Well I saw a trailer for this and promised myself that under no circumstances would I ever ever watch this, and seeing as I am in a bad and confrontational mood today and this is the internet, that makes me right, and no matter what you say or whatever arguments you put forward, or however many fake friends you drum up to counter this doggerel, I don’t care.
And for context I hated Karate kid, and ET and Michael Jackson, but I was sad for Bambi, they never even ate her FFS.