URGENT!! Protect your router with a 5G faraday cage

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markjo

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URGENT!! Protect your router with a 5G faraday cage
« on: December 04, 2020, 08:14:20 PM »
5G Truthers Bought Faraday Cages to Protect Their Routers. They're Mad They Worked.

Let's say you hate 5G and genuinely believe it causes cancer or spreads COVID-19, despite there being no evidence to support those wild conspiracies. To shield 5G's myriad evils, then, you put your WiFi router in a metallic box that "blocks about 90 percent" of the signal. There! Now you're instantly protected from those treacherous waves of radiation!
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Bullwinkle

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Re: URGENT!! Protect your router with a 5G faraday cage
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2020, 06:15:09 AM »
Thank you for bringing this to our attention.

Re: URGENT!! Protect your router with a 5G faraday cage
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2020, 12:45:18 AM »
Reminds me of the whole audio woo thing:

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Explanations for why manufacturers, audiophiles and the "tweakers" perpetuate the myths of the subjective audio crowd are varied but one simple explanation is cognitive dissonance: having just spent thousands of dollars on something that does very little or nothing, it is easier to adjust one's thinking to "Wow! spending hundreds of dollars on little ceramic insulators that keep my speaker wires off the floor has opened up the sound stage and improved the distinction between the violin parts!", than it is to admit the fundamental realities that say "I can't believe how dumb I have been" and "my wife will kill me!". The brilliant thing about this is that it works in proportionality to how dumb the purchase was (and how expensive it was) so the more ridiculous the tweak, the more believing the purchaser will be.

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Audio_woo


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Shifter

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Re: URGENT!! Protect your router with a 5G faraday cage
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2020, 12:55:48 AM »
You should also think about covering your bed in a Faraday cage. You spend about 1/3rd of your life there



As a side benefit, it also shields a little from harmful moon rays  8)


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Re: URGENT!! Protect your router with a 5G faraday cage
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2020, 01:05:30 AM »
You should also think about covering your bed in a Faraday cage. You spend about 1/3rd of your life there



As a side benefit, it also shields a little from harmful moon rays  8)
And spiders and flies....etc.

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faded mike

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Re: URGENT!! Protect your router with a 5G faraday cage
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2020, 10:33:25 PM »
I got some 1/4 inch galvanized mesh screen - will that work? Do i have to ground it or something?
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Bullwinkle

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Re: URGENT!! Protect your router with a 5G faraday cage
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2020, 07:09:06 AM »
How many faradays can be kept in an average sized cage?

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faded mike

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Re: URGENT!! Protect your router with a 5G faraday cage
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2020, 10:26:18 PM »
Just one smaller one, according to official sources.
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