Coronovirus Roll call

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Re: Coronovirus Roll call
« Reply #60 on: March 28, 2020, 01:58:33 AM »
Day 13.

This situation is ramping up my insomnia to an unmanageable level.  Considering alcoholism.

A convenience store had rolls of what I'm 85% sure is toilet paper.  The clerk offers me some kind of tablet to stave off the virus.  I'm considering taking it.  What's the worst that could happen?
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Re: Coronovirus Roll call
« Reply #61 on: March 28, 2020, 02:28:06 AM »
Coronovirus Role Call.
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Re: Coronovirus Roll call
« Reply #62 on: March 28, 2020, 02:37:56 AM »
Day 13.

This situation is ramping up my insomnia to an unmanageable level.  Considering alcoholism.

A convenience store had rolls of what I'm 85% sure is toilet paper.  The clerk offers me some kind of tablet to stave off the virus.  I'm considering taking it.  What's the worst that could happen?

Why are you in quarantine? Do you have the corone?
If yes please leave this forum, I dont wanna catch a virus I have a new computer.
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Re: Coronovirus Roll call
« Reply #63 on: March 28, 2020, 04:58:58 AM »
I gave up booze for Lent and I'm strongly considering cancelling Lent.
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« Reply #64 on: March 28, 2020, 05:05:32 AM »
My dad has been taken to the hospital :(

Do they think it's the virus?

They think it might be, he's been tested and we're waiting for the results but right now they're treating him for severe pneumonia, on oxygen and antibiotics. He got worse overnight though despite the oxygen so it's worrying.

Hey man, I empathize with what's happening with your dad. I sincerely hope he pulls through.

I have to keep turning up to work through this pandemic, and the only thing that will stop me, is if I go down with the symptoms.

It sounds like one of my work colleagues and his whole family may be diagnosed with it. It's ramping up, here in Australia, and it's only going to get harder to avoid, especially as we are moving into our winter, and numbers are increasing exponentially.   :(   Our government is flying by the seat of it's pants, which isn't there fault. This enemy is invisible, cunning, and ruthless.

Us Aussies think we can continue to do better than the rest of the world, and I think we're in for one helluva rude shock.

I still can't buy toilet paper where I am, and the shops were sold out of soap today.

To keep my immune system primed, I'm avoiding refined sugar, limiting bread, eating plenty of veggies and a bit of meat, getting sun everyday, doing a moderate amount of bodyweight exercises, drinking heaps of water, drinking sea minerals, taking triphala, and getting plenty of sleep.....when I'm not working...




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Re: Coronovirus Roll call
« Reply #65 on: March 28, 2020, 11:49:48 AM »
I gave up booze for Lent and I'm strongly considering cancelling Lent.

Fuck it, Lent is cancelled, I'm having a drink. Dad has been moved to intensive care and put on a ventilator. Test results came back, definitely corona. Fuck fuck fuck.
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Re: Coronovirus Roll call
« Reply #66 on: March 28, 2020, 11:57:28 AM »
I gave up booze for Lent and I'm strongly considering cancelling Lent.

Fuck it, Lent is cancelled, I'm having a drink. Dad has been moved to intensive care and put on a ventilator. Test results came back, definitely corona. Fuck fuck fuck.

I can't even imagine how scary this must be  :(
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« Reply #67 on: March 28, 2020, 12:06:47 PM »
At least she is not wearing a white tee shirt and a cigar  hanging out of her mouth.
I don't know about that.  It seems that some women can pull it off.
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« Reply #68 on: March 28, 2020, 12:12:43 PM »
I gave up booze for Lent and I'm strongly considering cancelling Lent.

Fuck it, Lent is cancelled, I'm having a drink. Dad has been moved to intensive care and put on a ventilator. Test results came back, definitely corona. Fuck fuck fuck.
Not an automatic death sentence, but still sucks.  Best wishes for a speedy recovery.
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Re: Coronovirus Roll call
« Reply #69 on: March 28, 2020, 12:17:39 PM »
I gave up booze for Lent and I'm strongly considering cancelling Lent.

Fuck it, Lent is cancelled, I'm having a drink. Dad has been moved to intensive care and put on a ventilator. Test results came back, definitely corona. Fuck fuck fuck.

I can't even imagine how scary this must be  :(

I've been dreading this ever since it reached the UK :(
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Re: Coronovirus Roll call
« Reply #70 on: March 28, 2020, 12:28:25 PM »
I feel the same dread for my parents.
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Re: Coronovirus Roll call
« Reply #71 on: March 28, 2020, 12:34:52 PM »
I hope they don't get it
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Re: Coronovirus Roll call
« Reply #72 on: March 28, 2020, 12:47:28 PM »
I gave up booze for Lent and I'm strongly considering cancelling Lent.

Fuck it, Lent is cancelled, I'm having a drink. Dad has been moved to intensive care and put on a ventilator. Test results came back, definitely corona. Fuck fuck fuck.

