Handycap Parking . . .

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Bullwinkle

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Handycap Parking . . .
« on: November 16, 2020, 04:05:01 PM »
Bitch in front of me stuffs her car in the blue spot. No handicap license plate, no rear view mirror placard. 

Kwnt.

I parked behind her SUV while she got out of her car and skipped into the store.
I finish shopping and come out to find her spinning tight circles and spewing vulgarities.

I told her she could call the police and receive a $275 fine or give me $60.

She pouted a few minutes and then paid me.   ;D

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Re: Handycap Parking . . .
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2020, 04:32:40 PM »
Bitch in front of me stuffs her car in the blue spot. No handicap license plate, no rear view mirror placard. 

Kwnt.

I parked behind her SUV while she got out of her car and skipped into the store.
I finish shopping and come out to find her spinning tight circles and spewing vulgarities.

I told her she could call the police and receive a $275 fine or give me $60.

She pouted a few minutes and then paid me.   ;D


Haha nice work! Dumb bitch got what she deserved! :D
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Re: Handycap Parking . . .
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2020, 04:41:41 PM »
I dig it, but what you did is probably illegal.  ;)
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Re: Handycap Parking . . .
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2020, 04:48:00 PM »
I dig it, but what you did is probably illegal.  ;)

Settled out of court.   8)

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Re: Handycap Parking . . .
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2020, 05:32:45 AM »
Extortionist. Good job!!
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Re: Handycap Parking . . .
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2020, 09:38:27 AM »
Bitch in front of me stuffs her car in the blue spot. No handicap license plate, no rear view mirror placard. 

Kwnt.

I parked behind her SUV while she got out of her car and skipped into the store.
I finish shopping and come out to find her spinning tight circles and spewing vulgarities.

I told her she could call the police and receive a $275 fine or give me $60.

She pouted a few minutes and then paid me.   ;D

Why $60? I would have gone with the request of a Franklin.

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Re: Handycap Parking . . .
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2020, 11:35:33 AM »
And who the hell is carrying $60 in cash in 2020?  I would have had to ask for bitcoin address or something.
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Re: Handycap Parking . . .
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2020, 11:55:59 AM »
And who the hell is carrying $60 in cash in 2020?  I would have had to ask for bitcoin address or something.

No one is carrying cash, so my thought is that he went with $60 as he forced her to the ATM and she extracted the amount in standard $20 increments.

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Bullwinkle

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Re: Handycap Parking . . .
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2020, 02:26:50 PM »
And who the hell is carrying $60 in cash in 2020?  I would have had to ask for bitcoin address or something.

No one is carrying cash, so my thought is that he went with $60 as he forced her to the ATM and she extracted the amount in standard $20 increments.


yep   ;D


She offered $10,
 I told her she was not in a position to negotiate.

Re: Handycap Parking . . .
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2020, 10:20:24 PM »
And who the hell is carrying $60 in cash in 2020?  I would have had to ask for bitcoin address or something.

No one is carrying cash, so my thought is that he went with $60 as he forced her to the ATM and she extracted the amount in standard $20 increments.


yep   ;D


She offered $10,
 I told her she was not in a position to negotiate.

So, did it feel good to bully a woman, bullwinkle?

Would you have tried your bully tactic if the driver was a 6 foot five male wrestler who would have punched your head in?

What if she was handicapped, or had an emergency reason for parking there, or the handicapped parking sign was obscured? Did you check with her?

Her $275 parking fine, is nothing compared to the three illegal things you did. You illegally parked behind her in a carpark, you unlawfully detained her against her will, and then committed the offence of extortion.

You could go to jail for that shit, bullwinkle.

I'm sure it's all on cctv. Let's hope she wasn't recording you, and doesn't report you, ey?

I would pay money to see the next person you try and pull this stunt on, repeatedly reverse into your car until they can drive free, and the side of your car is a crumpled mess good for towing. Then, for that person to report you to police that they only did what they did out of fear you were going to try and kidnap them.

« Last Edit: November 18, 2020, 04:53:41 AM by Smoke Machine »

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Re: Handycap Parking . . .
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2020, 03:24:58 AM »
Bitch in front of me stuffs her car in the blue spot. No handicap license plate, no rear view mirror placard. 

Kwnt.

I parked behind her SUV while she got out of her car and skipped into the store.
I finish shopping and come out to find her spinning tight circles and spewing vulgarities.

I told her she could call the police and receive a $275 fine or give me $60.

She pouted a few minutes and then paid me.   ;D

Did the 4" nails she propped under your car wheels puncture all four of them?
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Re: Handycap Parking . . .
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2020, 04:54:51 AM »
Headline: Women commits minor civil offense.  Bullwinkle commits several civil offenses and a felony.

Not that I believe it actually happened.
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Re: Handycap Parking . . .
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2020, 06:37:40 AM »
Headline: Women commits minor civil offense.  Bullwinkle commits several civil offenses and a felony.

