Tinder sucks

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Re: Tinder sucks
« Reply #60 on: August 23, 2020, 03:59:27 AM »
I liked chatting with adults in chat rooms.

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Re: Tinder sucks
« Reply #61 on: August 23, 2020, 02:35:45 PM »
Why do you think STDs are more prevalent among Tinder users? That's dumb.

Also lol at the club idea. Yeah young people are famously all about joining clubs.

Dumbo, maybe because tinder is a hook-up site based primarily on looks, age, and distance to your location?
So?

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There are lots of clubs out there for young people, or people of all ages.
Like what? Golf club? Yachting club?

Cricket clubs.  Great place to meet horny young women.

Though it's a while since I played cricket, so I might be misremembering.

Imagine trying to flirt with someone in a cricket club.
-Hey, uh... You have nice hair?
-Uh thanks...
*crickets*

I think then the issue is how you flirt and not where you do it :D

...it was a cricket pun.
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Re: Tinder sucks
« Reply #62 on: August 23, 2020, 02:37:27 PM »

I think Le Greeks problem judging by this comment
Imagine trying to flirt with someone in a cricket club.
-Hey, uh... You have nice hair?
-Uh thanks...
*crickets*

Is that he thinks real life interactions is the same as online interactions. That women in real life like to be talked to as if they were advertising themselves on a no strings attached hook up app

Just put yourself out there and get to know people organically. None of this pretentious crap
It's a fucking "cricket club" pun Jesus Christ >:(
« Last Edit: August 23, 2020, 02:48:04 PM by Pezevenk »
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Re: Tinder sucks
« Reply #63 on: August 23, 2020, 02:39:29 PM »
Honestly, it's funny, how the greek pretends that stds arent more common among the successful tinder users. Pathetic if you ask me.
How many Tinder users are "successful"? How do you know they have any more sex than non Tinder users? The people who can be very successful on Tinder tend to be very successful on real life too. Which is why they don't usually use Tinder lol
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Re: Tinder sucks
« Reply #64 on: August 23, 2020, 02:39:51 PM »

I think Le Greeks problem judging by this comment
Imagine trying to flirt with someone in a cricket club.
-Hey, uh... You have nice hair?
-Uh thanks...
*crickets*

Is that he thinks real life interactions is the same as online interactions. That women in real life like to be talked to as if they were advertising themselves on a no strings attached hook up app

Just put yourself out there and get to know people organically. None of this pretentious crap
It's a fucking cricket pun Jesus Christ >:(

Aww s#it sorry man. Totally missed it. I'm sure it was funny in your head though

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Re: Tinder sucks
« Reply #65 on: August 23, 2020, 02:46:36 PM »
Seriously, it depends on your interests. If you like playing pool, join a pool playing club.

Pool clubs are not exactly famous for being a good place to meet women lol

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If you like keeping fit and go to a gym, that's already a club of sorts. Plenty of attractive women go to gyms.

It's almost impossible to start chatting with anyone in a gym, especially without looking like a total creep. It's a really bad idea 99% of the time. People often feel pretty exposed and self conscious in the gym and are generally trying to ignore everyone else, wearing earplugs etc and focus on whatever they are doing. If some sweaty ass dude walks up to you and starts talking to you, that's bound to make things super awkward. 

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You could increase your knowledge and skills, by doing other courses like a first aid course.

In case someone almost drowns and you give them CPR and they fall in love with you or something?

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Otherwise, enroll yourself in a course at a college or university, even as part time. You're bound to meet members of the opposite sex that way, too.

Yes, that's what I said. 

