The face palm America thread

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Re: The face palm America thread
« Reply #30 on: September 08, 2020, 04:23:00 PM »
Here is a picture I think sums up why America is not only morbidly obese, but conditioned to think it's actually normal and not at all a big deal



On second thought, not only do they think these burgers are a big deal, they think they are a great deal!!


Shifter that dude in the bottom pic is not even American. You sound ridiculous with all the ways you down America. The only thing you know about it is what you see on tv or the net. That doesn't make you an expert on America as you seem to think you are.

How do you know he's not American?

The point of the photo was not about the guy eating it as much that a shitty unhealthy greasy meal not even a dog would want to eat is synonymous with America

Like, no one would look at that photo and think 'Australia'. Or any other country in the world other than America

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Re: The face palm America thread
« Reply #31 on: September 08, 2020, 05:07:41 PM »
Facepalm Australia  :o

An Australian resident is busted for using a social media platform to claiming he does not use social media but internet sleuths discovered he had indeed posted a picture of a bathtub and joined an obscure group going by the name 'Brotherhood of the Dome' in an equally obscure forum called 'The Flat Earth Society'.
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« Reply #32 on: September 09, 2020, 03:30:55 AM »
How do you know he's not American?
He is American and a journalist for Business Insider.

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Like, no one would look at that photo and think 'Australia'. Or any other country in the world other than America
You are catching up fast

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In 2017-18, the Australian Bureau of Statistics’ National Health Survey showed that two thirds (67.0%) of Australian adults were overweight or obese (12.5 million people), an increase from 63.4% in 2014-15. The National Health Survey also indicated that almost one quarter (24.9%) of children aged 5-17 years were overweight or obese in 2017-18 (17% overweight and 8.1% obese).
Go go go!

Let's face it though, obesity has nothing to do with gimmick restaurants  - it's about how lifestyles and diets have changed over time - something that's difficult to unpick and solve.
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Re: The face palm America thread
« Reply #33 on: September 09, 2020, 04:06:58 AM »
How do you know he's not American?
He is American and a journalist for Business Insider.

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Like, no one would look at that photo and think 'Australia'. Or any other country in the world other than America
You are catching up fast

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In 2017-18, the Australian Bureau of Statistics’ National Health Survey showed that two thirds (67.0%) of Australian adults were overweight or obese (12.5 million people), an increase from 63.4% in 2014-15. The National Health Survey also indicated that almost one quarter (24.9%) of children aged 5-17 years were overweight or obese in 2017-18 (17% overweight and 8.1% obese).
Go go go!

Let's face it though, obesity has nothing to do with gimmick restaurants  - it's about how lifestyles and diets have changed over time - something that's difficult to unpick and solve.

No argument about us catching up. America is spreading is brand of sickness and poor health all over the world  :-[

Nah, but in reality, it's about individual choices. You can choose to make your own sandwich with healthy ingredients and eat in moderation or you eat a sloppy shitty quadruple bypass burger with flatliner fries and wash it down with a sugary soda while you binge some stupid 'reality TV' on Netflix or whatever.





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Re: The face palm America thread
« Reply #34 on: September 09, 2020, 04:15:21 AM »
TBH, it's not just Americans;

According to this flight,


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I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: The face palm America thread
« Reply #37 on: September 09, 2020, 09:37:52 AM »
Here's a facepalm for Australia https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-09-09/canberra-radio-newsreader-told-to-pay-transgender-activist-10000/12642722
Ludicrous.

Wow, so 'liking' a post can net you a $10K fine because another can feel insulted by it. You see? Social media is the devil

Next thing you know our own thoughts will get us into trouble should somebody take umbrage to it

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Re: The face palm America thread
« Reply #38 on: September 09, 2020, 11:38:44 AM »
SJW on both sides.
Extreme is extreme.
From the most fragile of PC to the Rittenhouses and Fuckercarlsons.

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« Reply #39 on: September 09, 2020, 12:54:16 PM »
The government shouldn't be rewarding the extremes, though. Rittenhouse is in jail and charged with homicide, and in the other case the gov awarded someone $10,000 for getting his feelings hurt.
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Re: The face palm America thread
« Reply #40 on: September 09, 2020, 03:41:22 PM »
When I was visiting South Korea last they were selling "Pie Shakes" which is exactly what it sounds like. Take a slice of pie and put it in a blender with ice cream.

