Coulde Be Worse . . .

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Bullwinkle

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Coulde Be Worse . . .
« on: June 13, 2021, 10:56:43 PM »
My left shoulder feels like it's on fire. 
My left hip hurts from my spine around to my thigh. 
The middle toe on my right foot is swollen and stings when flexed. 
My left knee feels like usual.  >:(

How you all doing?  I know something hurts.   ;)

Re: Coulde Be Worse . . .
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2021, 12:57:30 AM »
At my age, if I wake up one morning and nothing hurts, I will think that I'm dead.
Self inflicted sunburn on my shoulders is taking pride of place today though.
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Re: Coulde Be Worse . . .
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2021, 01:05:07 AM »
My left shoulder feels like it's on fire. 
My left hip hurts from my spine around to my thigh. 
The middle toe on my right foot is swollen and stings when flexed. 
My left knee feels like usual.  >:(

How you all doing?  I know something hurts.   ;)

2 subluxed hips. One gave me trouble since early 20s, the other now recently. The joys of being an identical twin apparantly (increased chance for developmental displasia of the hip). So on bad days I have arthritis pain

Nearly 40 but still can't find a grey hair though. So that's ok. I don't look like an old man with arthritis.

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Re: Coulde Be Worse . . .
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2021, 01:13:10 AM »
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Re: Coulde Be Worse . . .
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2021, 06:08:47 AM »
Sick and needing surgery. Actually seeing a surgeon this morning.

Wish me luck.

Nearly 40 but still can't find a grey hair though. So that's ok. I don't look like an old man with arthritis.

I found my first grey/white hair at 22.   >:(
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Re: Coulde Be Worse . . .
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2021, 06:49:05 AM »
My left thumb is either fractured or there's some deep tendon damage from installing a new heat pump in my house.

I have a few grey chest hairs.  I really don't mind going grey.  I think grey hair is cool.

Out of a theoretical maximum of 229 hp as a level 45 wizard I think I'm down 3 hp.
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Re: Coulde Be Worse . . .
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2021, 07:44:20 AM »

Hit points, Id say Im down 50. Mainly due to self-infliction and rough use.

As for hair I am rocking a full-on silver-fox, no qualms, for those that dont go graceful, old age drags screaming.
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Re: Coulde Be Worse . . .
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2021, 09:14:08 AM »
I picked a bushel of peas this morning and now I need the rest of the day off.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Coulde Be Worse . . .
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2021, 09:15:00 AM »
I did a slav squat for 2 hours and my legs hurt a bit.

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Re: Coulde Be Worse . . .
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2021, 11:16:04 AM »
I've trying to get back into running over the last few months and it's not as easy as it used to be 10-15 years ago.
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Re: Coulde Be Worse . . .
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2021, 05:13:10 PM »
Usually if I go outside home, the body condition gets better.
A local celebrity told the audience about his experiment, that he felt better sleep if done in a car than at home.
Going outside, is actually an ancient solution for health, and it works.
Avicenna once suggested an ill king to stay at remote place for a while. It worked.

Going outside could mean taking a walk outside, riding a bicycle, camping, touring, go to remote place. The more distance from people the better. 

Last but not least: WATER is painkiller. For instance, wet condition feels good.
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Re: Coulde Be Worse . . .
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2021, 05:47:04 AM »
Surgery went well. I'm at home recuperating.
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Re: Coulde Be Worse . . .
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2021, 07:43:32 AM »
Glad it went well Jamie

My back is a bit achy. That is all.
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Re: Coulde Be Worse . . .
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2021, 12:58:41 PM »
Storm is rolling in so the pins and plates in my ankle are expressing their displeasure at the sudden pressure change.
Knees are hurting also, as per usual.
Starting to get arthritis in my fingers now that I am getting a bit long in the tooth. 
Woke up yesterday and somehow injured my back while sleeping, I think my house is haunted and the ghosts come out at night to beat me in my sleep, no other explanation for waking up injured when nothing happened the day prior lol.

Oh also, glad your surgery went well Jamie. 

