Ancient internet?

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NotSoSkeptical

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Re: Ancient internet?
« Reply #30 on: August 03, 2021, 07:15:58 PM »
What I really want to know is how efficiently could porn be streamed on this Ancient internet?
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Re: Ancient internet?
« Reply #31 on: August 03, 2021, 07:38:39 PM »
What I really want to know is how efficiently could porn be streamed on this Ancient internet?

Ditto. The ancient internet would have probably more porn-y than now - They were a saucy lot back then.
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Re: Ancient internet?
« Reply #32 on: August 03, 2021, 07:48:19 PM »
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Re: Ancient internet?
« Reply #33 on: August 04, 2021, 02:40:49 AM »
What I really want to know is how efficiently could porn be streamed on this Ancient internet?
Not very. You'd basically have to get your vases lined up

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Re: Ancient internet?
« Reply #34 on: August 04, 2021, 04:08:26 AM »


This is clearly the earliest form of the interwebs I could find, although I keep trying to extract the data and failing.

I'm sure if I use the right switches on tar I will be able to decode this ancient message.

What wonders might we uncover?  I think NASA is beaming anti-internet rays at my computer to stop my decoding, does anyone know if there is a kernel patch to stop them?

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Re: Ancient internet?
« Reply #35 on: August 04, 2021, 04:55:44 AM »
The contestants of the Olympics used to be naked. Live porn show. But they probably only allowed male athletes back then so would not have been worth my time

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