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Networking and expanding your social circle is the key.
That is... also what I said. But sometimes these things don't work for some people so there is also the other choice.
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Re: Tinder sucks
« Reply #66 on: August 23, 2020, 02:47:08 PM »

I think Le Greeks problem judging by this comment
Imagine trying to flirt with someone in a cricket club.
-Hey, uh... You have nice hair?
-Uh thanks...
*crickets*

Is that he thinks real life interactions is the same as online interactions. That women in real life like to be talked to as if they were advertising themselves on a no strings attached hook up app

Just put yourself out there and get to know people organically. None of this pretentious crap
It's a fucking cricket pun Jesus Christ >:(

Aww s#it sorry man. Totally missed it. I'm sure it was funny in your head though
It was pretty funny in my head tbh...
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Re: Tinder sucks
« Reply #67 on: August 23, 2020, 02:59:39 PM »
. . . But sometimes these things don't work for some people so there is also the other choice.

rent?

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Re: Tinder sucks
« Reply #68 on: August 23, 2020, 03:10:16 PM »
. . . But sometimes these things don't work for some people so there is also the other choice.

rent?
...tinder...
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Re: Tinder sucks
« Reply #69 on: August 23, 2020, 03:18:58 PM »
. . . But sometimes these things don't work for some people so there is also the other choice.

rent?
...tinder...

touché    ;D

Re: Tinder sucks
« Reply #70 on: August 25, 2020, 05:03:45 AM »

I think Le Greeks problem judging by this comment
Imagine trying to flirt with someone in a cricket club.
-Hey, uh... You have nice hair?
-Uh thanks...
*crickets*

Is that he thinks real life interactions is the same as online interactions. That women in real life like to be talked to as if they were advertising themselves on a no strings attached hook up app

Just put yourself out there and get to know people organically. None of this pretentious crap
It's a fucking cricket pun Jesus Christ >:(

Aww s#it sorry man. Totally missed it. I'm sure it was funny in your head though
It was pretty funny in my head tbh...
It's not really a pun either.
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Re: Tinder sucks
« Reply #71 on: August 25, 2020, 09:48:07 AM »

I think Le Greeks problem judging by this comment
Imagine trying to flirt with someone in a cricket club.
-Hey, uh... You have nice hair?
-Uh thanks...
*crickets*

Is that he thinks real life interactions is the same as online interactions. That women in real life like to be talked to as if they were advertising themselves on a no strings attached hook up app

Just put yourself out there and get to know people organically. None of this pretentious crap
It's a fucking cricket pun Jesus Christ >:(

Aww s#it sorry man. Totally missed it. I'm sure it was funny in your head though
It was pretty funny in my head tbh...
It's not really a pun either.
What is it then?
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Re: Tinder sucks
« Reply #72 on: August 25, 2020, 12:43:43 PM »
Well, it's still a play on words, but not all word plays are puns.
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Re: Tinder sucks
« Reply #73 on: August 26, 2020, 01:15:38 AM »
Well, it's still a play on words, but not all word plays are puns.
Alright I didn't know that..
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Re: Tinder sucks
« Reply #74 on: November 15, 2022, 08:00:26 AM »
Beyond shadowbans and pixel manipulation, which I don't have much faith in, it seems to me to be pretty varied. T

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Re: Tinder sucks
« Reply #75 on: November 15, 2022, 11:52:57 AM »
Beyond shadowbans and pixel manipulation, which I don't have much faith in, it seems to me to be pretty varied. T

I think the Tinder bots are confused!
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Re: Tinder sucks
« Reply #76 on: November 15, 2022, 05:45:15 PM »
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Re: Tinder sucks
« Reply #77 on: November 16, 2022, 02:06:29 AM »
Beyond shadowbans and pixel manipulation, which I don't have much faith in, it seems to me to be pretty varied. T

I think the Tinder bots are confused!
Who isn't?
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Re: Tinder sucks
« Reply #78 on: November 16, 2022, 11:13:34 AM »
Beyond shadowbans and pixel manipulation, which I don't have much faith in, it seems to me to be pretty varied. T

I'm not old enough to use Tinder but that doesn't stop me!
Also, why do you have what looks like an anime girl on a car in your pfp?
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Re: Tinder sucks
« Reply #79 on: November 16, 2022, 10:43:31 PM »
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