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JimmyTheCrab
« on: September 21, 2022, 04:38:54 AM »
Jimmy,

Your last post was on July 07. You spat the dummy after our illustrious leader John, who is hardly ever here, came across a post of yours he too offense to and banned you. But we know you are still here

Last Active: September 02, 2022, 18:42:20

You began your journey here in 2014. You've contributed 10,340 posts. You are a part of this community - bigger than you realise. Your absence is felt hard.

Come back to us. This forum needs more members from your classy end of the world. I think you've made your feelings on being banned clear. Take the win and come back

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Re: JimmyTheCrab
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2022, 06:03:41 AM »

And you have left me with mostly diggers and yanks.
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Re: JimmyTheCrab
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2022, 06:40:19 AM »
I miss JimmyTheCrab  :'(
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: JimmyTheCrab
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2022, 07:14:57 AM »

You used to hound him at every opportunity riding him like, like a limpet riding a crab, beating on his shell like a Kabourophobia would a crab if it scuttled innocently by while you held a cricket bat, you were supposed to be his mom!
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Re: JimmyTheCrab
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2022, 08:01:21 AM »

You used to hound him at every opportunity riding him like, like a limpet riding a crab, beating on his shell like a Kabourophobia would a crab if it scuttled innocently by while you held a cricket bat, you were supposed to be his mom!

Sounds like a mum to me. Motherly love

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Re: JimmyTheCrab
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2022, 08:09:25 AM »
A digger?  Is that slang for an Australian?
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Re: JimmyTheCrab
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2022, 08:25:55 AM »

A general antipodean liable to end up excavating a trench, but yes mainly Aussies.
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Re: JimmyTheCrab
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2022, 10:29:45 AM »
JimmyTheCrab has a tough shell.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: JimmyTheCrab
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2022, 11:54:51 AM »

And you have left me with mostly diggers and yanks.

What's wrong with Yanks? Oh wait (pauses for a moment of introspection) Yeah, we're a messy lot. Never mind.

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Re: JimmyTheCrab
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2022, 11:56:48 AM »

And you have left me with mostly diggers and yanks.

What's wrong with Yanks? Oh wait (pauses for a moment of introspection) Yeah, we're a messy lot. Never mind.

You got that right, Stash.
I would get bullied a shit ton by Yanks. I would be the torture doll.

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Re: JimmyTheCrab
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2022, 12:49:41 PM »
Damn Yankees!
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Re: JimmyTheCrab
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2022, 02:27:32 PM »

I meant that although I cherish both Aussies and Americans, well some of them, not all maybe but some, it was nice to have another Brit around, we are few, and must make up for the thorks.
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Re: JimmyTheCrab
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2022, 02:38:05 PM »
I think there's a few other brits, I don't quite remember who at the moment.
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Re: JimmyTheCrab
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2022, 03:24:02 PM »
I used to think Stash was a Brit, but now I think she lives on the moon.
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Re: JimmyTheCrab
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2022, 03:35:31 PM »
Close, California I believe.
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Re: JimmyTheCrab
« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2022, 10:51:27 PM »
Come back Jimmy
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Re: JimmyTheCrab
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2022, 06:48:36 AM »
He's a lobster now  :'(
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Re: JimmyTheCrab
« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2022, 06:53:20 AM »
I AM ON A HYGIENE STRIKE UNTIL JIMMY COMES BACK!
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Re: JimmyTheCrab
« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2022, 07:16:34 AM »
I sent him a private message demanding his return to the FES.

THIS PLAN WILL WORK!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: JimmyTheCrab
« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2022, 07:28:18 AM »
I sent him a private message demanding his return to the FES.

THIS PLAN WILL WORK!

IT BETTER! BECAUSE I'M GOING ON A HYGIENE STRIKE TOO!   >:(

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Re: JimmyTheCrab
« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2022, 07:33:40 AM »
OMG JIMMY!
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Re: JimmyTheCrab
« Reply #21 on: September 22, 2022, 11:03:53 AM »
I sent him a private message demanding his return to the FES.

