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beast

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« Reply #150 on: February 01, 2007, 08:43:37 PM »
lol.  It's funny because it's poisonous.
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SPrinkZ

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« Reply #151 on: February 01, 2007, 08:57:43 PM »
Quote from: "Jie"
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Still, please stop pretending to know as much as me about poetry. The first thing I learned about it was meter. Meter is the easiest part of poetry.  :(

OK. We get it. You know your poetry.
Now all you need is to learn some social skills, and you're all set!


Like you idiots are one to talk. You sit on a board to play DA for FE. That's probably the most pathetic thing I've ever heard of in my life, next to masturbating with Crisco.
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« Reply #152 on: February 01, 2007, 09:02:56 PM »
Quote from: "SPrinkZ"
...next to masturbating with Crisco.


Hey hey hey...
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SPrinkZ

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« Reply #153 on: February 01, 2007, 09:03:18 PM »
Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
Quote from: "SPrinkZ"
...next to masturbating with Crisco.


Hey hey hey...


No wait, I meant shampoo. You ever do that? God that shit stings, right?
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beast

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« Reply #154 on: February 01, 2007, 09:03:45 PM »
I know that you know a lot about masturbation.  Do you go to bed each night, telling yourself how smart you are?  Do you tell yourself that everybody who doesn't like you, doesn't because they don't understand you?  That you're too smart for them?

What are you doing on this board, if it's such a pathetic place to hang out?  Why did you post here at all?
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Jie

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« Reply #155 on: February 01, 2007, 09:04:43 PM »
Quote from: "SPrinkZ"
Quote from: "Jie"
Quote from: "SPrinkZ"


Still, please stop pretending to know as much as me about poetry. The first thing I learned about it was meter. Meter is the easiest part of poetry.  :(

OK. We get it. You know your poetry.
Now all you need is to learn some social skills, and you're all set!


Like you idiots are one to talk. You sit on a board to play DA for FE. That's probably the most pathetic thing I've ever heard of in my life, next to masturbating with Crisco.

If you look back on this thread, you'll notice that every time someone says something about you, you immediately go ahead and prove it in your next post. Its uncanny!
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SPrinkZ

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« Reply #156 on: February 01, 2007, 09:05:09 PM »
Quote from: "beast"
I know that you know a lot about masturbation.  Do you go to bed each night, telling yourself how smart you are?  Do you tell yourself that everybody who doesn't like you, doesn't because they don't understand you?  That you're too smart for them?

What are you doing on this board, if it's such a pathetic place to hang out?  Why did you post here at all?


One of your regulars directed me here. I didn't know it was filled with idiots though.

Still, in comparison to most people, I am very stupid. I am well aware of that, and if I can outwit anyone, that's pretty sad. I'm mentally handicapped, I hope you know that.
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« Reply #157 on: February 01, 2007, 09:05:56 PM »
Quote from: "Jie"
Quote from: "SPrinkZ"
Quote from: "Jie"
Quote from: "SPrinkZ"


Still, please stop pretending to know as much as me about poetry. The first thing I learned about it was meter. Meter is the easiest part of poetry.  :(

OK. We get it. You know your poetry.
Now all you need is to learn some social skills, and you're all set!


Like you idiots are one to talk. You sit on a board to play DA for FE. That's probably the most pathetic thing I've ever heard of in my life, next to masturbating with Crisco.

If you look back on this thread, you'll notice that every time someone says something about you, you immediately go ahead and prove it in your next post. Its uncanny!


Yes, isn't it? :roll:
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cmdshft

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« Reply #158 on: February 01, 2007, 09:06:00 PM »
Quote from: "SPrinkZ"
Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
Quote from: "SPrinkZ"
...next to masturbating with Crisco.


Hey hey hey...


No wait, I meant shampoo. You ever do that? God that shit stings, right?


You must be doing it wrong...
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SPrinkZ

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« Reply #159 on: February 01, 2007, 09:07:15 PM »
Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
Quote from: "SPrinkZ"
Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
Quote from: "SPrinkZ"
...next to masturbating with Crisco.


Hey hey hey...


No wait, I meant shampoo. You ever do that? God that shit stings, right?


You must be doing it wrong...


Oh yeah?
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beast

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« Reply #160 on: February 01, 2007, 09:08:41 PM »
It would not surprise me in the least if it turns out you are autistic.  Who recommended that you come here?  I think you need to think about how you make other people feel with the things you say, and if you don't want people to attack you, you might need to change the way you behave.  Note how people are attacking you and not other people?  There are always lots of fights on any internet forum, but clearly you annoy everybody, not just a few people.  Normally I take every opportunity to attack Hara Taiki.
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« Reply #161 on: February 01, 2007, 09:09:19 PM »
Quote from: "Jie"
OK. We get it. You know your poetry.
Now all you need is to learn some social skills, and you're all set!


Philosophy, science, and religion too.
Not that I'm any better of course.
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« Reply #162 on: February 01, 2007, 09:11:08 PM »
Quote from: "beast"
Normally I take every opportunity to attack Hara Taiki.


I love you too. <3
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SPrinkZ

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« Reply #163 on: February 01, 2007, 09:11:37 PM »
In terms of poetry, here is a mediocre piece that I wrote when listening to Chopin's Funeral March (aka Piano Sonata No.2 Bb-minor Op.35)

Chopin’s Funeral March

A stroke of key and skull in hand,
his worn piano screams to cease.
The melancholy march birrs on
to strings that hum for sweet decease.

His smashing force upon the keys,
and hair just like a flow’s release.
His hands now stroke upon them soft,
it only ends in masterpiece.