I can't even imagine how scary this must be  :(

I've been dreading this ever since it reached the UK :(
I'm sorry to hear that your dad got it. That really sucks. All the best to you and him!
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« Reply #73 on: March 28, 2020, 12:56:11 PM »
I gave up booze for Lent and I'm strongly considering cancelling Lent.

Fuck it, Lent is cancelled, I'm having a drink. Dad has been moved to intensive care and put on a ventilator. Test results came back, definitely corona. Fuck fuck fuck.

I am sorry gayer, I really am.

Just try to look at the positive, the odds are in his favor he will defeat it. Little over 90 percent chance at his age.

I would take those odds all day long in Vegas....

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« Reply #74 on: March 28, 2020, 01:05:53 PM »
Another bright side, he got a ventilator.  It's very likely my country will get to a point soon where ventilators are hard to come by.
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Re: Coronovirus Roll call
« Reply #75 on: March 28, 2020, 01:16:18 PM »
I gave up booze for Lent and I'm strongly considering cancelling Lent.

Fuck it, Lent is cancelled, I'm having a drink. Dad has been moved to intensive care and put on a ventilator. Test results came back, definitely corona. Fuck fuck fuck.

I am sorry gayer, I really am.

Just try to look at the positive, the odds are in his favor he will defeat it. Little over 90 percent chance at his age.

I would take those odds all day long in Vegas....

Everything will be ok!
How old is he? Is he in a risk group?
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« Reply #76 on: March 28, 2020, 01:21:39 PM »
Definitely trying to think positively - he's got a ventilator so that's an immediate plus, he's 65 so he's not in the riskier age groups, he does have heart problems but that's why he's on the ventilator, so his body doesn't have to work so hard and strain his heart.

What are the odds for people once they are a critical case? Most still recover right?
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« Reply #77 on: March 28, 2020, 02:26:54 PM »
To keep my immune system primed, I'm avoiding refined sugar, limiting bread, eating plenty of veggies and a bit of meat, getting sun everyday, doing a moderate amount of bodyweight exercises, drinking heaps of water, drinking sea minerals, taking triphala, and getting plenty of sleep.....when I'm not working...

All smart moves. I'm doing similar stuff. 

Fuck it, Lent is cancelled, I'm having a drink. Dad has been moved to intensive care and put on a ventilator. Test results came back, definitely corona. Fuck fuck fuck.

I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Try to stay positive; he's in good hands. Best wishes for a quick recovery.
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Re: Coronovirus Roll call
« Reply #78 on: March 28, 2020, 02:43:01 PM »
What are the odds for people once they are a critical case? Most still recover right?

Most still recover as far as I can tell, and he got help in time to have the right resources available to him. I'm sorry you are going through this, and I hope he's ok. Stay strong.

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« Reply #79 on: March 28, 2020, 02:59:10 PM »
What are the odds for people once they are a critical case? Most still recover right?

Most still recover as far as I can tell, and he got help in time to have the right resources available to him. I'm sorry you are going through this, and I hope he's ok. Stay strong.

Thanks. I tried to heal you in the weirdass werenasa game but I have no idea if you are alive or not because Wise makes no sense.
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« Reply #80 on: March 29, 2020, 12:21:01 AM »
Day 13

I get to go out for supplies run EEEEEE!!!!.
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« Reply #81 on: March 29, 2020, 08:35:36 AM »
What are the odds for people once they are a critical case? Most still recover right?

Most still recover as far as I can tell, and he got help in time to have the right resources available to him. I'm sorry you are going through this, and I hope he's ok. Stay strong.

Thanks. I tried to heal you in the weirdass werenasa game but I have no idea if you are alive or not because Wise makes no sense.

Somebody tried to heal boydster but I am not sure whether or not you are. Ahaha.  ;D
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« Reply #82 on: March 29, 2020, 02:35:19 PM »
Thanks. I tried to heal you in the weirdass werenasa game but I have no idea if you are alive or not because Wise makes no sense.

Somebody tried to heal boydster but I am not sure whether or not you are. Ahaha.  ;D
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« Reply #83 on: March 29, 2020, 03:08:46 PM »
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Why do I still wear pants?

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« Reply #84 on: March 30, 2020, 07:43:58 AM »
Day whatever and I have a crushing pain in my chest :(
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« Reply #85 on: March 30, 2020, 07:50:44 AM »
That's awful. My heart goes out to you and your family. Let me know if there's anything I can do.
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« Reply #86 on: April 01, 2020, 12:59:52 PM »
A friend's wife says that hubby has a fever and just went to the hospital to get tested.  He has some underlying conditions and takes immunosuppressants, so a positive result could be very bad for him.
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« Reply #87 on: April 01, 2020, 01:01:39 PM »
Oh no, I hope he doesn't have it
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« Reply #88 on: April 01, 2020, 01:58:28 PM »
I hope so too, but it'll be a day or two before they get the results.  The wife was already freaking out about him not washing his hands and talking with more people than he should.  I can only imagine how she's going to be if the worst happens.
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« Reply #89 on: April 01, 2020, 03:01:35 PM »
As of midnight tonight my county is officially under a stay at home order.
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