Americans being Americans

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Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #60 on: November 24, 2021, 03:38:45 PM »
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Recognizing the History of the Holiday

Thanksgiving is a day that can be difficult for many to celebrate as we reflect on the history of the holiday and the horrors inflicted on our indigenous populations. If you celebrate, our Equity team has shared resources for how you can consider decolonizing your Thanksgiving. 

    If you host a Thanksgiving meal, consider doing a land acknowledgement. 
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    Book recommendations for adults  
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America, fuck yeah!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #61 on: November 30, 2021, 10:37:10 PM »
I respect you as an admin Space Cowgirl but if you are not happy in Florida or you hate Disney or the great governor De Santos why not move somewhere even warmer and more progressive ever heard of Havana? Havana ooh nana lol
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Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #62 on: December 01, 2021, 07:57:12 AM »
You should have started that post with a land acknowledgement.

I am happy in Florida. I don't care for Disney (or any of the tourist traps, tbh). I don't hate DeSantis, but sometimes he annoys me, because he had a great start but got sucked into Trumpism.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #63 on: December 27, 2021, 07:49:19 PM »
Seen on twitter...  Lot's of people like New Earth in America I guess..



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Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #64 on: December 27, 2021, 10:38:16 PM »
Seen on twitter...  Lot's of people like New Earth in America I guess..


I bet "Roman Numberals" would have gotten a higher 'yes'.
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Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #65 on: December 27, 2021, 11:10:19 PM »

Mickey Mouse is due to become public domain in 2024 unless the law changes, I believe


Hahahahaha,  fucking idiot. 



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Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #66 on: February 17, 2022, 10:04:56 AM »
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/drunk-brawl-breaks-out-between-two-naked-sisters-at-disney-world/news-story/61daab8e3667ca3935f285af3912481f

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The ill-fated evening started out with the sisters, who were tourists from New Jersey, grabbing dinner at Disney Springs at a steakhouse and then hitting an Irish pub for drinks, according to details recently revealed in Florida circuit court papers.

When the sisters, ages 29 and 31, were ready to go back to their hotel off the resort property, their phone died and a Disney security guard helped them call an Uber.

The Uber driver refused to take them, saying they were too drunk, so the security guard called a taxi.

While they were waiting, the pair began arguing. The older sister called the younger sister a “bad mum” and slapped her, according to court papers.

In return, the younger sister allegedly threatened to punch her.

Police from the Orlando County Sheriff’s Office arrived around 12:40am to find the younger sister screaming and crying near Cirque du Soleil, steps from the Watermelon and Mango parking lots.

She was stripped down to only her underwear and sandals, court papers said.

“After attempting to calm the situation, [the security manager] said one female slapped the other in the face,” the sheriff’s report said.

“At that point, both females began punching, slapping, and pulling each other’s hair.”

The security manager pulled the two drunk women apart. But in true, trashy, reality-show fashion, they rushed at each other.

“Once separated, both sisters ran at each other, slipped in [the younger sister’s] vomit, then fell into the bushes while still fighting,” the report said.

According to the security guard, the younger sister “ran a few feet away and took off her dress, exposing her breasts. Shortly after, they began to punch each other again.”

Eventually, the pair were separated and arrested.

Disney didn’t have video of the brawl, the report said, adding that when police questioned the younger sister, all she wanted to talk about was how she “didn’t like her sister’s boyfriend.”

Both women were arrested for misdemeanour domestic violence, battery, and disorderly intoxication.

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Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #67 on: February 18, 2022, 06:18:39 AM »
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/drunk-brawl-breaks-out-between-two-naked-sisters-at-disney-world/news-story/61daab8e3667ca3935f285af3912481f

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The ill-fated evening started out with the sisters, who were tourists from New Jersey, grabbing dinner at Disney Springs at a steakhouse and then hitting an Irish pub for drinks, according to details recently revealed in Florida circuit court papers.

When the sisters, ages 29 and 31, were ready to go back to their hotel off the resort property, their phone died and a Disney security guard helped them call an Uber.

