My coming out!

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Definitely Not Swedish

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My coming out!
« on: July 14, 2020, 02:15:33 PM »
Dear members of the FES

This is a very emotional moment for me.
I had a very long private discussion about the earth's shape with the space cow girl.
She told me to 'just look outside your window, and tell me if it looks flat or like a globe'.
I tried to resist, but then I succumbed to the urge. I looked outside. And guess what - it all looked flat. No curve visible!
After that I meditated for hours, ate an avocado and some lentils, went for a run and sorted my thoughts. I then came to the conclusion that the only explanation for the above is that the earth is, in fact, flat and not a globe!

I am now, officially, a flat earther!
« Last Edit: July 14, 2020, 03:48:46 PM by Definitely Not Swedish »
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You have received a warning for breaking the laws of mathematics.

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Space Cowgirl

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Re: My coming out!
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2020, 03:16:21 PM »
Congratulations!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Shifter

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Re: My coming out!
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2020, 03:23:56 PM »
Welcome man! It is a freeing feeling. :)
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Definitely Not Swedish

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Re: My coming out!
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2020, 03:36:07 PM »
Thank you for this accepting and warm welcome!


Please also appreciate my new signature picture!
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wise

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Re: My coming out!
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2020, 08:11:58 AM »
Wellcome home. Greetings.  ^-^


this workplace is on strike

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faded mike

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Re: My coming out!
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2020, 11:07:57 AM »
Congratulations.
Hopefully noone writes you off (rights you off?) so to speak - as crazy.
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hoppy

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Re: My coming out!
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2020, 11:19:46 AM »
What does you family think about you "coming out". My sister came out a few years ago, it pissed me off at first, eh but whatever makes her happy.
God is real.                                         
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Jamie

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Re: My coming out!
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2020, 12:21:51 PM »
Ohh, I thought you meant "coming out" as in coming out as gay like I'm doing right now.

Wait a second.
There is a preverb in Turkish:  "Do not think everybody have beard is your grandfather".

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sokarul

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Re: My coming out!
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2020, 12:31:57 PM »
Grindr
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It's no slur if it's fact.

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Shifter

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Re: My coming out!
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2020, 12:40:38 PM »
Grindr

You never know sok, there could be one out there for you on there. Give it a go  ;D
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hoppy

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Re: My coming out!
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2020, 02:16:31 PM »
Grindr

You never know sok, there could be one out there for you on there. Give it a go  ;D
He gets his pick from the donors at the "lab".
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Space Cowgirl

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Re: My coming out!
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2020, 02:41:47 PM »


DNS's theme song.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Definitely Not Swedish

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Re: My coming out!
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2020, 12:26:48 AM »
I looked out of the window in the evening, saw a sunset and came to the conclusion that this is not possible on a flat earth. Thus, I am once again officially a round earther!
Quote from: croutons, the s.o.w.
You have received a warning for breaking the laws of mathematics.

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Shifter

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Re: My coming out!
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2020, 12:38:39 AM »
I looked out of the window in the evening, saw a sunset and came to the conclusion that this is not possible on a flat earth. Thus, I am once again officially a round earther!

Hmm. Blink twice if you are under duress
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Bullwinkle

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Re: My coming out!
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2020, 12:42:21 AM »
There are so many things I don't care about.

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Definitely Not Swedish

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Re: My coming out!
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2020, 01:08:38 AM »
There are so many things I don't care about.
You cared enough to open the thread, read my post and then make a comment. I expect no more than that :)
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Hamzah

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Re: My coming out!
« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2020, 06:38:49 AM »
Dear members of the FES

This is a very emotional moment for me.
I had a very long private discussion about the earth's shape with the space cow girl.
She told me to 'just look outside your window, and tell me if it looks flat or like a globe'.
I tried to resist, but then I succumbed to the urge. I looked outside. And guess what - it all looked flat. No curve visible!
After that I meditated for hours, ate an avocado and some lentils, went for a run and sorted my thoughts. I then came to the conclusion that the only explanation for the above is that the earth is, in fact, flat and not a globe!

I am now, officially, a flat earther!

Deaf, dumb, and blind, they will not return (to the path). Al-Baqara (The Cow) - 2:18




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Bullwinkle

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Re: My coming out!
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2020, 09:29:17 PM »
There are so many things I don't care about.
You cared enough to open the thread, read my post and then make a comment. I expect no more than that :)


I was talking about something else.