My favourite quote is: If at first you don't succeed, don't go skydiving. It has no relevance here but is probably a more interesting subject..
My mother's one of VERY many boyfriends, Frank Gore, had a dick friend, Scott. He came to intrude on my home. Stayed for 7 days. Brought his blonde skanky ho with him. Susan.
He was a skydiver. Her, not so much So, wtf, I bought a 5,200 foot seat in a piper cub. Just to ride, not to jump.
There was no door. I was with my back against the firewall. My left leg dangling out the missing side of the plane.
I was 14. First time in an airplane. Safety reasons, I had to wear a para shoot.
Here's the awesome part . . . . . . .
We dumped the fall people and ran off for a bit.
Pilot tipped 90 degrees to port and fell 4000 feet
Weightless, my left leg wiggling in the dead fall wind.
Again, first time in an airplane.