Americans being Americans

Seriously, a pink unicorn? Too gay even for me.

And what's with the hairy hobbit hooves and tiny horn?  I'm sure Jesus would ride something with a much larger horn.

Seriously, a pink unicorn? Too gay even for me.

And what's with the hairy hobbit hooves and tiny horn?  I'm sure Jesus would ride something with a much larger horn.

What pushed it over the line, the unicorn or the pink color?

Quote from: Calen on March 30, 2022, 03:31:36 PM

Seriously, a pink unicorn? Too gay even for me.

And what's with the hairy hobbit hooves and tiny horn?  I'm sure Jesus would ride something with a much larger horn.

What pushed it over the line, the unicorn or the pink color?

The pink colour. 

The more I look at it, the more it concerns me.  I question it's parentage.  It's a unicorn but it has wings.  Half unicorn, half pegasus. My guess is it's mother was a slapper, and it's father had feeble legs but fulsome pecs.

That's what I thought too. 

Quote from: JJA on March 30, 2022, 03:56:08 PM

Quote from: Calen on March 30, 2022, 03:31:36 PM

Seriously, a pink unicorn? Too gay even for me.

And what's with the hairy hobbit hooves and tiny horn?  I'm sure Jesus would ride something with a much larger horn.

What pushed it over the line, the unicorn or the pink color?

The pink colour. 

The more I look at it, the more it concerns me.  I question it's parentage.  It's a unicorn but it has wings.  Half unicorn, half pegasus. My guess is it's mother was a slapper, and it's father had feeble legs but fulsome pecs.

Ah but this is where you're wrong.
That is an alicorn: the representation of all three pony races in one. It represents unity and its power is substantial.
Much like America. 

American society in the 21st century

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/security-footage-shows-young-boy-pull-gun-on-petrol-station-worker/news-story/5e904bcc27b897d820c581377a1bddcc

Security footage has captured the strangely calm way a 12-year-old boy has allegedly robbed an American petrol station at gunpoint.

The video, dated the afternoon of June 1, showed the boy waiting with a backpack while another man was served by a worker.

When it was the boy’s turn, he pulled out a gun and said, “Put the money in the bag.”

The worker could be heard asking “what?” and the boy repeated his demand, putting the bag on the counter.

“Are you serious?” she asked.

The boy then pointed the gun at the roof and appeared to fire a shot.

The worker then handed a blue pouch over and told the boy to “get out”.

According to local media, police said the boy walked out of the Michigan petrol station in Hartford with $US5000 but was arrested just a few blocks away.

Americans

American society in the 21st century

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/security-footage-shows-young-boy-pull-gun-on-petrol-station-worker/news-story/5e904bcc27b897d820c581377a1bddcc

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Security footage has captured the strangely calm way a 12-year-old boy has allegedly robbed an American petrol station at gunpoint.

The video, dated the afternoon of June 1, showed the boy waiting with a backpack while another man was served by a worker.

When it was the boy’s turn, he pulled out a gun and said, “Put the money in the bag.”

The worker could be heard asking “what?” and the boy repeated his demand, putting the bag on the counter.

“Are you serious?” she asked.

The boy then pointed the gun at the roof and appeared to fire a shot.

The worker then handed a blue pouch over and told the boy to “get out”.

According to local media, police said the boy walked out of the Michigan petrol station in Hartford with $US5000 but was arrested just a few blocks away.

Americans

Police said the boy got the weapon from his father’s locked gun safe and they believed he was able to get the code because there was no sign of forced entry.

Such a responsible gun owner, ensuring his son, whose clearly got issues, can get his gun.

Hahah

https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/09/us/chocolate-tank-rescue-pennsylvania/index.html

(CNN)Two people were rescued after falling into a tank full of chocolate at the Mars M&M factory in Pennsylvania Thursday, officials said.
Both patients were transported to the hospital, Assistant Supervisor Nick Schoenberger of Lancaster County 911 Dispatch told CNN.
"One patient was transported by ground and one person was transported by helicopter," Schoenberger said.

