Americans being Americans

That has got to be the easiest insurance scam ever.
Don't have to pay anyone, don't need an office, can travel worldwide "Sure we have a pilot who can fly anywhere."

Tho it should be noted: All dogs go to heaven.  Cats, not so much.  So dog owners will be reunited.

And England https://aftertherapturepetcare.com/

Brilliant!

Fired!

That has got to be the easiest insurance scam ever.
Don't have to pay anyone, don't need an office, can travel worldwide "Sure we have a pilot who can fly anywhere."

Tho it should be noted: All dogs go to heaven.  Cats, not so much.  So dog owners will be reunited.

Haha

That has got to be the easiest insurance scam ever.
Don't have to pay anyone, don't need an office, can travel worldwide "Sure we have a pilot who can fly anywhere."

Tho it should be noted: All dogs go to heaven.  Cats, not so much.  So dog owners will be reunited.

Even if the Rapture happens, none of the people who signed up will be around to sue you! 

Win-win.

can't find a youtube of the end speech
he's really good at end speeches


The motive in the murder of a retired insurance salesman appears to be related to a series of policies he sold to Jews in Poland during the Holocaust.


https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0629183/

https://lawandorder.fandom.com/wiki/Blood_Money




Pietro Grimaldi, an elderly retired insurance salesman, is found dead and stabbed in a taxi cab after he arrives at his final destination. The driver only noticed that Grimaldi was helped into the cab when he was picked up near a bank. When the medical examiner investigates, she finds that before Grimaldi was stabbed, he was also shot.

The detectives learn more about Grimaldi, and find out that he sold life insurance to European Jews during World War II. After the war, he refused to honor the policies of holocaust victims, claiming that there was no documentation for the claims. He then emigrated from Italy to the United States, where he worked for the American parent company (All-Atlantic Insurance) of his Italian firm.

What sort of fucked up monster would blow up the Georgia Monument and why?

Here was a possible gift to future generations that just might have convinced them, that although being in a nuclear wasteland littered with the skeletons of monster trucks and polystyrene burger clams, that it had, at one time a few interesting and possible intelligent inhabitants, but no.
Some tinfoil hat wearing, god-bothering, barely educated conspiracy nut has gone done blowed it all to hell.

The comparisons between sections of the US and the Taliban are sounding less contrived by the day.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-62074013

American preacher being told to shut the fuck up. From 2019 but so good

Take that! Stupid yank!

How we got there https://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/970974?src=mkm_ret_220717_mscpmrk_reform_media_delivery&uac=231949HK&impID=4426883#vp_1

https://nypost.com/2022/08/03/florida-pair-arrested-for-filming-sexual-acts-with-their-dog/

A Florida woman was arrested Tuesday for allegedly committing sexual acts with her dog while her ex-boyfriend, who was also arrested, recorded on video, police said.

Christina Calello, 36, “willingly engaged in sexual activity with the dog on multiple occasions” over the course of roughly eight years, according to the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Department.

Her ex-lover, 39-year-old Geoffrey Springer, of Largo, allegedly recorded the encounters and put them on a hard drive.

The dog, which had no visible injuries, was taken to an animal hospital by deputies for a routine examination.

The nature of the sexual acts was not disclosed by police.

The pair were taken to the Pinellas County Jail and charged with sexual activity involving animals.

Calello, a New Jersey native living in Safety Harbor, posted a $5,000 bond and was released, county jail records show. Calello was also arrested and charged with domestic battery in May.

Springer was also released on his own recognizance.

That poor dog Which one you ask? The quadruped

dogs hump legs all the time.
dogs have no shame.



or was SHE humping the dog?

dogs hump legs all the time.
dogs have no shame.



or was SHE humping the dog?

Probably 'presented' herself to the dog and the dog saw a hole it could fuck. Or maybe she blew the dog. Imagine the boyfriend kissing that mouth later 

well that's what you get when you let libs run amuck.

doods marrying doods
then they're marrying goats.

it was predicted.

NUCLEAR FAMILY
REPENT THE ENDS IS NIGH

Bragging about murdering a Siberian Husky puppy.... Americans have no sense of shame

Bragging about murdering a Siberian Husky puppy....

It says it's a wolf pup.

Americans have no sense of shame

Yeah, because that is the only place some people celebrate hunting and killing animals.

That sort of shit doesn't happen in Australia does it?  Right?  Right?

https://globalnews.ca/news/3971766/husky-shot-by-hunter-while-walking-with-its-owner-in-western-alberta/

https://globalnews.ca/news/3757033/therapy-dog-accidentally-killed-by-hunter-in-squamish/

https://globalnews.ca/news/3776691/hunter-kills-family-dog-coyote-crossbow/

https://reason.com/2020/11/16/arkansas-cop-shoots-family-dog-after-going-to-wrong-address/

https://reason.com/2019/01/05/video-arkansas-cop-casually-shoots-a-9-p/





https://rec.backcountry.narkive.com/rtv1OcsP/arizona-hiker-kills-another-hiker-after-dog-confrontation

aaand this one's interesting.

ooof course it's either airozna, texas or florida...