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Re: Coulde Be Worse . . .
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2021, 04:28:23 PM »
It could always be worse. I could have ghosts beating me in my sleep.

Thanks for the well wishes!
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Re: Coulde Be Worse . . .
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2021, 08:54:38 PM »
Hope you're doing better, Jamie.
Ghosts?  That explains a lot.

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« Reply #16 on: June 21, 2021, 06:33:02 AM »
It could always be worse. I could have ghosts beating me in my sleep.
Are you sure it isn't aliens probing you?
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
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Re: Coulde Be Worse . . .
« Reply #17 on: June 21, 2021, 07:14:39 AM »
It could always be worse. I could have ghosts beating me in my sleep.
Are you sure it isn't aliens probing you?

Stop kink shaming the aliens!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

Re: Coulde Be Worse . . .
« Reply #18 on: June 21, 2021, 07:39:05 AM »
It could always be worse. I could have ghosts beating me in my sleep.
Are you sure it isn't aliens probing you?

Stop kink shaming the aliens!
Err, there are serious consent issues at the heart of alien probing.
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Re: Coulde Be Worse . . .
« Reply #19 on: June 21, 2021, 08:39:46 AM »
It could always be worse. I could have ghosts beating me in my sleep.
Are you sure it isn't aliens probing you?

Stop kink shaming the aliens!
Err, there are serious consent issues at the heart of alien probing.

That's their kink!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Coulde Be Worse . . .
« Reply #20 on: June 21, 2021, 09:24:06 AM »
It could always be worse. I could have ghosts beating me in my sleep.
Are you sure it isn't aliens probing you?

Stop kink shaming the aliens!
Err, there are serious consent issues at the heart of alien probing.

That's their kink!
You seem to know an awful lot about alien kinks.  :o
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
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Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
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Re: Coulde Be Worse . . .
« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2021, 05:27:04 PM »
It could always be worse. I could have ghosts beating me in my sleep.
Are you sure it isn't aliens probing you?

I can't be positive, no.
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Re: Coulde Be Worse . . .
« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2021, 11:38:25 AM »
Anyone want a truly sad story?  This week could be a country song for me. 
So, here goes.  Lost my Dad at the end of Feb this year, so Father's day sucked.  My son's relationship fell apart and he tried to commit suicide Tuesday, he moved back into my house now.  Wednesday, he and my wife were walking out the back gate to go shopping to cheer him up when my PTSD service dog bolted out ran across the road and got hit, 45 seconds that's the total time she was loose, vet had to euthanize her.  I was at work, didn't get to be there.  Then I left early Wed to come home and the cherry on top was my hot water heater decided to quit.  Now I'm waiting on a replacement water heater to get shipped out to me, so cold showers for us until next week, and for some reason I am now experiencing anxiety attacks.  What a lovely week.  I guess it could be worse, not convinced yet.

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Re: Coulde Be Worse . . .
« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2021, 12:21:34 PM »
That's a hell of a rough patch. Sorry to hear. And I'm glad your son has a safe place to turn to right now, which will undoubtedly makes a world of difference.

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« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2021, 12:37:33 PM »
After all of that I would be grateful for a failed water heater. At least it's a problem I can definitely solve.

Everything else sounds pretty rough. Especially about your son.
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« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2021, 12:47:09 PM »
I guess it could be worse, not convinced yet.
Never challenge worse. -- Bill Cosby
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
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Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
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Re: Coulde Be Worse . . .
« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2021, 01:23:23 PM »
Oh, wow. That's so terrible I don't even know what to say  :'(
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #27 on: June 25, 2021, 03:09:14 PM »
Oh, wow. That's so terrible I don't even know what to say  :'(

He could have found out he was related to D1.
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Re: Coulde Be Worse . . .
« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2021, 03:21:56 PM »
OMG, Mikey, I can't imagine.
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Re: Coulde Be Worse . . .
« Reply #29 on: June 26, 2021, 04:59:19 AM »
Oh fuck, I'm sorry, that's a lot going on :(
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