Werenasa XX - Bushfires in Australia: Miners versus Firefighters Game Thread!

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Jura-Glenlivet II

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Not what I said, naughty Mundy, PM's are a vital part of the process, just be careful.
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boydster

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I feel like some slanderous things are being said right now and it's important to make very clear: someone is trying to manipulate the fragile minds of those who would listen to their words. Are we murdering anyone on this fine day? Because I'm going to go ahead and nominate Jura on principle. I know, I know, I hear the words in your head already... "But boydster, surely we should kill you, you clever, sexy beast. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me again and again, well fuck you buddy, I'm gonna shoot you in the face this time and then burn your body and pee on the ashes." And I get it. Yes, there is some merit to that plan. But the Jura play, it's a great move. Let's talk about why. Jura is a smart, brash, strategic, yet also unpredictable player. A Bad Jura is very bad for all of us. Bad Jura should die. A Good Jura is great for everyone, but that is offset by Bad Jura's badness. A Ghost Jura ensures that Bad Jura doesn't get to kill people, and also enables Good Jura to do god's work and lead the people to victory.

But if we aren't killing anyone on the first day, then disregard.

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Shifter

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SCG came running and yelling: Peanut trees are burning! Peanut trees are burning!

Crouton had intervened the events: Wait. Let's do everything in order. What we have? One. Bar is burning. Two. manaeswolf is burning. Three. koalas are burning. Four. Peanut trees are burning.

NSS jumped the issue: In my opinion, we should to save peanut trees first.

Manaeswolf: man?


NSS says nothing of the such.  Let it all burn.

[I vote to lynch NSS]

If we are lynching, I nominate NSS. Whether he is a miner or not this sort of sentiment is disgusting and worthy if not obligatory to weed out this evil. What a nasty piece of work

I will relish in burning your fugly corpse to a smoldering crisp and sending you to Cerberus  >:(


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boydster

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Well I'm not sure NSS is the best nomination for ghost council but I am not opposed. And I definitely think we need to establish a murder on day 1. So I will go along with the first vote. May he lead us to victory or die a fiery and gruesome werepenguin death.

[I vote to lynch NSS]

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Crouton

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I have no idea what's going on but when in Rome...


[I vote to lynch NSS]
Intelligentia et magnanimitas vincvnt violentiam et desperationem.
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Space Cowgirl

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WOOHOO! A BANDWAGON. I hope it doesn't catch on fire  >:(

[I vote to lynch NSS]

I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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MaNaeSWolf

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Dont worry, the fire wont get me, I have SPF 100 sunscreen on which gives me +100 resist to fire.
The African sun made me well prepared.
Also, are we gonna eat some fried Koalas or what?

Manaeswolf: man?
I Identify as wolf.

[I vote to lynch whoever posts after me]

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Stash

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I feel like some slanderous things are being said right now and it's important to make very clear: someone is trying to manipulate the fragile minds of those who would listen to their words. Are we murdering anyone on this fine day? Because I'm going to go ahead and nominate Jura on principle. I know, I know, I hear the words in your head already... "But boydster, surely we should kill you, you clever, sexy beast. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me again and again, well fuck you buddy, I'm gonna shoot you in the face this time and then burn your body and pee on the ashes." And I get it. Yes, there is some merit to that plan. But the Jura play, it's a great move. Let's talk about why. Jura is a smart, brash, strategic, yet also unpredictable player. A Bad Jura is very bad for all of us. Bad Jura should die. A Good Jura is great for everyone, but that is offset by Bad Jura's badness. A Ghost Jura ensures that Bad Jura doesn't get to kill people, and also enables Good Jura to do god's work and lead the people to victory.

But if we aren't killing anyone on the first day, then disregard.

A compelling argument even from a disastrously diabolical pathological liar such as yourself. However, your sexiness notwithstanding, your beastly nature and what you deem as 'clever' is no more than how to effectively wield a hand tool, such as a pick axe, against a granite substrate cracking veins of ore, blood, and fire, I proffer this: For the greater good of humanity, going against the tide as of late that has swelled to a maelstrom:

[I vote to lynch Boydster]
No. That sudden lurch forwards is the atmospheric slosh effect.

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Shifter

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Dont worry, the fire wont get me, I have SPF 100 sunscreen on which gives me +100 resist to fire.
The African sun made me well prepared.
Also, are we gonna eat some fried Koalas or what?