The extent of their injuries is unknown.

"Fire crews have eliminated pulling them straight out of a tank," Brad Wolfe, communications supervisor for Lancaster County 911 dispatch, told CNN earlier on Thursday. "They have to cut a hole in the side of the tank to get them out," he said.

Wolfe said that it's unclear how the people fell into the chocolate tank.

No injuries have been reported at this time, according to Wolfe.
A Mars Wrigley spokesperson told CNN: "We are actively managing the situation and our primary focus is supporting emergency teams on site."

They just wanted some choclaty goodness.

Sounds very oompaloopy

Sounds very oompaloopy

No, oommpOSHAly.

Hahah

OMG, I'm lazy, 
Uhh, reader's digest version?

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/teacher-at-christian-school-arrested-after-allegedly-sexting-a-student/news-story/8c0e1169032422f926d339f6e34da5fd

Some good American Christian values right here

A US teacher at a Christian high school has been arrested after allegedly sexting with a student and trying to bring him into her home while her husband was away, police said.

Julie Hoover, a 38-year-old teacher at Point of Grace Christian School in Florida, was charged Wednesday with one count of an authority figure soliciting or engaging in sex with a student after allegedly exchanging explicit messages with an 18-year-old senior student, according to police records obtained by WCTV.

Police were notified by the student’s mother on June 2 after she found the text messages between Hoover and the teenager that were exchanged in March and April, the New York Post reports.

The mother told deputies Hoover was arranging for her son to come to her home while her husband was at work, the publication states.

Hoover was released from custody Thursday on a $15,000 bond, the outlet reported.

Not even hot lol

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/teacher-at-christian-school-arrested-after-allegedly-sexting-a-student/news-story/8c0e1169032422f926d339f6e34da5fd

Some good American Christian values right here

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A US teacher at a Christian high school has been arrested after allegedly sexting with a student and trying to bring him into her home while her husband was away, police said.

Julie Hoover, a 38-year-old teacher at Point of Grace Christian School in Florida, was charged Wednesday with one count of an authority figure soliciting or engaging in sex with a student after allegedly exchanging explicit messages with an 18-year-old senior student, according to police records obtained by WCTV.

Police were notified by the student’s mother on June 2 after she found the text messages between Hoover and the teenager that were exchanged in March and April, the New York Post reports.

The mother told deputies Hoover was arranging for her son to come to her home while her husband was at work, the publication states.

Hoover was released from custody Thursday on a $15,000 bond, the outlet reported.

Not even hot lol

Clearly we should ban women from teaching because of this one example.  If you don't agree with me you hate children and are one of 'those' people.

Clearly we should ban women from teaching because of this one example.  If you don't agree with me you hate children and are one of 'those' people.

Well it's not just this one example. Every week there seems to be a sordid tale of women having inappropriate sometimes bordering on pedophilia relationships with students. We dont see it so much with male teachers

As a bonus, having more male teachers should lessen the pay gap as more men enter lower paid jobs. Because as we know, you look at the gender pay gap by comparing against different industries across the whole spectrum and not like for like.

Sounds like grooming


Also
Not hot?
Thats why she was attempting.

We don't see it as much with male teachers because about 75% of public school teachers in the US are female. It is much more common to see this kind of thing happening between male teachers and students in college, but it is much less scandalous because the students are adults.

When I was in high school, the band teacher was hooking up with one of the students. He ended up divorcing his wife and marrying her after she graduated. It was a big scandal in the band room, but it didn't get reported in any newspapers, and I don't even think any students who weren't band nerds even knew about it (I was a band nerd).

