When you were in school what are some bad things you did?

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When you were in school what are some bad things you did?
« on: May 14, 2021, 12:21:36 PM »
I procrastinated,skipped class,not do homework and 10 more.

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Re: When you were in school what are some bad things you did?
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2021, 12:22:53 PM »
I will NOT be giving you ideas!

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Re: When you were in school what are some bad things you did?
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2021, 12:26:14 PM »
I will NOT be giving you ideas!
When I was younger I was the baddest student.

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Re: When you were in school what are some bad things you did?
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2021, 12:37:31 PM »
In primary school I teased a girl in a wheelchair about her disability

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Re: When you were in school what are some bad things you did?
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2021, 12:42:05 PM »
In primary school I teased a girl in a wheelchair about her disability
I almost killed me and the bois in highschool.

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Re: When you were in school what are some bad things you did?
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2021, 12:48:57 PM »
The primary school I was at was a catholic one. They had some incinerator thing and my friends and I went and smashed the brick walls surrounding it until there was nothing left

A church sermon later the priest was talking about vandals like the ones who 'smashed all the bricks around the incinerator' and it was just 'to show us they're there'. Felt pretty guilty after that lol

But honestly it was because it was fun! It was as simple as that!

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Re: When you were in school what are some bad things you did?
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2021, 12:53:02 PM »
The primary school I was at was a catholic one. They had some incinerator thing and my friends and I went and smashed the brick walls surrounding it until there was nothing left

A church sermon later the priest was talking about vandals like the ones who 'smashed all the bricks around the incinerator' and it was just 'to show us they're there'. Felt pretty guilty after that lol

But honestly it was because it was fun! It was as simple as that!
Me and the bois rickrolled everyone in class.
We also destroyed a kid sometime in November.

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Re: When you were in school what are some bad things you did?
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2021, 01:03:06 PM »
Well once in high school I dated this girl named heather. And she had some bitchy friends and there were these asshole jocks they hung out with. I was a lot darker as a teenager so I sort of tricked her into helping me murder a lot of these jocks and cheerleaders. I nearly blew up the school through a bomb in the boiler room but Heather turned on me and kind of wrecked my plans.
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Re: When you were in school what are some bad things you did?
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2021, 01:08:19 PM »
Well once in high school I dated this girl named heather. And she had some bitchy friends and there were these asshole jocks they hung out with. I was a lot darker as a teenager so I sort of tricked her into helping me murder a lot of these jocks and cheerleaders. I nearly blew up the school through a bomb in the boiler room but Heather turned on me and kind of wrecked my plans.
Impossible but I would have done the same.

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Re: When you were in school what are some bad things you did?
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2021, 01:23:59 PM »
Well once in high school I dated this girl named heather. And she had some bitchy friends and there were these asshole jocks they hung out with. I was a lot darker as a teenager so I sort of tricked her into helping me murder a lot of these jocks and cheerleaders. I nearly blew up the school through a bomb in the boiler room but Heather turned on me and kind of wrecked my plans.
Impossible but I would have done the same.

True story. There was a documentary made about it a while back.

Can't quite remember the name of it though...
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Re: When you were in school what are some bad things you did?
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2021, 01:26:37 PM »
Well once in high school I dated this girl named heather. And she had some bitchy friends and there were these asshole jocks they hung out with. I was a lot darker as a teenager so I sort of tricked her into helping me murder a lot of these jocks and cheerleaders. I nearly blew up the school through a bomb in the boiler room but Heather turned on me and kind of wrecked my plans.
Impossible but I would have done the same.

True story. There was a documentary made about it a while back.

Can't quite remember the name of it though...
Good job crouton!
I'm proud you did that.

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Re: When you were in school what are some bad things you did?
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2021, 01:27:31 PM »
Well once in high school I dated this girl named heather. And she had some bitchy friends and there were these asshole jocks they hung out with. I was a lot darker as a teenager so I sort of tricked her into helping me murder a lot of these jocks and cheerleaders. I nearly blew up the school through a bomb in the boiler room but Heather turned on me and kind of wrecked my plans.
Did she have another friend named Heather?

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Re: When you were in school what are some bad things you did?
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2021, 01:30:11 PM »
Well once in high school I dated this girl named heather. And she had some bitchy friends and there were these asshole jocks they hung out with. I was a lot darker as a teenager so I sort of tricked her into helping me murder a lot of these jocks and cheerleaders. I nearly blew up the school through a bomb in the boiler room but Heather turned on me and kind of wrecked my plans.
Did she have another friend named Heather?