America doesn't have a monopoly on bad food. :)

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Re: The face palm America thread
« Reply #41 on: September 09, 2020, 03:45:13 PM »
When I was visiting South Korea last they were selling "Pie Shakes" which is exactly what it sounds like. Take a slice of pie and put it in a blender with ice cream.

America doesn't have a monopoly on bad food. :)
Now I must make a chocolate cream pie shake.

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Re: The face palm America thread
« Reply #42 on: September 09, 2020, 03:59:53 PM »
When I was visiting South Korea last they were selling "Pie Shakes" which is exactly what it sounds like. Take a slice of pie and put it in a blender with ice cream.

America doesn't have a monopoly on bad food. :)
Now I must make a chocolate cream pie shake.



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« Reply #43 on: September 09, 2020, 04:31:44 PM »
The government shouldn't be rewarding the extremes, though. Rittenhouse is in jail and charged with homicide, and in the other case the gov awarded someone $10,000 for getting his feelings hurt.

Exactly!!!!
Fine people on both sides.
One group just wants to exist with equal rights.
The other, wants former to not be alive.
Gee...

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Re: The face palm America thread
« Reply #44 on: September 09, 2020, 04:51:12 PM »
This is deserving of a face palm...

President Trump has just released his shortlist for candidates for the Supreme Court. Here is a sneak preview of a few of the names on the list:
Senator Tom Cotton
Senator Josh Hawley
Senator Ted Cruz
And more…
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Re: The face palm America thread
« Reply #45 on: September 09, 2020, 06:18:21 PM »
The government shouldn't be rewarding the extremes, though. Rittenhouse is in jail and charged with homicide, and in the other case the gov awarded someone $10,000 for getting his feelings hurt.

Exactly!!!!
Fine people on both sides.
One group just wants to exist with equal rights.
The other, wants former to not be alive.
Gee...

Do you really think liking a mean post is the same as shooting someone?
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Re: The face palm America thread
« Reply #46 on: September 10, 2020, 12:05:59 AM »
This is deserving of a face palm...

President Trump has just released his shortlist for candidates for the Supreme Court. Here is a sneak preview of a few of the names on the list:
Senator Tom Cotton
Senator Josh Hawley
Senator Ted Cruz
And more…

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Over the next four years, the next president will choose hundreds of federal judges and one, two, three, four Supreme Court justices,

Wow.  4 supreme court justices?  Anyone else think thats alot?  Like isn't 4 the number of justices he hasn't appointed?
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Re: The face palm America thread
« Reply #47 on: September 10, 2020, 06:45:31 AM »
When I was visiting South Korea last they were selling "Pie Shakes" which is exactly what it sounds like. Take a slice of pie and put it in a blender with ice cream.

Well, eat some pie with ice cream and isn't that what it essentially becomes in your mouth?
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« Reply #48 on: September 10, 2020, 07:33:11 AM »
Its just not the same.
The mouth feel didnt start out as slurry.

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'Merica.

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Re: The face palm America thread
« Reply #49 on: September 10, 2020, 01:36:14 PM »
When I was visiting South Korea last they were selling "Pie Shakes" which is exactly what it sounds like. Take a slice of pie and put it in a blender with ice cream.

Well, eat some pie with ice cream and isn't that what it essentially becomes in your mouth?

Not when you have a burger for dinner, a pie for desert and a few pie-shakes to wash it all down with. That's extra pie. :)

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« Reply #50 on: September 10, 2020, 10:33:28 PM »

America is spreading is brand of sickness and poor health all over the world  :-[

Yep, America makes you eat poorly.

Amazing how you can't take any responsibility for your own actions.
You are so weak and intellectually feeble that you blame the USofA
for your inability to cook your own health dinner.


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« Reply #51 on: September 10, 2020, 10:47:02 PM »

America is spreading is brand of sickness and poor health all over the world  :-[

Yep, America makes you eat poorly.

Amazing how you can't take any responsibility for your own actions.
You are so weak and intellectually feeble that you blame the USofA
for your inability to cook your own health dinner.


Freaking pathetic.

Hey, I'm doing fine, I don't buy into that rubbish myself. And thankfully that crappy high fructose corn syrup hasn't made its way to Australia yet. I feel sorry for you guys having so much of your food laced with it

High fructose corn syrup..... Another face palm for America. And to think its marketed as a healthy sugar alternative lololololol


I suppose Monsanto needed a way to dump their GMO corn on the public

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Re: The face palm America thread
« Reply #52 on: September 14, 2020, 04:30:22 AM »

I mean this is sad;

https://www.foxnews.com/us/michigan-hunter-14-dies-run-corn-harvester-reports

But, but.... unless the US are using stealth harvesters, can this happen?
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« Reply #53 on: September 14, 2020, 07:49:44 AM »

I mean this is sad;

https://www.foxnews.com/us/michigan-hunter-14-dies-run-corn-harvester-reports

But, but.... unless the US are using stealth harvesters, can this happen?