Most of the Koalas suffer from Chlamydia. Fried or not I'd be staying away from that shit

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wise

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People started to panic when the fire started to infest all around.
SCG: If we put the peanut trees out in time , we can put out the fires easily.
Jura: I want to warn my friends about the threatening of miners. They are among us and sabotaging our work. Coping with the bad among us is equally important as well as dealing with fires.
shifter turns the radio on and make others listed the  speech of his prime ministers:
PM Scott Morrison: my dear people. It is true that my country is trying to deal with very number of fires. however, we have more important problems than that. such as global warming, chemtrails, xenophobia and faster defecation of rubenucleid acids.
Shifter: You are listening him. He is definitely not giving a f*ck to dying our country. To hell with that! He and his pig supporters among us!
Mundin: I don't like anybody else try to lead me. I am only here because listening the wise, our great leader. And he teached us do not trust anybody. So, sorry, you, or boydster, or anybody else, I don't trust anybody here, other than me myself, wise, and God.
Jura: I am not trying to lead you, just warning about missleading.
Mundin tells "mind your own beeswax" listlessly.
“I don't see it right for people to be identified as guilty or innocent before they go through a judicial process,” said boydster.
Shifter: Ok guys, there is an everytime evil among us, NSS. He always challenges wise our leader and the most honest man among us and constantly accuses him. what else can this person be but just complete evil?
NSS: Did you say that to me? wise is a crook, couldn't lie straight in bed!
shifter hits NSS's head with a shovel in his hand.
boydster intervenes this fight: This is the man I saw was igniting the bushes around!
boydster holds his arms and immobilizes him.
crouton: I think you have caught the guilty here.
crouton starts to punch NSS on both sides of his face.
SCG comes: Eat these peanuts you think not deserved to save! You left them to die and they left you to die now! Now you get up with peanut trees!
SCG repeats NSS' talk about trees: "Let it all burn." and told "Lets burn him likewise he did it our trees!"
Stash comes: I was there too and NSS was not the man who has ignited the bushes, but boydster! Release him, now!
Manaeswolf has came and started to talk something with Shifter. They are talking whether or not NSS guilty.

Anyways. 5 votes have been used so far;

NSS: 4
boydster:1

Manaeswolf's vote is null. Votes has to include a name.  Whether or not if he still has the right of voting is all rights reserved by narrator.
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Bom Tishop

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Ok, sorry teammates, I have been dealing with Russians.

I have went through the rules and did a quick read of what has happened thus far and I think I am 70 percent caught up.

I am not voting yet to lynch anyone as I am still catching up as much as I would like to lynch NSS out of principle alone
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You can't murder a suicide victim
Tell that to Epstein!

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MaNaeSWolf

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Manaeswolf's vote is null. Votes has to include a name.  Whether or not if he still has the right of voting is all rights reserved by narrator.
Fine, I vote for boydster, only because I believe in Multiparty democracy and NSS is getting all the votes.

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Jura-Glenlivet II

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As a great man once said, “When all else fails we can whip the horse's eyes”.

The grandstanding over NSS’s words is unseemly, but Boydster, there is danger, he is the scorpion amongst the scree, a hornet in a rose garland, the corroded downpipe to your lovers ambition, everything you have ever done that was thwarted by circumstance has Boydster DNA as mute testament.

[Jura votes to lynch Boydster]

Nss- 4
Evil Boydster - 3
Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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Jura-Glenlivet II

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Wolfman; [put your vote in square brackets], that is the way, ours is not to reason why.
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Colonel Gaydafi

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Who still has to vote, apart from me?
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Colonel Gaydafi

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Ok there's a fair few left to vote still so I think I'll make it a tie right now, as I can't choose between them, both are evil most of the time

[I vote to lynch Boydster]

NSS 4
Boydster 4
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Jura-Glenlivet II

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Standing shallow eyed on a smoking rise, lungs heavy with natures revenge, Jura lent on her axe.

She ever hoped that her species would rise anew, clear eyed future conscious, finally mature, but watching the squabbling below, feeling it in her blood, it was hard not to be infected with Notso’s cynicism.

She spat out the taste of scorched potential and narrowing options, and headed back to camp, the trees were chopped, the break was holding, but it didn’t look like the peace would, like it ever would where her kind gathered.
Maybe it would be better to just let it burn!
Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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Shifter

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it would be better to just let it burn!