I also think there's an idea that it is natural for an older man to be attracted to teen girls, I mean it probably is natural, but doesn't mean they should act on it. Scandals about men abusing girls and young women, who they are teaching or coaching, happen all the time, but they don't really generate the kind of salaciousness that a female teacher having inappropriate sexual relations with a student does.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/teacher-at-christian-school-arrested-after-allegedly-sexting-a-student/news-story/8c0e1169032422f926d339f6e34da5fd

Some good American Christian values right here

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A US teacher at a Christian high school has been arrested after allegedly sexting with a student and trying to bring him into her home while her husband was away, police said.

Julie Hoover, a 38-year-old teacher at Point of Grace Christian School in Florida, was charged Wednesday with one count of an authority figure soliciting or engaging in sex with a student after allegedly exchanging explicit messages with an 18-year-old senior student, according to police records obtained by WCTV.

Police were notified by the student’s mother on June 2 after she found the text messages between Hoover and the teenager that were exchanged in March and April, the New York Post reports.

The mother told deputies Hoover was arranging for her son to come to her home while her husband was at work, the publication states.

Hoover was released from custody Thursday on a $15,000 bond, the outlet reported.

Not even hot lol

She is hot. Super hot in fact. It's a poor photo of her.

But, does anyone else not see the problem with this news article? Why are they referring to an 18 year old man in the same sentence, as a child?

There is no crime of grooming an adult. You can't groom an adult. As soon as you hit 18, you are legally an adult. It doesn't matter that she is 20 years older than him. They are both consenting adults.

Unless of course, this is in yet another arena, Americans are backwards in?  Here in Australia, the Police would laugh in that stupid mother's face.

We don't see it as much with male teachers because about 75% of public school teachers in the US are female. It is much more common to see this kind of thing happening between male teachers and students in college, but it is much less scandalous because the students are adults.

When I was in high school, the band teacher was hooking up with one of the students. He ended up divorcing his wife and marrying her after she graduated. It was a big scandal in the band room, but it didn't get reported in any newspapers, and I don't even think any students who weren't band nerds even knew about it (I was a band nerd).

I also think there's an idea that it is natural for an older man to be attracted to teen girls, I mean it probably is natural, but doesn't mean they should act on it. Scandals about men abusing girls and young women, who they are teaching or coaching, happen all the time, but they don't really generate the kind of salaciousness that a female teacher having inappropriate sexual relations with a student does.

Way to fact bomb my post  lol

Quote from: Masalang the Torpedo on June 11, 2022, 03:09:48 AM

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/teacher-at-christian-school-arrested-after-allegedly-sexting-a-student/news-story/8c0e1169032422f926d339f6e34da5fd

Some good American Christian values right here

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A US teacher at a Christian high school has been arrested after allegedly sexting with a student and trying to bring him into her home while her husband was away, police said.

Julie Hoover, a 38-year-old teacher at Point of Grace Christian School in Florida, was charged Wednesday with one count of an authority figure soliciting or engaging in sex with a student after allegedly exchanging explicit messages with an 18-year-old senior student, according to police records obtained by WCTV.

Police were notified by the student’s mother on June 2 after she found the text messages between Hoover and the teenager that were exchanged in March and April, the New York Post reports.

The mother told deputies Hoover was arranging for her son to come to her home while her husband was at work, the publication states.

Hoover was released from custody Thursday on a $15,000 bond, the outlet reported.

Not even hot lol

She is hot. Super hot in fact. It's a poor photo of her.

But, does anyone else not see the problem with this news article? Why are they referring to an 18 year old man in the same sentence, as a child?

There is no crime of grooming an adult. You can't groom an adult. As soon as you hit 18, you are legally an adult. It doesn't matter that she is 20 years older than him. They are both consenting adults.

Unless of course, this is in yet another arena, Americans are backwards in?  Here in Australia, the Police would laugh in that stupid mother's face.