THIS PLAN WILL WORK!

IT BETTER! BECAUSE I'M GOING ON A HYGIENE STRIKE TOO!   >:(

ME TOO! I HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN 2 WEEKS>

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Re: JimmyTheCrab
« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2022, 11:04:52 AM »
I sent him a private message demanding his return to the FES.

THIS PLAN WILL WORK!

IT BETTER! BECAUSE I'M GOING ON A HYGIENE STRIKE TOO!   >:(

ME TOO! I HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN 2 WEEKS>

THIS PLACE IS GOING TO STINK!!!

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Re: JimmyTheCrab
« Reply #23 on: September 22, 2022, 11:06:26 AM »
I sent him a private message demanding his return to the FES.

THIS PLAN WILL WORK!

IT BETTER! BECAUSE I'M GOING ON A HYGIENE STRIKE TOO!   >:(

ME TOO! I HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN 2 WEEKS>

THIS PLACE IS GOING TO STINK!!!

IT SMELLS LIKE AMERICA!!

Re: JimmyTheCrab
« Reply #24 on: September 23, 2022, 09:18:44 AM »
So.  I can tell you JimmyTheCrab is now aware of this thread and had this to say:

"I knew those bitches would come crawling back.  Lets see what they have to offer."

He has suggested that both parties send representatives to a neutral location, say Istanbul or Dubai (though preferably Turkey, as Dubai is "shite hole"), where we can hammer out a peace deal.

I will represent Crabby and he's not too bothered who you send as long as it's not "that dicksplash shifter".

I'm not sure what he wants from you guys, he mumbled something about "an apology" and a "bag of cash", but he was really very drunk and not making a lot of sense, if I'm frank.
"I'm not entirely sure who this guy is, but JimmyTheLobster is clearly a genius.  Probably one of the smartest arthropods  of his generation." - JimmyTheCrab

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« Reply #25 on: September 23, 2022, 09:20:24 AM »
So.  I can tell you JimmyTheCrab is now aware of this thread and had this to say:

"I knew those bitches would come crawling back.  Lets see what they have to offer."

He has suggested that both parties send representatives to a neutral location, say Istanbul or Dubai (though preferably Turkey, as Dubai is "shite hole"), where we can hammer out a peace deal.

I will represent Crabby and he's not too bothered who you send as long as it's not "that dicksplash shifter".

I'm not sure what he wants from you guys, he mumbled something about "an apology" and a "bag of cash", but he was really very drunk and not making a lot of sense, if I'm frank.

What's the deal between crabby and shifter? He seems awfully hung up about the bloke

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« Reply #26 on: September 23, 2022, 09:43:18 AM »
What's the deal between crabby and shifter? He seems awfully hung up about the bloke
I tried to ask but as I say, he's not making a lot of sense at the moment.  I'll wait until next week when he might have sobered up.

He said the issues were "deep" and said something about Australians, which I won't report here as I fear I might break forum rules.
"I'm not entirely sure who this guy is, but JimmyTheLobster is clearly a genius.  Probably one of the smartest arthropods  of his generation." - JimmyTheCrab

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Re: JimmyTheCrab
« Reply #27 on: September 23, 2022, 09:49:44 AM »
What's the deal between crabby and shifter? He seems awfully hung up about the bloke
I tried to ask but as I say, he's not making a lot of sense at the moment.  I'll wait until next week when he might have sobered up.

He said the issues were "deep" and said something about Australians, which I won't report here as I fear I might break forum rules.

Ahh. I think that shifter bloke gets on everyones nerves though so he's not alone and needn't worry. The aussies in this place are a bunch of weirdos there is no denying that

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Re: JimmyTheCrab
« Reply #28 on: September 23, 2022, 10:13:31 AM »
I think I can handle this diplomatic endeavor

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« Reply #29 on: September 23, 2022, 10:51:56 AM »
Ship me out. I'm ready.