A new tactic by the bad guys perhaps? Be so obvious in your evil and villainess ploy that no one would possibly consider it to be serious.

Of course a miner would like everything burnt. Just look at the Amazon

Watch this space now too. Our PM will gladly rezone this area to be a gold mine so Apple can make a few more watches for the elitist picks in society

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wise

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Manaeswolf's vote is null. Votes has to include a name.  Whether or not if he still has the right of voting is all rights reserved by narrator.
Fine, I vote for boydster, only because I believe in Multiparty democracy and NSS is getting all the votes.

It is not a valid vote.
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wise

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Manaeswolf's last vote is null too. It is not in format we can accept. And I am not sure whether or not he has a voting right.

NSS:4
boydster: 3

You do not have to count votes, I am already doing it.
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Jura-Glenlivet II

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it would be better to just let it burn!

A new tactic by the bad guys perhaps? Be so obvious in your evil and villainess ploy that no one would possibly consider it to be serious.

Of course a miner would like everything burnt. Just look at the Amazon

Watch this space now too. Our PM will gladly rezone this area to be a gold mine so Apple can make a few more watches for the elitist picks in society


It was a philosophical point; would you like me to do a colour coded system so you know when to ask your carer for a translation?
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boydster

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HEY. Don't kill me please. I want to live!

[I vote to lynch NSS]

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Jura-Glenlivet II

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Well I'm not sure NSS is the best nomination for ghost council but I am not opposed. And I definitely think we need to establish a murder on day 1. So I will go along with the first vote. May he lead us to victory or die a fiery and gruesome werepenguin death.

[I vote to lynch NSS]

How many votes does Boyd (Spy-Dur-Pig) get?
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wise

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Manaeswolf: I have decided to vote the boydster.
Bom Tishop: Are you going to vote him in USA presidency or to kill?
Manaeswolf: Is not it clear?
Bom Tishop: No, it is not.
Manaeswolf has not talked anymore.
Jura came in anger and talking some weird words, started to hit boydster with her hand axe.
boydster: What the f*ck?
Jura: I saw your letter to sending the Anglogold.
boydster: No, you are lying. It is clear that you are the evil here and blaming me to mislead people.
Jura: Jura hits one more time.
The NSS, who was battered by 4 men, was a little relieved when at least one of them was beaten by the jura.
When the colonel occurred, he saw that the two men were beaten and tortured by others.
"Neither way, both of them is everytime evil. I can beat any of them, at least, somehow both of them are bad." colonel told.
colonel throwed the dice. It came one.
"It was cast two".
She started whiping the boydster with the whip in his hand.

Confused by the fire the manaeswolf stepped aside and began to cry.

boydster escaped the crowd around him and threw his flaming clothes over nss.


NSS: 4
boydster: 3
Null: 1 (manaeswolf)

One hour left before sunset.
« Last Edit: February 18, 2020, 04:16:19 AM by wise »
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MaNaeSWolf

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Manaeswolf's last vote is null too. It is not in format we can accept. And I am not sure whether or not he has a voting right.
Dammit, bureaucracy is killing me.

Its process over progress all over again. No wonder the fires are raging.
I change my vote
[I vote to lynch Bom Tishop]
I dont trust people who dont have double back ups of all their files.

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Jura-Glenlivet II

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WTF Wolfman, what use is that?

And Wise, If you check this page (I even pointed it out) Boydster has voted twice, and should lose both votes for trying to rig it.
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wise

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Ahaha, I am right about it. bureaucracy is exist to prevent people like you can change their decisions just like that. If it would [ and ] you could not change it.

I change my vote
[I vote to lynch Bom Tishop]

In the one hand, you tell you are voting the boydster, on the other hand ypu are claiming you have changed your decision. Which one you believe? Did your vote valid or not. The votes you used in this round will not be taken into account to prevent your chaos attempts.
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boydster

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Oh yeah. I should probably retract my previous vote, so as to only vote once.

[I vote to retract my second vote]

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wise

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Oh yeah. I should probably retract my previous vote, so as to only vote once.

[I vote to retract my second vote]

 >:(
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wise

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MaNaeSWolf's all votes and boydster's second vote is null.

8 votes have been used so far:

NSS:4
boydster:3
null:1
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