do they need wings to fly?
Why can you clip a birds wings to prevent it from flying?