The Uber driver refused to take them, saying they were too drunk, so the security guard called a taxi.

While they were waiting, the pair began arguing. The older sister called the younger sister a “bad mum” and slapped her, according to court papers.

In return, the younger sister allegedly threatened to punch her.

Police from the Orlando County Sheriff’s Office arrived around 12:40am to find the younger sister screaming and crying near Cirque du Soleil, steps from the Watermelon and Mango parking lots.

She was stripped down to only her underwear and sandals, court papers said.

“After attempting to calm the situation, [the security manager] said one female slapped the other in the face,” the sheriff’s report said.

“At that point, both females began punching, slapping, and pulling each other’s hair.”

The security manager pulled the two drunk women apart. But in true, trashy, reality-show fashion, they rushed at each other.

“Once separated, both sisters ran at each other, slipped in [the younger sister’s] vomit, then fell into the bushes while still fighting,” the report said.

According to the security guard, the younger sister “ran a few feet away and took off her dress, exposing her breasts. Shortly after, they began to punch each other again.”

Eventually, the pair were separated and arrested.

Disney didn’t have video of the brawl, the report said, adding that when police questioned the younger sister, all she wanted to talk about was how she “didn’t like her sister’s boyfriend.”

Both women were arrested for misdemeanour domestic violence, battery, and disorderly intoxication.

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Charming
There is a hole in that story.  It says the officer arrived to find the younger sister stripped to her underwear and sandals.  The sisters began to fight.  It then says the younger sister took off her dress.  This sounds too much like a conspiracy by Big Clothing.
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Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #68 on: March 17, 2022, 01:42:04 PM »
https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/on-the-road/massive-traffic-crash-in-missouri/news-story/7b54aa86ba4b5306febec29ca086901b

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Multiple people are reportedly dead after a mass car crash in Missouri, US.

Multiple people are dead after a car crash involving about 50 vehicles in Missouri, United States.

It’s believed the mass car smash was caused by a driver who suddenly hit the brakes, leading to a chain reaction of crashes.

A drone photo captured by news channel KAIT showed the extent of the carnage, with trucks jackknifed and a line of traffic stretched back along the highway.

An aerial view of the wreckage on the I-57. Picture: KAIT
The crash took place on the I-57, an interstate highway that runs between Missouri and Illinois.

The smash-up was reported near Charleston, Missouri, on Thursday (US time).

The horror crash led to the entire highway being closed.

C'mon guys, is it too much to ask you keep at least a 2 second distance with the car in front and pay attention?



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Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #69 on: March 17, 2022, 01:57:10 PM »
That's awful. I have a feeling the guy that started the whole thing was doing a brake check, too, based on this part of the story:
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It’s believed the mass car smash was caused by a driver who suddenly hit the brakes, leading to a chain reaction of crashes.

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Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #70 on: March 17, 2022, 02:23:11 PM »
C'mon guys, is it too much to ask you keep at least a 2 second distance with the car in front and pay attention?

In 'Merica traffic laws (and common sense) seem to be merely a suggestion.

When I was a kid I drove a laundry truck for my uncle's company one summer in, around, and out of Boston twice a day, doing drop-offs and pick-ups. My takeaway: Driving was a combat sport, Mad Max style. I was one of the good guys; used my turn signal, obeyed stop signs and red lights, etc. I was in the extreme minority.

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Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #71 on: March 17, 2022, 02:39:40 PM »
That's awful. I have a feeling the guy that started the whole thing was doing a brake check, too, based on this part of the story:
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It’s believed the mass car smash was caused by a driver who suddenly hit the brakes, leading to a chain reaction of crashes.

I see a lot of 'brake check' videos on YouTube. How is it a thing? Like even to huge trucks behind them.... The risk to your own life for what?




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Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #72 on: March 17, 2022, 03:01:12 PM »
C'mon guys, is it too much to ask you keep at least a 2 second distance with the car in front and pay attention?

In 'Merica traffic laws (and common sense) seem to be merely a suggestion.