Probably an American thing but certainly there could also be potential to claim the teacher being in a position of power 'coerced' the student and I'd be horrified that police would laugh at a mother who could be concerned their son/daughter despite being an adult was sexually abused or taken advantage of. It's not quite as cut/dry as 2 adults having sex. There is a power imbalance and you'd want to know if the person with power was abusing it. Imagine if the son was like 'I didn't want anything to do with that ugly whore but she threatened to fail me if I didn't fuck her'

At the least, even if it was totally consensual you would expect even here the teacher would have their employment terminated due to the unethical nature of a teacher engaging in sexual relations with their student

And you would think so especially if the school was a 'Christian' school where adultery and pre martial sex is 'forbidden' (not that anyone gives a fuck these days)

Let us not gloss over the most important revelation here.

SCG was in band camp!

Consdiering the discussion on owning weapons at 18-21.
Also.
she had to've groomed him before 18.

Also aslo
Why do "consenting" women call sexual her-ass-ment on their bosses whent hyere full on adults?

So... it is and it isnt.



Side note
Only isnt if shes hot.

"My man!"

One time at band camp... I made a girl cry because I pretended I was going to run over her with my car.

I don't feel like looking up the statute, but I think it is illegal to solicit sex from a student in primary or secondary school, in Florida. It wouldn't matter if the student is 18 if he or she is still in secondary school. I think it is a good thing. Teachers should not be having any kind of sexual relationship with their students!

Quote from: Space Cowgirl on June 11, 2022, 06:59:52 AM

We don't see it as much with male teachers because about 75% of public school teachers in the US are female. It is much more common to see this kind of thing happening between male teachers and students in college, but it is much less scandalous because the students are adults.

When I was in high school, the band teacher was hooking up with one of the students. He ended up divorcing his wife and marrying her after she graduated. It was a big scandal in the band room, but it didn't get reported in any newspapers, and I don't even think any students who weren't band nerds even knew about it (I was a band nerd).

I also think there's an idea that it is natural for an older man to be attracted to teen girls, I mean it probably is natural, but doesn't mean they should act on it. Scandals about men abusing girls and young women, who they are teaching or coaching, happen all the time, but they don't really generate the kind of salaciousness that a female teacher having inappropriate sexual relations with a student does.

Way to fact bomb my post  lol

Quote from: Smoke Machine on June 11, 2022, 07:23:52 AM

Quote from: Masalang the Torpedo on June 11, 2022, 03:09:48 AM

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/teacher-at-christian-school-arrested-after-allegedly-sexting-a-student/news-story/8c0e1169032422f926d339f6e34da5fd

Some good American Christian values right here

Quote

A US teacher at a Christian high school has been arrested after allegedly sexting with a student and trying to bring him into her home while her husband was away, police said.

Julie Hoover, a 38-year-old teacher at Point of Grace Christian School in Florida, was charged Wednesday with one count of an authority figure soliciting or engaging in sex with a student after allegedly exchanging explicit messages with an 18-year-old senior student, according to police records obtained by WCTV.

Police were notified by the student’s mother on June 2 after she found the text messages between Hoover and the teenager that were exchanged in March and April, the New York Post reports.

The mother told deputies Hoover was arranging for her son to come to her home while her husband was at work, the publication states.

Hoover was released from custody Thursday on a $15,000 bond, the outlet reported.

Not even hot lol

She is hot. Super hot in fact. It's a poor photo of her.

But, does anyone else not see the problem with this news article? Why are they referring to an 18 year old man in the same sentence, as a child?

There is no crime of grooming an adult. You can't groom an adult. As soon as you hit 18, you are legally an adult. It doesn't matter that she is 20 years older than him. They are both consenting adults.

Unless of course, this is in yet another arena, Americans are backwards in?  Here in Australia, the Police would laugh in that stupid mother's face.