Fish, who was carrying a 10mm semiautomatic pistol in a holster, felt
threatened, Feagan said, and fired a warning shot into the ground near the
dogs and then three shots at Kuenzli, all of which hit him in the chest.


Fish looked up and saw Kuenzli running down the hill, fists clenched, and
yelling at him. He warned him to stop. Kuenzli charged forward. Fish shot
him three times.



McCauley said  "[...] I just think [Fish] overreacted."



deemed self defense...
ya
and kuenzli was defending himself against a maniac shooting at him and his dogs.
back to the rittenhouse and how sovereign citizens running around making judgement...is kind of a bad way to do things.

Quote from: Masalang the Torpedo on September 27, 2022, 02:06:33 PM

Bragging about murdering a Siberian Husky puppy....

It says it's a wolf pup.

Quote

Americans have no sense of shame

Yeah, because that is the only place some people celebrate hunting and killing animals.

That sort of shit doesn't happen in Australia does it?  Right?  Right?

Does that look like a wolf to you? Dumbarse

And are Australians synonymous for hunting animals for trophies? Might be harder since most of our wildlife are protected and we don't have guns as God given rights (thankfully)

Bragging about murdering a Siberian Husky puppy.... Americans have no sense of shame

Know what's weird?
It looks like the pics are all one day.

Sooo... Where's the rest of it?  Because it looks like she skinned it the same day then put the skin on her truck bed.

I'm no expert on hunting but is that normal for hunting?

i saw a guy skin a squirrel on the YT
it's pretty quick




i don't get trophy hunting
makes no sense
you shot an animal with a long range weapon...
not that big a deal except a little sad for the animal.
if you said you took it out with a spear or a knife i'd give you some knods of achievement.

Might be harder since most of our wildlife are protected and we don't have guns as God given rights (thankfully)

Right.  So this isn't Australia?



from looking at the wiki

You can hunt all sorts of stuff in many places, including feral dogs and cats....

From the wiki

Laws related to hunting vary between each state or territory.[9] Except where otherwise stated, most states and territories allow the hunting of pest species – feral dogs, feral goats, feral pigs, foxes, hares, and rabbits – at any time of year with the landowner's permission. Every state and territory requires those carrying firearms to be licensed to do so.

Australians aren't synonymous with going out murdering exotic and endangered animals. That's more of a yank recreational past time

Our recreational hunters go after ferals and pests. Unless some people have the head of some rabbit in their 'man cave' it isn't much for the 'trophy'

You have pros from the government that do go on a kangaroo cull when there numbers get too high as well

You probably have some Aussie bastards go out on an African safari and hunt for all I know. But it's not something we are famous for. Our claim to fame was the likes of Steve Irwin - who was more a crusader for the protection of wildlife than its death

But be a contrarian for contrarian sake. I know you have a weird hang up about Aussies you can't let go. Did some Aussie guy break your heart? Or force his hairy nutsack down your throat?

It’s clearly a fucking dog John, so back off from the Aussies and drop it, I know it’s your house and they never wipe their feet or say thank you, but that’s partially my fault for being English, I will take responsibility for any damage caused or the lack of manners.   

Dear Jura, JimmyTheLobster isn't John Davis... unless John has been a crab all these years.

Bragging about murdering a Siberian Husky puppy.... Americans have no sense of shame

They do realize that killing Wolves (which are rare in Europe and North America now because of reckless killing) harms the delicate food chain? I mean seriously. There was a case where hunters killed a bunch of Puma's and then the deer population grew too big. Then there was not enough plants for the deers to eat and a bunch of them died.
See what happened to the foodchain? Those Americans fucked it up.
Wolves may be predators but Humans are bigger predators than any other animal on Earth.
Like, dozens of species have gone extinct because of humans. Like the Great Auk and Dodo bird.
If you can take pride in killing an animal with no shame AND respect for them, you deserve no better treatment than that animal.
Also, she reinforced the fact Americans are dumb motherfuckers who don't know that Canada is a country.

THANK YOU AMERICA

It’s clearly a fucking dog John

I'm not sure it is capable of sex now.

Dear Jura, JimmyTheLobster isn't John Davis... unless John has been a crab all these years.

you know I can be quite dumb sometimes.

Quote from: Space Cowgirl on September 28, 2022, 09:28:28 AM

Dear Jura, JimmyTheLobster isn't John Davis... unless John has been a crab all these years.

You know I can be quite dumb sometimes.

Not as dumb as Americans who think Africa is a country.
CHECKMATE.

Quote from: Space Cowgirl on September 28, 2022, 09:28:28 AM

Dear Jura, JimmyTheLobster isn't John Davis... unless John has been a crab all these years.

you know I can be quite dumb sometimes.

I forgive you.

But does Jura forgive themselves?

I do, being British we have a long history of doing questionable things, burying them in shallow graves, somebody finding the corpse with a full set of fingerprints, a return bus ticket to the UK and a polaroid selfie, we first deny, then give “Yeah but!” answers, finally a full apology and a free ticket for the proms or something with a cup of tea thrown in, blame it on the times we were in job done.

So, this I will chalk up to, age, whisky, bad eye sight and age.