A uniform plane has a stable, uniform gravity because the force of gravity in all directions is exactly equal. Even the slightest difference will destroy that stability.
That would be like saying that a uniform sphere has a stable, uniform gravity because the force of gravity in all directions is exactly equal, and the surface is at the same gravitational potential. Even the slightest difference will destroy that stability.
Adding mass to a part of the sphere, for instance, would give that area a slightly stronger gravitational pull, and increase the pressure below. This would cause the mass to fall into the sphere, and push the rest of the sphere outwards.
Unfortunately, this only works when the material has no compressive strength, and is why it doesn't happen for all objects and is why Earth can still have mountains.
Any irregularity is not enough.
You need a large enough irregularity that it will exceed the yield strength of the material the object is made from, to allow it to deform.
This is why objects need to be large enough before gravity will force them into a roughly spherical shape, and why even then, they are still not perfect spheres.
Thanks for the 'splainer from Hi and JB. That all makes sense even though it's extremely dark and would mean the end of everything as we know it.
I wonder what sort of timeframe we're looking at? As in, how long would it take for a build up of mass irregularities on an infinite flat plane before collapsing into a black hole or spitting off mini-spheres? Do we have any theoretical data/notions on black hole ages and how long before they became black holes?
It would take an infinite time for the infinite mass on the infinite plane to collapse into an infinite black hole, with how big of an infinity depending on the size of the irregularity.
As for known black holes, some formed quite early on in the universe (some suggest less than a second after the big bang), when it was much denser. These are known as primordial black holes.
But other black holes show a significant limitation, before forming the black holes, you will get it dense enough to start nuclear fusion which will add additional pressure to hold it apart, making it take a bit longer.
So maybe infinity plus 1 time units?