Probably an American thing but certainly there could also be potential to claim the teacher being in a position of power 'coerced' the student and I'd be horrified that police would laugh at a mother who could be concerned their son/daughter despite being an adult was sexually abused or taken advantage of. It's not quite as cut/dry as 2 adults having sex. There is a power imbalance and you'd want to know if the person with power was abusing it. Imagine if the son was like 'I didn't want anything to do with that ugly whore but she threatened to fail me if I didn't fuck her'

At the least, even if it was totally consensual you would expect even here the teacher would have their employment terminated due to the unethical nature of a teacher engaging in sexual relations with their student

And you would think so especially if the school was a 'Christian' school where adultery and pre martial sex is 'forbidden' (not that anyone gives a fuck these days)

Shifter, there is no argument she breached whatever employment contract she signed when becoming a teacher at the school not to engage in inappropriate conduct or  relations with students. That's obvious.

But, most eighteen year olds are usually going to college or university, so again, there would probably be a contractual clause that professors and teachers at university or college are forbidden to engage in inappropriate conduct or have relations with students. It would probably be instant termination but isn't against the law.

How do you know the male student in this scenario wasn't the initiator?

If my 18 year old son banged his hot teacher, I would high five him, and I would laugh in that stupid mother's face. It would never make it to the Police. As the mighty kabool says, she likely banged him before he turned 18, but the article doesn't read that way.

Christians are the worst when it comes to sex, and unless there is some impairment with your memory, nobody cared less about it when you or I were that age, or our parents were that age.

Christ, my 17 year old cousin was banging his hot 22 year old teacher all the way through year 12 and then officially started a relationship with her when he graduated.

How do you know the male student in this scenario wasn't the initiator?

We dont. Hence why because the teacher was in a position to make it a coercive relationship - it is a job the police could investigate. Even if its as simple as asking the dude a few questions - the teacher is old enough to be his mum. A policeman laughing at the complaint could probably find he breached conduct standards himself and looking at his own suspension or termination. Just because the dude may have consented doesn't mean it was entirely his volition. Also we dont know everything that was in the texts. She could have threatened him if he told anyone for all we know. Hence, investigate.

If my 18 year old son banged his hot teacher, I would high five him, and I would laugh in that stupid mother's face. It would never make it to the Police. As the mighty kabool says, she likely banged him before he turned 18, but the article doesn't read that way.

As Space Cowgirl mentioned it is possible he was 18 while in secondary school and the laws around teachers banging their students in a secondary school setting is illegal in America or at least in Florida.

Christians are the worst when it comes to sex, and unless there is some impairment with your memory, nobody cared less about it when you or I were that age, or our parents were that age.

I was born in the 80s but being the true definition of 'bastard' was something to tease people about and be ashamed about. These days, no one gives a fuck. Good times But yes, Christians are definitely the worst. It's all pretentious elitism but it means nothing to them. Especially pedo priests, their enablers, those scummy evangelicals and all the adultery and butt fuckery that makes those trashy American soapies like B&B look tame. Here in Oz I dont think we had any hang ups about teens having sex before marriage. In America they have those chastity/purity rings to virtue signal their virginity lol

Christ, my 17 year old cousin was banging his hot 22 year old teacher all the way through year 12 and then officially started a relationship with her when he graduated.

Good for him. Now imagine the teacher is old enough to be his mother and was married.

Seen the French Presidents wife? Egads!

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/us-familys-bizarre-blue-skin-condition-a-result-of-generations-of-incest/news-story/41de00c93c640c86b6d953b80de52e84

Nothing to see here. Just a bunch of American smurfs from generations of incest. Americans..........

A family with a bizarre rare genetic condition that turned their skin blue passed it down for centuries due to generations of incest.

The Fugate family from Kentucky in the US lived in an isolated rural community, which led to regular interbreeding between relatives.

In one stomach-churning case, one of the Fugate men married his own aunt.

Their story begins back in 1820 when Martin Fugate and his wife Elizabeth Smart first settled in the remote area of Appalachia, which today is in Perry County, Kentucky.

Martin was the first known family member to have an incredibly unusual genetic defect resulting in a condition called methemoglobinemia.

