Covid-19 checkup

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i've been sick since last week, i hope Just a normal flue...

You are completely guilty of yourself getting sick because you do not support werenasa coronavirus defense system.

ALL FORUM MEMBERS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CITGOV-PROVIDED HABITATION PODS AND AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS ON COVID-19 VIRUS TESTS.

IN CASE OF A POSITIVE EXAMINATION RESULT, PLEASE REMAIN CALM AS YOU AND YOUR POD ARE E X T R A C T E D FROM THE SPHERE-HAB AND INCINIRATED.

FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL BE MET WITH THE DEATH PENALTY.

HAVE A NICE ARTIFICIALLY-INDUCED SLEEP.

i've been sick since last week, i hope Just a normal flue...

Wait up... So if we are found to have it we will be incinerated in our pod? But if we dont comply we will be put to death?

Fair <cough> enough <cough cough>

Unnecessary, here in America we have the problem completely under control.

Why would Trump lie?

I just booked a Carribean cruise. Cruise prices are dropping.

Unnecessary, here in America we have the problem completely under control.

Why would Trump lie?

In America people are going to be laid-off en masse because they become sick. And given most do not have insurance entire families are going to be evicted from their homes and starve due to inability to pay rent.

These people are going to be left alone and die for nothing more than Just catching an especially bad flue...

False! We are going to jack ourselves up with cough syrup and caffeine and in some cases meth to hide our illnesses and still go into work.

You've got to remember that it's a disease that the majority of people can ignore.

I just booked a Carribean cruise. Cruise prices are dropping.

Screw that.  You finally have a chance to see all of the great Italian tourist sites without having to fight the crowds.

False! We are going to jack ourselves up with cough syrup and caffeine and in some cases meth to hide our illnesses and still go into work.

You've got to remember that it's a disease that the majority of people can ignore.

Don't forget about snorting crack!

Quote from: Crouton on March 10, 2020, 07:39:03 AM

False! We are going to jack ourselves up with cough syrup and caffeine and in some cases meth to hide our illnesses and still go into work.

You've got to remember that it's a disease that the majority of people can ignore.

Don't forget about snorting crack!

Does that help?

PROBABLY.

Quote from: Space Cowgirl on March 10, 2020, 10:35:49 AM

Quote from: Crouton on March 10, 2020, 07:39:03 AM

False! We are going to jack ourselves up with cough syrup and caffeine and in some cases meth to hide our illnesses and still go into work.

You've got to remember that it's a disease that the majority of people can ignore.

Don't forget about snorting crack!

Does that help?

Sure.  Why not.

But only if it's snorted.

I'm not even going to crush it, I'll just poke the crack rocks into my sinuses.

Quote from: Crouton on March 09, 2020, 12:20:52 PM

Unnecessary, here in America we have the problem completely under control.

Why would Trump lie?

In America people are going to be laid-off en masse because they become sick. And given most do not have insurance entire families are going to be evicted from their homes and starve due to inability to pay rent.

These people are going to be left alone and die for nothing more than Just catching an especially bad flue...

And?

That's what happens in pandemics. When this one passes, there will be another one in a few years....

Just stock up with toilet paper! So versatile, that toilet paper.....you can blow your nose, wipe away unclean surfaces with it and discard it, wrap it around your head when your respiratory mask is too gross to wear another day.....

You're going to need that toilet paper with all of the crack rocks you'll be snorting in a pandemic!

Quote from: rabinoz on March 10, 2020, 03:27:33 PM

Quote from: Space Cowgirl on March 10, 2020, 10:35:49 AM

Quote from: Crouton on March 10, 2020, 07:39:03 AM

False! We are going to jack ourselves up with cough syrup and caffeine and in some cases meth to hide our illnesses and still go into work.

You've got to remember that it's a disease that the majority of people can ignore.

Don't forget about snorting crack!

Does that help?

Sure.  Why not.

But only if it's snorted.