She did as a matter of fact. 2 of them I think.
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Re: When you were in school what are some bad things you did?
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2021, 01:32:56 PM »
Well once in high school I dated this girl named heather. And she had some bitchy friends and there were these asshole jocks they hung out with. I was a lot darker as a teenager so I sort of tricked her into helping me murder a lot of these jocks and cheerleaders. I nearly blew up the school through a bomb in the boiler room but Heather turned on me and kind of wrecked my plans.
Did she have another friend named Heather?

She did as a matter of fact. 2 of them I think.
Imagine doing a threesome with them and saying " Heather meet Heather"

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Re: When you were in school what are some bad things you did?
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2021, 02:12:10 PM »
I burned my hand making a flame thrower out of a lighter and a can. I went to school next day and someone asked what happened and I jested that I had hand cancer and couldn't play guitar anymore and had to get surgery. She related this apparently to the teachers, and they had an announcement for everyone to pray for me and my "hand cancer."
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Re: When you were in school what are some bad things you did?
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2021, 03:02:22 PM »
If that happened today, someone probably would have started a gofundme to have your hand amputated.
I'm going to go out and shout at babies today. They're all little fascists.

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Re: When you were in school what are some bad things you did?
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2021, 03:07:51 PM »
If that happened today, someone probably would have started a gofundme to have your hand amputated.
Wrong if it happened in 1889 then say goodbye to your jerkin hand.

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Re: When you were in school what are some bad things you did?
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2021, 04:12:49 PM »
The primary school I was at was a catholic one. They had some incinerator thing and my friends and I went and smashed the brick walls surrounding it until there was nothing left

A church sermon later the priest was talking about vandals like the ones who 'smashed all the bricks around the incinerator' and it was just 'to show us they're there'. Felt pretty guilty after that lol

But honestly it was because it was fun! It was as simple as that!
Me and the bois rickrolled everyone in class.
We also destroyed a kid sometime in November.

Does your mom know your on a flat earth website.
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Re: When you were in school what are some bad things you did?
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2021, 04:30:21 PM »
The primary school I was at was a catholic one. They had some incinerator thing and my friends and I went and smashed the brick walls surrounding it until there was nothing left

A church sermon later the priest was talking about vandals like the ones who 'smashed all the bricks around the incinerator' and it was just 'to show us they're there'. Felt pretty guilty after that lol

But honestly it was because it was fun! It was as simple as that!
Me and the bois rickrolled everyone in class.
We also destroyed a kid sometime in November.

Does your mom know your on a flat earth website.
I don't care about my mom.
I have my own life.

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Re: When you were in school what are some bad things you did?
« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2021, 02:45:01 AM »
The primary school I was at was a catholic one. They had some incinerator thing and my friends and I went and smashed the brick walls surrounding it until there was nothing left

A church sermon later the priest was talking about vandals like the ones who 'smashed all the bricks around the incinerator' and it was just 'to show us they're there'. Felt pretty guilty after that lol

But honestly it was because it was fun! It was as simple as that!
Me and the bois rickrolled everyone in class.
We also destroyed a kid sometime in November.

Does your mom know your on a flat earth website.
I don't care about my mom.
I have my own life.

You sound miserable. After your mum spent all that time nurturing you inside of her, then the pain of giving birth to you, then raising such an ungrateful snot nose brat only interesting in sleeping, drinking and playing computer games just for you to 'not care about her'. That's the worst thing said on this thread by a parsec. What kind of man are you!? >:(

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What animal relates to your wife?

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Re: When you were in school what are some bad things you did?
« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2021, 08:12:18 AM »
The primary school I was at was a catholic one. They had some incinerator thing and my friends and I went and smashed the brick walls surrounding it until there was nothing left

A church sermon later the priest was talking about vandals like the ones who 'smashed all the bricks around the incinerator' and it was just 'to show us they're there'. Felt pretty guilty after that lol

But honestly it was because it was fun! It was as simple as that!
Me and the bois rickrolled everyone in class.
We also destroyed a kid sometime in November.

Does your mom know your on a flat earth website.
I don't care about my mom.
I have my own life.

You sound miserable. After your mum spent all that time nurturing you inside of her, then the pain of giving birth to you, then raising such an ungrateful snot nose brat only interesting in sleeping, drinking and playing computer games just for you to 'not care about her'. That's the worst thing said on this thread by a parsec. What kind of man are you!? >:(
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