No Apollo. Now you fail. I can stand peopple misunderstanding my point, or taking issue with a point that's debatable, but you just don't understand the physics of this. I thought you would given your post on impulse, but apparently, your knowledge only extends that far. Let's break it down, shall we?
You lift your leg. Say the leg has a mass of 1 kg, like you said. This requires 9.8 N of force. Your leg is now lifted.
If you release your leg muscles, and force is pulling down, the leg falls, because the force pulling down now exeeds the force pulling up.
But If the earth is a disk, rushing up, my other leg, planted on the ground, causes the rest of my body to continue accelerating upwards at 9.8 m/s^2, including my lifted leg. Because the ground would be pushing my leg which I assume is still connected in the same proportions to the rest of my body, upwards. I'm also making the assumption that the ground underneath my upraised leg isn't accelerating faster to compensate, because, frankly, that would be stupid.
Now, Apollo, if two objects are X meters away from each other, and both accelerate at 9.8 m/s^2, when do they encounter each other? They don't.
So yes, the "jet pack" theory is stupid, don't put quotation marks around the word "stupid" to make it seem as though I'm being intolerant, it's just flawed.
Now, while I'll admit that adding math gives your posts a certain feeling of authenticity at first glance, don't use it if you can't properly apply the math.