When I was a kid I drove a laundry truck for my uncle's company one summer in, around, and out of Boston twice a day, doing drop-offs and pick-ups. My takeaway: Driving was a combat sport, Mad Max style. I was one of the good guys; used my turn signal, obeyed stop signs and red lights, etc. I was in the extreme minority.

My experience is that it varies greatly from state to state.

Utah drivers are usually polite.  California drivers are very aggressive.  Nevada drivers are aggressive and dumb.  Then there's all the places on the East coast which weren't even built for cars.
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Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #73 on: March 17, 2022, 04:07:37 PM »
Florida is filled with elderly retirees who drive 5 mph below the speed limit, and maniacs speeding everywhere. IT'S A DEATH TRAP.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #74 on: March 17, 2022, 11:47:52 PM »
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Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #75 on: March 18, 2022, 12:03:31 AM »
Are you mocking America?!

More God damn exclamation points. Please.
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Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #76 on: March 18, 2022, 10:37:32 PM »

 Nevada drivers are aggressive and dumb.
   

I lived in Las Vegas for a while. 
There were PSA's on TV begging drivers to stop at red lights. 

When your light turns green you just sit and wait
until all cross traffic lanes are blocked by stopped cars.



Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #77 on: March 19, 2022, 02:57:46 AM »
And we wonder why americans had so much probelm with covid....

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Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #78 on: March 19, 2022, 01:13:51 PM »
And we wonder why americans had so much probelm with covid....
   


.... racism

Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #79 on: March 19, 2022, 04:04:37 PM »
Culturalism.

Heritagism?



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Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #80 on: March 19, 2022, 05:47:06 PM »
"Anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac" - George Carlin

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Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #81 on: March 19, 2022, 07:08:39 PM »
"Anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac" - George Carlin

Cyclist in DC trolling the truckers is pretty funny, when you consider that the cyclist is actually helping the supposed aim of the protest to block traffic.

https://twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/status/1505326645451935747

I guess it's just another weird "Only in America" thing.


Stop gilding the pickle, you demisexual aromantic homoflexible snowflake.

Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #82 on: March 19, 2022, 07:20:09 PM »
Holy crap you see some youtubes of mptorists purposefully ttying to hut kill bikers.

I had my teailer ine time with kid in back on res street.
Res street in suburbs.
40km.
School zones.
And this lady hoooonked me (not the polite short beep tyoe) and sped passed me in other lane and glared hard at me.

I was all wtf lady.
There re kids playing skipping scootering walking balling skating skatebaording electric unicycling on the street.

And its not like she suffered behind me for very long.
She came out from one street and zig-zagged to another - where i and my trailered child were in the "-" inbetween.
Go canada.
Guess she was old and isnt long for this earth much longer.
Aint nobody got time for dat.

Some people...

Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #83 on: March 19, 2022, 07:21:00 PM »
"Anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac" - George Carlin


So much wisdom.

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Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #84 on: March 20, 2022, 12:19:19 AM »
"Anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac" - George Carlin

He was AWESOME.   ;D
Can you imagine bring a comedian?   
No band, no support, no backup. 

Just You.  Standing there.  Making funny show.   


But, even when they don't laugh, at least you're not a girl.







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Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #85 on: March 30, 2022, 07:17:25 AM »


God damn America

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« Reply #86 on: March 30, 2022, 08:20:01 AM »
"Anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac" - George Carlin

He was AWESOME.   ;D
Can you imagine bring a comedian?   
No band, no support, no backup. 

Just You.  Standing there.  Making funny show.   


But, even when they don't laugh, at least you're not a girl.







 ;)

this guy says carlin was very interested in his book to use for his standup material.




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Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #87 on: March 30, 2022, 09:14:39 AM »


God damn America

This is a good thing!
It implies Jesus is not a republican.  (Hence ya gotta add Republican Jesus)
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Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #88 on: March 30, 2022, 02:21:22 PM »
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Americans being Americans
« Reply #89 on: March 30, 2022, 03:05:03 PM »