Ban The Game: Sign Up

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Ban The Game: Sign Up
« on: April 01, 2020, 10:11:23 PM »
We welcomed the Game at first. It brought something - to the whole bit, you know.

Yogurt. Yoga. Things that start with a y. Then .. well. Then it surprised us. With all our ingenuity and know how - it took us for a volley.  That is when the moth lost its light.

It brought something else. Something hidden for so long. Why we fear spiders. Why do we like to eat shell fish?!

It wasn't the toil of the day to day; not the up or down. It was almost tangible. It was that fear. We knew it, and mastered how to deal with it. We could taste it. Almost feel it -

It.

We've all held it in our hands, not admitting as much. It grew concern or jealousy, or death or invention. We all held it.

Some of us fought it off, well enough for the day at hand.

Again you are called. To sign up for the game. The rules? Well they might get defined while we play it. They might lead again to discord.  In discord is victory. Each turn, a rule is made. It is made by simple statement - the rules are defined by the language. And of course those playing. Whether they know it or not.

Discrete rules will be defined by discord with the royal council of Eris.














The Game starts in 5 days.


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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2020, 02:20:59 AM »
I have absolutely no idea what this is so of course I am in
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2020, 02:24:44 AM »
Eris. I've always wanted to go to that shithole of a planet. Count me in too!

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Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2020, 04:26:18 AM »
Yes. I am definitely going along for the ride.

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sokarul

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Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2020, 06:25:06 AM »
Did John mean to lock this thread instead of the Coronavirus roll call thread?
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Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2020, 09:55:40 AM »
I didn't lock that thread.

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Jura-Glenlivet II

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Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2020, 02:03:55 PM »

I'll sign up for this madness, how could I not?
Life is meaningless and everything dies.

Suicide is dangerous- other philosophies are available-#Life is great.

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Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2020, 02:07:16 PM »
I'm in!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2020, 04:42:47 PM »
I shall call John's bluff.  I'm in.
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Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2020, 05:51:02 PM »
I call and raise. I'm in.

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Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2020, 08:15:56 PM »
I'm in.
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2020, 09:24:25 PM »
I shall join as well
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Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2020, 11:05:58 PM »
This makes more sense than the last game already so I guess I am in.
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Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2020, 08:28:42 AM »
Did someone say... DISCORD?




I'm on.
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Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2020, 11:56:57 AM »
Ok I guess what else am I to do while western society breaks down around us?
« Last Edit: April 03, 2020, 12:00:30 PM by Denspressure »
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Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2020, 12:29:28 PM »
The Rules:
The First Rule of Ban The Game is not to ask the rules. Rules will not be restated or kept track of by myself publicly.
Rules can only affect what is done within the thread.
No rules that break the forum rules.
No impossibly contradictory rules to other rules.

Each Day:
All members of the council can put forth a rule they want implemented. Denote with [My submission]
They may then discuss these rules openly until night.

Each Night:
They vote to enact any one rule via sending me a private message.
Any player can point out any rules broken. Whether the rule was broken is voted on. Punishment can be voted on or determined by prior rules.

Winning
Winning Conditions are determined by the rules. Players may gain points or any other virtual currency or title.


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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2020, 01:58:37 PM »
When do we start?
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2020, 02:13:47 PM »
When do we start?

Hmm... sounds to me like you just broke the first rule of fight club Ban The Game.
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Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2020, 02:43:05 PM »
[All glory must go to hypnotoad. Glory given to any other than hypnotoad will incur 35 demerits per incident]

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Jura-Glenlivet II

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Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2020, 03:00:18 PM »

I say we start tomorrow
Life is meaningless and everything dies.

Suicide is dangerous- other philosophies are available-#Life is great.

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Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2020, 03:57:48 PM »
[WAIT! Pick up your ferret's]
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2020, 10:12:46 PM »
[Wise is never allowed to play]
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Jura-Glenlivet II

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Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« Reply #22 on: April 15, 2020, 01:42:28 AM »

Rule;
All players are allocated 5 hit points, points are lost by breaking rules, popular vote, quoting Bruce Springsteen or arbitrary narrator intervention.

If hit points reach zero you are out, if hit points reach zero and you have quoted the Spruce you are not allowed to re-spawn by dream sequence. 
Life is meaningless and everything dies.

Suicide is dangerous- other philosophies are available-#Life is great.

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Jura-Glenlivet II

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« Reply #23 on: April 15, 2020, 01:55:51 AM »
Spruce (AKA Bruce Springsteen, The Bitch, All that is wrong with US music that doesn't involve poodle haircuts) quotes, include recognisable sections of song lyrics that would not be considered normal parlance, song titles or dumb shit he's said.
A point is also removed if you have ever, anywhere, anytime at all, held a lighter or phone with torch on, swaying above your head, to any song, two points if that song involved being on the banks and jumping into a large body of seaward bound water. 
« Last Edit: April 15, 2020, 02:00:02 AM by Jura-Glenlivet II »
Life is meaningless and everything dies.

Suicide is dangerous- other philosophies are available-#Life is great.

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Jura-Glenlivet II

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Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2020, 02:11:39 AM »

Points should be lost by people sounding pathetic in the face of criticism.
Life is meaningless and everything dies.

Suicide is dangerous- other philosophies are available-#Life is great.

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Jura-Glenlivet II

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Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2020, 03:18:52 AM »

[Wise is never allowed to play]
I have removed my posts in this thread. I have many time told, mods represent the management. So, this is the decision of the management. Management is about half of players here.

Hence, I am out.



Points should also be lost by people reacting to "pity me quitting", with other than scorn.
« Last Edit: April 15, 2020, 03:20:56 AM by Jura-Glenlivet II »
Life is meaningless and everything dies.

Suicide is dangerous- other philosophies are available-#Life is great.

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« Reply #26 on: April 15, 2020, 05:30:18 AM »
I propose the rule that Jura wins.
You have been ignored for common interest of mankind.

I am a terrible person and I am a typical Blowhard Liberal for being wrong about Bom.

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Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« Reply #27 on: April 15, 2020, 06:16:06 AM »
I propose that only Colonels can win
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Wolvaccine

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« Reply #28 on: April 15, 2020, 05:02:21 PM »
[my submission] I propose that this game sucks hard, and that wise was the only one with enough intelligence and foresight to back out making him the actual winner

Wise. Truly, wise

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Jura-Glenlivet II

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Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« Reply #29 on: April 16, 2020, 12:37:12 AM »


Minus 1 point

Shifter-4 hitpoints
Life is meaningless and everything dies.

Suicide is dangerous- other philosophies are available-#Life is great.