Why not?  I sure as hell don't always wake up and if he was on drugs or something, its even harder.
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Re: The face palm America thread
« Reply #54 on: September 14, 2020, 07:52:55 AM »

America is spreading is brand of sickness and poor health all over the world  :-[

Yep, America makes you eat poorly.

Amazing how you can't take any responsibility for your own actions.
You are so weak and intellectually feeble that you blame the USofA
for your inability to cook your own health dinner.


Freaking pathetic.

Hey, I'm doing fine, I don't buy into that rubbish myself. And thankfully that crappy high fructose corn syrup hasn't made its way to Australia yet. I feel sorry for you guys having so much of your food laced with it

High fructose corn syrup..... Another face palm for America. And to think its marketed as a healthy sugar alternative lololololol


I suppose Monsanto needed a way to dump their GMO corn on the public

Hate to rain you your little girl parade but GMO corn is used all over the world and it’s not all from Monsanto.
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Re: The face palm America thread
« Reply #55 on: September 14, 2020, 10:31:35 AM »
I suppose Monsanto needed a way to dump their GMO corn on the public
Actually, most of the corn grown in the US is used for animal feed, bio-fuel or export.  Only a small percentage is used for human consumption (including HFCS).
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Re: The face palm America thread
« Reply #56 on: September 14, 2020, 10:44:51 AM »
I suppose Monsanto needed a way to dump their GMO corn on the public
Actually, most of the corn grown in the US is used for animal feed, bio-fuel or export.  Only a small percentage is used for human consumption (including HFCS).

And the only reason its used for HFCS is because its much cheaper than sugar.  In Europe, its about the same price.
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Re: The face palm America thread
« Reply #57 on: September 14, 2020, 09:19:36 PM »

Hate to rain you your little girl parade but GMO corn is used all over the world and it’s not all from Monsanto.

Also it's dent corn not used for corn on the cob.

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« Reply #58 on: September 15, 2020, 02:55:51 AM »

America is spreading is brand of sickness and poor health all over the world  :-[

Yep, America makes you eat poorly.

Amazing how you can't take any responsibility for your own actions.
You are so weak and intellectually feeble that you blame the USofA
for your inability to cook your own health dinner.


Freaking pathetic.

Hey, I'm doing fine, I don't buy into that rubbish myself. And thankfully that crappy high fructose corn syrup hasn't made its way to Australia yet. I feel sorry for you guys having so much of your food laced with it

High fructose corn syrup..... Another face palm for America. And to think its marketed as a healthy sugar alternative lololololol


I suppose Monsanto needed a way to dump their GMO corn on the public

Hate to rain you your little girl parade but GMO corn is used all over the world and it’s not all from Monsanto.

Oh, shit like 'Bayer'? Same shit, same stink

Thankfully, I am not conned into buying margarine or that canola oil BS so I'm safe there

I dont have a problem with GM foods per say. If it is to increase yields, add nutritional value, etc sure. It's the pointless crap like 'Roundup ready' crops that allow the crops to be doused with herbicide (and Roundup is noted as 'probably carcinogenic to humans)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glyphosate#Lawsuits_claiming_liability_for_cancer

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In March 2015, the International Agency for Research on Cancer (IARC), an intergovernmental agency forming part of the World Health Organization of the United Nations, published a summary of their forthcoming monograph on glyphosate, and classified glyphosate as "probably carcinogenic in humans" (category 2A) based on epidemiological studies, animal studies, and in vitro studies. It noted that there was "limited evidence" of carcinogenicity in humans for non-Hodgkin lymphoma. The IARC classifies substances for their carcinogenic potential, and "a few positive findings can be enough to

America gave so much shit to the world. Agent Orange, DDT, CFC, leaded gasoline and basically anything from Monsanto etc.

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Re: The face palm America thread
« Reply #59 on: September 16, 2020, 02:46:17 AM »

America gave so much shit to the world.

Polio, Malaria, Smallpox, Rubella, Diphtheria, Yellow Fever, oh wait, those were cures.