Not that I believe it actually happened.

It was obviously a joke. I mean what handicap person spells handicap wrong?
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Re: Handycap Parking . . .
« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2020, 06:58:03 AM »
It was obviously a joke. I mean what handicap person spells handicap wrong?
One who has a sense of humor about it?
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Re: Handycap Parking . . .
« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2020, 08:55:26 PM »

So, did it feel good to bully a woman, bullwinkle?


I just called her a kwnt and walked along.    ;D


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Re: Handycap Parking . . .
« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2020, 09:10:30 PM »
Bull needs therapy for his drinking issues. He's confabulating a lot recently.
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Re: Handycap Parking . . .
« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2020, 11:18:15 AM »

So, did it feel good to bully a woman, bullwinkle?


I just called her a kwnt and walked along.    ;D
So you didn't take your car?
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Re: Handycap Parking . . .
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2020, 11:20:02 AM »
I assume he just left his car there to teach her a lesson.
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« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2020, 01:07:07 PM »
I'm not sure what lesson it is, but I bet she learned it real gud.
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Re: Handycap Parking . . .
« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2020, 05:38:09 PM »
Nasty.
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Re: Handycap Parking . . .
« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2020, 06:59:55 PM »

So, did it feel good to bully a woman, bullwinkle?


I just called her a kwnt and walked along.    ;D

It wouldn't surprise me if you made up your first post from your bucket list, bullwinkle, but you seemed pretty pleased with yourself.  ???

So, I'll sit on the fence with this one.

I had to intervene the other afternoon in a lollipop guy at my daughter's school, confronting an agro motorist who refused to stop at his stop sign. Almost hitting him with little kids waiting to cross. He stopped when he saw me walk towards him, though.

He'll be sorted out when I'm back at work.

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Re: Handycap Parking . . .
« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2020, 07:24:13 PM »
I'm not sure what lesson it is, but I bet she learned it real gud.
Don't piss off someone who is a bigger asshole than you are?
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Re: Handycap Parking . . .
« Reply #22 on: November 19, 2020, 10:44:32 PM »
Headline: Women commits minor civil offense.  Bullwinkle commits several civil offenses and a felony.

Not that I believe it actually happened.

It was obviously a joke. I mean what handicapped person spells handicap wrong?
Tidied that up for you.

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Re: Handycap Parking . . .
« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2020, 11:16:53 PM »
Good god.  Here we go.  No shaking down people in the parking lot for cash.  No extortion.  And if smoke machine had his way then no gassing our families with smoke machines.

Welcome to Joe Biden's America.
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« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2020, 11:34:11 PM »
Welcome to Joe Biden's America.

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Re: Handycap Parking . . .
« Reply #25 on: November 20, 2020, 12:25:48 AM »
I think BullWinkles settling out of court was a good idea. Lets face it, he saved that selfish bitch a shitload of money. BullWinkle was well within his rights to have the police come and write that ho a ticket costing her more than 4x as much as well as tying up the boys in blues resources. God knows they'll need more of the citizens help to resolve their own disputes when they get 'DEFUNDED' LOL! It was a win win all round

Good job BullWinkle  8)

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Re: Handycap Parking . . .
« Reply #26 on: November 20, 2020, 01:00:08 AM »
I think BullWinkles settling out of court was a good idea. Lets face it, he saved that selfish bitch a shitload of money. BullWinkle was well within his rights to have the police come and write that ho a ticket costing her more than 4x as much as well as tying up the boys in blues resources. God knows they'll need more of the citizens help to resolve their own disputes when they get 'DEFUNDED' LOL! It was a win win all round

Good job BullWinkle  8)



Agreed, I am not sure what parts of this story is true or not... Though I hope he got something from the lady, we all drive past the easy handicap spots and choose to walk because we can at this point of our life. For those jackasses that choose me over someone else gets what they deserve....anyone seen the seinfeld episode on this subject?
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Re: Handycap Parking . . .
« Reply #27 on: November 20, 2020, 04:20:09 AM »
Well, at least now we know how bullywrinkles is handicapped.


Though I am unsure if driving in his condition should be legal?
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Re: Handycap Parking . . .
« Reply #28 on: November 20, 2020, 06:30:30 AM »
Headline: Women commits minor civil offense.  Bullwinkle commits several civil offenses and a felony.

Not that I believe it actually happened.

It was obviously a joke. I mean what handicapped person spells handicap wrong?
Tidied that up for you.

Can you translate it to Korean?
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Re: Handycap Parking . . .
« Reply #29 on: November 20, 2020, 07:21:11 AM »
Well, at least now we know how bullywrinkles is handicapped.


Though I am unsure if driving in his condition should be legal?
Are you saying that it shouldn't be legal for Bullwinkle's seeing eye dog to drive him around?
« Last Edit: November 20, 2020, 07:49:19 AM by markjo »
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