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Re: War
« Reply #1500 on: April 08, 2022, 12:42:41 PM »
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/finland-clarify-next-steps-possible-nato-entry-within-weeks-foreign-minister-2022-04-07/

Looks like Finland is finally joining the club.  Which pretty much guarantees Sweden would have to join.

Sweden just loves to copy
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Re: War
« Reply #1501 on: April 08, 2022, 01:01:49 PM »
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/finland-clarify-next-steps-possible-nato-entry-within-weeks-foreign-minister-2022-04-07/

Looks like Finland is finally joining the club.  Which pretty much guarantees Sweden would have to join.

Good.  Norway needs more targets for Russia to focus on.


norway has conscription.
they are gun ready.


Guns allow people to kill people.  WoW,  whooda thunk?   

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Re: War
« Reply #1503 on: April 14, 2022, 05:58:39 AM »
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/russia-says-major-ship-black-sea-fleet-badly-damaged-blast-interfax-2022-04-13/

lol

Yep, The Flagship, the pride of the Russian Navy's Black Sea Fleet.    The Ukrainians are saying it was hit by two missiles, and ammunition on board exploded. 

In a curious coincidence, that's the same ship that was made famous by the soldiers on snake island  "Russian Warship go fuck yourself"  and the day it was destroyed happened to be the same day that the Ukranian commemorative stamp was issued.



The might need a follow stamp showing the Warship sinking.  LOL
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Re: War
« Reply #1504 on: April 14, 2022, 06:50:24 AM »
Jokes on Ukraine. Now they need to pay to update their stamp.

https://t.me/UkraineNow/9697

What terrible luck these Russian warships are having. Someone needs to get to the bottom of whatever is causing these fires.
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Re: War
« Reply #1505 on: April 14, 2022, 09:35:46 AM »
I wonder how many people Putin purged upon hearing this news.

At this rate Putin will have killed more of his own generals than the Ukraine army did.

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Re: War
« Reply #1506 on: April 14, 2022, 06:04:53 PM »
Good news on the Moskva Battleship.

The fire is out.
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Re: War
« Reply #1507 on: April 14, 2022, 06:39:34 PM »
And as a bonus it's now a submarine.
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Re: War
« Reply #1508 on: April 14, 2022, 07:01:15 PM »
Good news on the Moskva Battleship.

The fire is out.
   

Hahaha

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Re: War
« Reply #1509 on: April 15, 2022, 08:02:19 AM »
Ukrainian defense minister appears to be touting new tourism opportunities after the war:

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A "flagship" russian warship is a worthy diving site. We have one more diving spot in the Black Sea now. Will definitely visit the wreck after our victory in the war.
BTW, I already have 300 scuba dives.

https://twitter.com/oleksiireznikov/status/1514877421647970309?s=20&t=0Dt2DYul-ljNwVetK4cW_A

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Re: War
« Reply #1510 on: April 15, 2022, 10:29:53 AM »
These Slavs are amazing trolls.  If we ever had to go to war with them I fear we'd have to black out social media first.  We could not withstand the lolz.
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Re: War
« Reply #1511 on: April 15, 2022, 04:17:26 PM »
Maybe Putin is hustling the west and when the time is right he's going to bring out Lucille   8)

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Re: War
« Reply #1512 on: April 17, 2022, 05:03:35 PM »
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2022/04/17/ukraine-russia-mariupol/

The Alamo. Except it's in Ukraine in a steel factory. Also the good guys are nazis, the dreaded azov batallion.
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Re: War
« Reply #1513 on: April 17, 2022, 07:56:31 PM »
Finland replies to Russians moving troops to the border, with it's own strategic deployment.

https://twitter.com/lesiavasylenko/status/1515686153046958081

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Re: War
« Reply #1514 on: April 17, 2022, 08:18:59 PM »
I wonder how long it'll be until Putin bans tractors.
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Re: War
« Reply #1515 on: April 19, 2022, 04:46:26 AM »


WTF?

I guess he's putting his money where his mouth is.
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Re: War
« Reply #1516 on: April 25, 2022, 11:14:42 PM »
This is pretty funny..   3 SIMS  FFS

Russian security services on Monday have been accused of staging a Ukrainian assassination attempt by releasing photos of confiscated copies of “The Sims” video games that some speculate were mistaken by Kremlin officers for SIM cards.

The Investigative Committee of the Russian Federation released the bizarre photos Monday and announced that police had arrested six neo-Nazis plotting to kill Russian TV Host Vladimir Solovyov in Moscow.

The Russian federal police (FSB) claimed to recover “an improvised explosive device, eight improvised incendiary devices of the Molotov cocktail type, six PM pistols, a sawn-off hunting rifle, an RGD-5 grenade, more than a thousand cartridges of various calibers, drugs, [and] fake Ukrainian passports” from the would-be assassins, as well as “nationalist literature and paraphernalia.”