This extremely rare disorder, which only affects 0.035 per cent of the population globally, is a result of the blood not carrying as much oxygen around the body as it normally does.

The blood turns brown due to the lack of oxygen-carrying red blood cells.

This in turn leads to the skin of white patients turning blue, while the lips take on a purple hue.
Members of the Fugate family from Kentucky had the condition for centuries.
Members of the Fugate family from Kentucky had the condition for centuries.

Both Martin and Elizabeth carried the recessive gene which cause methemoglobinemia, and four of their seven children were born with blue skin, including their son Zacharia.

Because the gene was recessive, this wouldn’t have affected future generations if they hadn’t married within their own family.

But because they lived in such an isolated community, the Fugates had limited options and mostly married their cousins, interbreeding with nearby families including the Combs, the Richies, the Smiths, and the Stacys.

Zacharia married his own aunt, and one of their sons married a close cousin.

In turn, one of their children would marry another cousin.

As one family member Alva Stacy would later tell a researcher studying the family: “I’m kin to myself.”

Of all the Fugates, Luna Fugate was known as the bluest family member.

She married John Stacy in the late 19th century and the pair had 13 children.

Contemporary reports describe her as having “lips as dark as a bruise”.

Settle down the AMERICAN way!

Well, at least they can boast about being a POC

You make fun of the people of Appalachia, but it's very sad.

Shifter, regarding the hot teacher and poor little 18 year old victim male, what is the cut off age for you? In Australian law, you can consensually have sex from the age of 16.

But for it to be a coercive relationship, as in teacher student, the student has to be under 18. It's the same for all authority figures. Police and politicians, also can't have sex with anyone under the age of 18.

It seems in your world, a coercive relationship could exist between a 38 year old female teacher and a 25 year old male student. Hell, in your world, a coercive relationship could exist between an 18 year old male teacher and a 38 year old female student.

Maybe in your world shifter, but not in the eyes of the law.

I would laugh in that stupid mother's face and suggest she try prayer for her son. Then I would remind her, her 18 year old son is now an adult who can vote, has likely been driving a car for the past two years, likely been drinking alcohol in pubs and nightclubs, likely been going to strip clubs and buying porn, and is old enough to make his own decisions who he does and who he doesn't sleep with.

Shifter, regarding the hot teacher and poor little 18 year old victim male, what is the cut off age for you? In Australian law, you can consensually have sex from the age of 16.

But for it to be a coercive relationship, as in teacher student, the student has to be under 18. It's the same for all authority figures. Police and politicians, also can't have sex with anyone under the age of 18.

It seems in your world, a coercive relationship could exist between a 38 year old female teacher and a 25 year old male student. Hell, in your world, a coercive relationship could exist between an 18 year old male teacher and a 38 year old female student.

Maybe in your world shifter, but not in the eyes of the law.

I would laugh in that stupid mother's face and suggest she try prayer for her son. Then I would remind her, her 18 year old son is now an adult who can vote, has likely been driving a car for the past two years, likely been drinking alcohol in pubs and nightclubs, likely been going to strip clubs and buying porn, and is old enough to make his own decisions who he does and who he doesn't sleep with.

You're the kind of person that sends unsolicited dick pics to people thinking because they are adults, it's ok.

If my son were 18 and some teacher, 20 years older and married sent him pics of her vajayjay and was trying to or had instigated sexual relations, I'd be pretty pissed

Now if she were an unspoken for, smokin' hot 22 year old and the relationship was built on love and respect, go nuts

But I doubt that 38 year old, married whore would be anyone's wet dream.

As a policeman laughing in the face of a concerned parent, worried there has been an abuse of power, unsolicited vaj pics and possible sexual abuse then that would be your job, lost.

Laugh behind her back, not her face

What would you do if a man came up and said his girlfriend raped him? 'Hang on, you're both adults, and she's your girlfriend FFS! HAHAHA, get lost you dumb faggot!

#mentoo