And then you feel so high that you couldn't care less whether was Corona virus or Corona Beer you're chugging down.

OK, when do I die?

OK, when do I die?

At some point in the future.

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In all seriousness, I would strongly suggest that moonlight is avoided during this time as it can weaken the immune system and allow for COVID-19 and other ailments to take hold easier.

In all seriousness, I would strongly suggest that moonlight is avoided during this time as it can weaken the immune system and allow for COVID-19 and other ailments to take hold easier.

Oh, what total rubbish! Surely you don't believe that sort of stuff.

But the Covid-19 does sound far more serious than many at the top seem to be saying and that is directly from one in the medical profession who has studied it in depth.
Panic won't help anybody but there's such a fine line between panic and being thoroughly prepared and taking all necessary precautions.

And, even here, the medical profession knows it will almost certainly grossly overloaded and, as in Italy, limited resources may have to be limited to those young enough to have a good chance of survival.

I will be sure to use an umbrella when I take the dog out in the moonlight.

Quote from: John Davis on March 12, 2020, 10:10:26 AM

In all seriousness, I would strongly suggest that moonlight is avoided during this time as it can weaken the immune system and allow for COVID-19 and other ailments to take hold easier.

Oh, what total rubbish! Surely you don't believe that sort of stuff.

The sad part is that I think maybe he does. And this is where flat-Earth-ism, normally a fun and silly game, can get dangerous, because if people actually take it seriously, they reject science and fall for the ravings of crackpots and charlatans.

It's fun to pretend that the Earth is flat. It's not so much fun when you get sick because you rejected science and the precautions advised by scientists. When you start believing that scientists are all lying to us, you open yourself to all manner of harm.

And while people who preach flat-Earth-ism may seem generally harmless, the actual harm they are doing is insidious and real.

You'll eventually get over your butthurt, no matter how insidious and real it feels right now.

I will be sure to use an umbrella when I take the dog out in the moonlight.

And don't forget to wear a jockstrap.

I will be sure to use an umbrella when I take the dog out in the moonlight.

Thank you. That puts my mind at ease a bit. At least some folks are willing to listen to reason. To deny that the moon has an effect on biology is almost as silly as claiming the moon is made of cheese.

Quote from: Space Cowgirl on March 12, 2020, 03:49:33 PM

I will be sure to use an umbrella when I take the dog out in the moonlight.

Thank you. That puts my mind at ease a bit. At least some folks are willing to listen to reason. To deny that the moon has an affect on biology is almost as silly as claiming the moon is made of cheese.

I'm not ruling out that it is made of cheese though. The glowing could be bioluminescent mould

Unnecessary, here in America we have the problem completely under control.

Why would Trump lie?

No reason at all lol

Quote from: Space Cowgirl on March 12, 2020, 03:49:33 PM

I will be sure to use an umbrella when I take the dog out in the moonlight.

Thank you. That puts my mind at ease a bit. At least some folks are willing to listen to reason. To deny that the moon has an effect on biology is almost as silly as claiming the moon is made of cheese.

And I did indeed use a black umbrella when I went outside when the last full moon was in the sky.

Well, I assume that "the last full moon was in the sky" because I could see no sign of it through the thick clouds and pouring rain .

Quote from: John Davis on March 13, 2020, 01:54:10 PM

Quote from: Space Cowgirl on March 12, 2020, 03:49:33 PM

I will be sure to use an umbrella when I take the dog out in the moonlight.

Thank you. That puts my mind at ease a bit. At least some folks are willing to listen to reason. To deny that the moon has an effect on biology is almost as silly as claiming the moon is made of cheese.

And I did indeed use a black umbrella when I went outside when the last full moon was in the sky.

Well, I assume that "the last full moon was in the sky" because I could see no sign of it through the thick clouds and pouring rain .

Excellent. I had almost lost hope that you'd ever see reason! Of course the rain helped, but obviously your choice in umbrella was guided by logic and reason.

The Shifty Moon (who knows full well what it has done) can not be trusted.