The plot to kill him with a car bomb, according to the FSB"

https://nypost.com/2022/04/25/russia-appears-to-confuse-the-sims-for-sim-cards-in-possible-staged-assassination-attempt/

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Re: War
« Reply #1517 on: April 26, 2022, 01:28:45 AM »
Not only that, but one of the signatures in the neonazi book was signed as "signature unclear"....doh

https://twitter.com/sumlenny/status/1518624438358626304

Also, as well as the "three sims" check out the green wig:



As, I'm guessing, someone was also asked to leave evidence of disguises.

I like to think of these "white power Ukrainian fascist nazis" sitting around in green wigs, playing computer games, smoking meth and plotting to kill prominent TV presenters.

I don't think the FSB is employing the brightest and the best anymore.    Or maybe their heart isn't in it.
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Re: War
« Reply #1518 on: April 26, 2022, 04:43:36 AM »
Not only that, but one of the signatures in the neonazi book was signed as "signature unclear"....doh

I can't even.  All I can think of is..


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Re: War
« Reply #1519 on: April 26, 2022, 08:30:47 AM »
I think the incompetence of the deception might be part of the plan.
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« Reply #1520 on: April 26, 2022, 08:39:42 AM »
I think the incompetence of the deception might be part of the plan.
Or it may well just be incompetence.
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Re: War
« Reply #1521 on: April 27, 2022, 06:49:33 PM »
https://twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1519420947585015810?s=20&t=2EO6JZHm9kp1b8rtHkyTyg

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Russia’s most famous journalists and “experts” saying on state TV that nuclear war with NATO maybe wouldn’t be that bad after all since the Russians will go to heaven, while the Westerners...

(video on Twitter, with subtitles)

Shit.
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Re: War
« Reply #1522 on: April 27, 2022, 07:22:19 PM »
That's amazing. I know a lot of Christians that say the same thing about climate change.

Maybe we're not so different.
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« Reply #1523 on: April 27, 2022, 10:18:15 PM »
https://twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1519420947585015810?s=20&t=2EO6JZHm9kp1b8rtHkyTyg

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Russia’s most famous journalists and “experts” saying on state TV that nuclear war with NATO maybe wouldn’t be that bad after all since the Russians will go to heaven, while the Westerners...

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Shit.

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Re: War
« Reply #1524 on: April 27, 2022, 11:01:11 PM »
https://twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1519420947585015810?s=20&t=2EO6JZHm9kp1b8rtHkyTyg

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Russia’s most famous journalists and “experts” saying on state TV that nuclear war with NATO maybe wouldn’t be that bad after all since the Russians will go to heaven, while the Westerners...

(video on Twitter, with subtitles)

Shit.

Best way to make dying seem ok is to promise them a better place.

Half of all people are of below average intelligence.

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Re: War
« Reply #1525 on: April 28, 2022, 12:35:28 AM »
https://twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1519420947585015810?s=20&t=2EO6JZHm9kp1b8rtHkyTyg

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Russia’s most famous journalists and “experts” saying on state TV that nuclear war with NATO maybe wouldn’t be that bad after all since the Russians will go to heaven, while the Westerners...

(video on Twitter, with subtitles)

Shit.

So from a special operation to liberate Ukraine, to everybody burns in the nuclear fire but that’s OK.

I’m sure the average state TV viewer will think that reasonably follows and doesn’t make them all look completely insane.

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« Reply #1526 on: April 28, 2022, 02:12:40 AM »
Shouldbt be too hard to convince the "dont look up" viewers at fox and dailywire

Jwatters: people adapt.  Just adapt to clinate change.

Bspario:  just sell your house.


Its just nuclear war.
No big deal.
They already had a nuclear meltdown.
Peiple asapt.
Just sell your house.

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« Reply #1527 on: April 28, 2022, 02:20:21 AM »
Shouldbt be too hard to convince the "dont look up" viewers at fox and dailywire

Jwatters: people adapt.  Just adapt to clinate change.

Bspario:  just sell your house.


Its just nuclear war.
No big deal.
They already had a nuclear meltdown.
Peiple asapt.
Just sell your house.

huh?

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Re: War
« Reply #1528 on: April 28, 2022, 05:28:39 AM »
The idiots who think nuclear war is no big deal also think climate change is no big deal.


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Re: War
« Reply #1529 on: May 01, 2022, 06:13:36 AM »
Shit just got real

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Apparantly potassium iodide has skyrocketed in popularity. Just read the comments

for its "pending" intended purpose

Literally got these just in case....dark

I purchased a supply of this for protection against nuclear fallout. At this time in history we are closer to nuclear war with the former Soviet Union (Read Putin) since 1962.
I truly hope this product remains unused.

Bought as precaution
Hope we never have to use them

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And so on. These are all from the last few weeks.

Sadly, these will only help with ONE type of radiation against ONE organ. If you end up stuck in a fallout zone, you're as good as dead


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