His sweating grip and frenzied stare
upon his keys—he’s not prepared
to be a part of harmony.
A thoughtful inspiration flared,

and all his essence filled the room
until his starved and gasping breath.
Exquisite sounds of ringing booms,
and all this done, about some death.
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SPrinkZ

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« Reply #164 on: February 01, 2007, 09:13:48 PM »
Quote from: "beast"
It would not surprise me in the least if it turns out you are autistic.  Who recommended that you come here?  I think you need to think about how you make other people feel with the things you say, and if you don't want people to attack you, you might need to change the way you behave.  Note how people are attacking you and not other people?  There are always lots of fights on any internet forum, but clearly you annoy everybody, not just a few people.  Normally I take every opportunity to attack Hara Taiki.


Feel? When do feelings come into play, when it comes to the Internet?

I am pretty much cool with annoying everyone though. I pissed off something like a few hundred people on another forum.

It's what I do for fun sometimes. Eventually things calm down, and people realize that I should be respected. Of course you won't realize this until later, I hope you do though. I am not a mean person at all.
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beast

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« Reply #165 on: February 01, 2007, 09:15:01 PM »
You just go out of your way to annoy people and think that you're the greatest person in the world.  You sound like a top bloke.
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« Reply #166 on: February 01, 2007, 09:16:34 PM »
Quote from: "SPrinkZ"
I am not a mean person at all.

We never said you were. You just act like a petulant child.
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SPrinkZ

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« Reply #167 on: February 01, 2007, 09:17:59 PM »
Quote from: "GeoGuy"
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I am not a mean person at all.

We never said you were. You just act like a petulant child.


Might overload your brain using higher 9th grade vocabulary like that.
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SPrinkZ

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« Reply #168 on: February 01, 2007, 09:18:47 PM »
Quote from: "beast"
You just go out of your way to annoy people and think that you're the greatest person in the world.  You sound like a top bloke.


Nah, I am quite humble. Internet facade upon internet facade. You don't really know me very well. I'm quite humble, I know my place. I just don't see why I have to be your bitch to prove that.
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Jie

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« Reply #169 on: February 01, 2007, 09:18:57 PM »
Quote from: "SPrinkZ"

Feel? When do feelings come into play, when it comes to the Internet?

I am pretty much cool with annoying everyone though. I pissed off something like a few hundred people on another forum.

It's what I do for fun sometimes. Eventually things calm down, and people realize that I should be respected. Of course you won't realize this until later, I hope you do though. I am not a mean person at all.


Quote from: "Jie"
Man, you're like a pitcher carved out of ice, brimming with fresh water.


I still stand by that.
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beast

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« Reply #170 on: February 01, 2007, 09:20:31 PM »
Quote from: "SPrinkZ"
Quote from: "beast"
You just go out of your way to annoy people and think that you're the greatest person in the world.  You sound like a top bloke.


Nah, I am quite humble. Internet facade upon internet facade. You don't really know me very well. I'm quite humble, I know my place. I just don't see why I have to be your noble seamstress to prove that.


lol you can claim to be humble as much as you like, but when you say things like;

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Might overload your brain using higher 9th grade vocabulary like that.


It is clear just how humble you are.
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GeoGuy

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« Reply #171 on: February 01, 2007, 09:20:50 PM »
Quote from: "SPrinkZ"


Might overload your brain using higher 9th grade vocabulary like that.

I admit it did make my head ache.
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SPrinkZ

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« Reply #172 on: February 01, 2007, 09:25:55 PM »
Quote from: "beast"
Quote from: "SPrinkZ"
Quote from: "beast"
You just go out of your way to annoy people and think that you're the greatest person in the world.  You sound like a top bloke.


Nah, I am quite humble. Internet facade upon internet facade. You don't really know me very well. I'm quite humble, I know my place. I just don't see why I have to be your noble seamstress to prove that.


lol you can claim to be humble as much as you like, but when you say things like;

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Might overload your brain using higher 9th grade vocabulary like that.


It is clear just how humble you are.


Obviously a joke, unless I like to contradict myself immediately, right?
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cmdshft

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« Reply #173 on: February 01, 2007, 09:29:59 PM »
So you don't love me back, beast? :cry:
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beast

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« Reply #174 on: February 01, 2007, 09:32:26 PM »
Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
So you don't love me back, beast? :cry:


I might fuck you, but I'll never make love to you.

lol, the girls love that line.
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Ubuntu

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« Reply #175 on: February 01, 2007, 09:40:40 PM »
Quote from: "SPrinkZ"
It's what I do for fun sometimes.


DEATH. GET A BETTER LIFE PLEASE.
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beast

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« Reply #176 on: February 01, 2007, 09:44:07 PM »
Look Hara, I used to think Ubuntu was a girl, and now I think he's cool, so there is hope for you yet.  :wink:

Seriously, you're ok, you were just very slow with the FE stuff.
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cmdshft

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« Reply #177 on: February 01, 2007, 09:46:33 PM »
If you've seen any recent posts... I'm male. :?

But at least I know I'll have the opportunity to grow on you.

And I'm getting better with FE. I may soon be able to play devil's advocate.
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« Reply #178 on: February 01, 2007, 10:07:07 PM »
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Look Hara, I used to think Ubuntu was a girl, and now I think he's cool, so there is hope for you yet.  :wink:


Wait, do I sense some implied sexism Beast? :?

I'm not sure whether to think people occasionally mistaking me for female is accidental or the femininity associated with queerness. :|
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BOGWarrior89

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« Reply #179 on: February 01, 2007, 10:49:21 PM »
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Who recommended that you come here?

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