Merry Christmas!

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Space Cowgirl

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Merry Christmas!
« on: December 23, 2020, 11:45:28 AM »
Hope you're all having a nice Christmas, even if you're not allowed to hug anyone or sing carols!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Merry Christmas!
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2020, 12:17:58 PM »
Hope you're all having a nice Christmas happy Holiday, even if you're not allowed to hug anyone or sing carols!

FFTY.  ;)
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Re: Merry Christmas!
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2020, 01:07:15 PM »
You can't ban Christmas, you monster  >:(
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Merry Christmas!
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2020, 01:39:07 PM »
And a very merry Christmas, to YOU!   Also, I plan to hug and make merry.
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Jura-Glenlivet II

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Re: Merry Christmas!
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2020, 02:06:35 PM »

Happy Christmas, Yule or festival of the turning sun, which ever floats your boat.

2/5ths of my family are stranded and away we will find a way to celibrate.
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Re: Merry Christmas!
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2020, 02:18:24 PM »
Merry Christmas to all of the Christmas people out there, and a very happy celebration of all other end-of-the-year festivities. EVEN FESTIVUS!

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Re: Merry Christmas!
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2020, 03:12:01 PM »
In the immortal words of my late, great brother: have a merry ho-ho and a happy hangover!  ;D
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Re: Merry Christmas!
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2020, 06:26:38 PM »
Happy Festivus for the rest of us!



I claim nobody has gone to Chile from Australia. So somebody is killing passangers.

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markjo

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Re: Merry Christmas!
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2020, 07:24:05 PM »
Merry Christmas at ground zero.
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Re: Merry Christmas!
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2020, 10:13:09 PM »


A happy Festivus and a merry assorted lesser holidays as well.
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Stash

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Re: Merry Christmas!
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2020, 10:40:02 PM »
Let's all air our grievances. I'm not sure how we do the "Feats of Strength" bit virtually, but I'm right now hoisting 12 ounces of Angry Orchard cider and willing to wrestle a poster or two into submission. If that counts.
I claim nobody has gone to Chile from Australia. So somebody is killing passangers.

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Space Cowgirl

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Re: Merry Christmas!
« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2020, 11:02:56 AM »
I've got all my day before Christmas cooking done. The dressing is built, the green goo is in the fridge, and the turkey is seasoned and ready to go in the oven.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Merry Christmas!
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2020, 11:42:14 AM »
Merry Christmas, hope Baby Santa Jesus Festive Goat Man brings you all nice things.
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Re: Merry Christmas!
« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2020, 06:30:44 PM »
Happy Holidays!
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Re: Merry Christmas!
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2020, 07:43:54 PM »
Merry Christmas!

Happy Festivus for the rest of us!



Happy belated Festivus!
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Wolvaccine

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Re: Merry Christmas!
« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2020, 08:44:38 PM »
Happy birthday Jesus!

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Re: Merry Christmas!
« Reply #16 on: December 25, 2020, 05:55:50 AM »
Merry Christmas!

Happy Holidays!

Seasons Greetings!

Hanukkah Sameach!

Happy Diwali!

Have a good Yule hunt!

And have a wonderful Saturnalia!

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Space Cowgirl

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Re: Merry Christmas!
« Reply #17 on: December 25, 2020, 09:52:37 AM »
I gotta wait two more hours for Christmas  >:(
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Wolvaccine

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Re: Merry Christmas!
« Reply #18 on: December 25, 2020, 02:33:59 PM »
I gotta wait two more hours for Christmas  >:(

My Christmas has already passed. I gotta wait another 364 days again :(

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what website did you use to buy your wife? Did you choose Chinese over Russian because she can't open her eyes to see you?

What animal relates to your wife?

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Space Cowgirl

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Re: Merry Christmas!
« Reply #19 on: December 25, 2020, 02:46:11 PM »
Me too! Thank goodness for stretchy pajama pants.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Merry Christmas!
« Reply #20 on: December 25, 2020, 07:30:07 PM »
Merry Christmas people!
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faded mike

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Re: Merry Christmas!
« Reply #21 on: December 25, 2020, 10:19:41 PM »
Hope you're all having a nice Christmas happy Holiday, even if you're not allowed to hug anyone or sing carols!

FFTY.  ;)
What does this mean?
"Using our vast surveillance system, we've uncovered revolutionary new information..."
           -them

theoretical formula for Earths curvature = 8 inches multiplied by (miles squared) = inches drop from straight forward

kids: say no to drugs

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Stash

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Re: Merry Christmas!
« Reply #22 on: December 25, 2020, 10:22:49 PM »
Hope you're all having a nice Christmas happy Holiday, even if you're not allowed to hug anyone or sing carols!

FFTY.  ;)
What does this mean?

Should be FTFY
I claim nobody has gone to Chile from Australia. So somebody is killing passangers.