Werenasa XX - Bushfires in Australia: Miners versus Firefighters Game Thread!

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MaNaeSWolf

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I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay....

There's this guy here called Mundin, I have trust issues with him, and a fire axe, just saying.
There's a guy here called Boydster......

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Bullwinkle

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I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay....

You are going to be very popular at the bar.

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Colonel Gaydafi

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I swing my axe wildly in the general direction of trees. And miners.
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Jura: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I trust about Mundin, and boydster is...
bullwinkle: jura is popular at the bar.
MaNaeswolf has told something but it was indistinctly. (youtube does not work here)

On the one hand, while firefighters cut down trees, on the other hand there was a fire started in the area behind them.

Firefighters have started to blame each other:

Colonel Gaydafi: shifter was right. There are miners among us, started to conspiracy! I will use my axe on them!

land communication systems are't working properly because that area is far from the cities. We lost the connection with firefighters at the moment, trying to reconnection.
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Connection Established again.

People starts to sing a song:

JURA
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night, I work all day

bullwinkle and others
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and works all day

JURA
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea

bullwinkle and others
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea

He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and works all day

JURA
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars

bullwinkle and others
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars...?

(The choir begins to look uncomfortable, but brightens up as they go into the chorus.)

He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and works all day

JURA
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I were a girlie
Just like my dear papa

bullwinkle and others
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a bra?!?

(The choir mumbles angrily, and the song breaks down.)

bullwinkle throws the piece of wood he took from the ground through jura.
« Last Edit: February 17, 2020, 02:28:03 AM by wise »
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Bullwinkle

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 ;D

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I wonder how jura will respond this.  >:D
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Jura deftly bats it aside with her axe, and pronounces.

"There is too much prejudice in this wood, we are here to save the forest not judge each others clothing choices, all that said, if anyone wishes to take offense I will split them down the middle like a fresh pine log."
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Bullwinkle

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Wanna join me for a drink in the bar?   ;)

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Jura-Glenlivet II

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Later sailor, let's make sure this fire break is wide enough.
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MaNaeSWolf

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I have a cup of tea. Would it help if I threw it on the fire?
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Bullwinkle

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Anyone else notice all of these delicious roasted kolas?

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I take a seat at the table, pull out my flask, and have a nice long sip.

"Hello, Ted. We meet again, old friend."

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wise

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Jura talks in anger: okay, the song is over, now let's focus on our work extinguishing the fires. it does not concern anyone else whether and what I am dressed or not dressed!
bullwinkle talks in behave unctuously: why don't we talk about this in the evening bar?
Jura: I told you, we should focus on our business. Lets talk it later, okay?
MaNaeSWolf tries to extinguish the fires by throwing his cup of tea on it. It definitely did not work at all.
bullwinkle has amputated a tree make fell it on the fire. The fires enlarged immediately and reached the place of where manaeswolf working.
boydster: They said there was drink here but Did I come the bar earlier than it opened?
bullwinkle: No, you came just in true time. To drink at the bar, you have to put fire out first.
"I am fine, guys. don't worry about me" MaNaeSWolf said when everything around him still burning!
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Mundin

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I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay....

There's this guy here called Mundin, I have trust issues with him, and a fire axe, just saying.
There's a guy here called Boydster......

That's why i'm hiding behind Boydster this whole time.  Jura and fire-axe, not a good thing until I know for sure I can trust her, which is almost never!    At least she does not have a flamehtrower this time!   

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Mundin

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I take a seat at the table, pull out my flask, and have a nice long sip.

"Hello, Ted. We meet again, old friend."

ted looks healthier than last i saw him.  That is a good thing.   Maybe ted can tell us who the miners are?   I pull out a fortune tellers deck of cards and start doing a reading.   I'm sure Ted can influence the cards, thus speaking to us.

I have noticed the roasted koalas, bullwinkle, but let's work up an appetite putting out these fires. We can dine later in nature's fur burger cafe.

Hey, you guys, the pilliga scrub we're in, is famous for weird stuff......Ghosts, min min lights, yowies..... a deck of fortune tellers cards is least of our worries.

Anyhoo, I have an ice cold can of beer in my hand, which I'm slamming down fast. I'm going to fell some trees for a fire break with my axe, and hope the wind doesn't change direction....

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Bullwinkle

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Kolas taste just like flying squirrels.

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wise

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Mundin came by running: I found! I found! why is jura using a fireaxe. fire.axe. get it boydster? Somehow, mundin suggested using tarot cards to find the guilty among them.
Sunset: Guys, I see burning koalas here, this is heartbreaking. we should do something about them.
Manaeswolf: What about me?
Sunset: Wait for your turn!
bullwinkle: Burning koalas isn't so bad. At least we can eat them. This is delicious, especially before beer!
Manaeswolf: I am not delicious. I do not want complaining but I am slightly burning!



Really, I am fine, Manaeswolf said while his trotters have got fired a bit.
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I think the peanut trees are on fire.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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SCG came running and yelling: Peanut trees are burning! Peanut trees are burning!

Crouton had intervened the events: Wait. Let's do everything in order. What we have? One. Bar is burning. Two. manaeswolf is burning. Three. koalas are burning. Four. Peanut trees are burning.

NSS jumped the issue: In my opinion, we should to save peanut trees first.

Manaeswolf: man?
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SCG came running and yelling: Peanut trees are burning! Peanut trees are burning!

Crouton had intervened the events: Wait. Let's do everything in order. What we have? One. Bar is burning. Two. manaeswolf is burning. Three. koalas are burning. Four. Peanut trees are burning.

NSS jumped the issue: In my opinion, we should to save peanut trees first.

Manaeswolf: man?


NSS says nothing of the such.  Let it all burn.
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Bullwinkle

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Why is nobody concerned about the elephants used to harvest the peanut trees?

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I already attached buckets of water with holes in the bottom to the elephants and sent them running to the fire to help put it out. Or burn. I dunno, is elephant meat tasty?
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bullwinkle: We can use the elephants.
Colonel: Let's wet them and send them among the trees. the fires are extinguished as they cannot burn such a large animal. If I am wrong so we can eat them.
NSS: John's photos are burning! John's photos are burning! We have to save them first of all !
bullwinkle: Wut?
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If we put the peanut trees out in time we can have roasted peanuts.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Okay new peeps, it would be remiss of me not to warn you of the nefarious ways that some of the old hands will try to manipulate you, I've no doubt you are smart enough to work this out but I'm saying it anyway.

Beware the helpful kind and believable PM (especially from Boyd & Mundy)getting you into a dialogue about who to suspect, especially if they start pointing fingers at yours truly, they are probably bastard pyromaniac miners, report them to a true firefighter such as me.

(Boyd & Mundy may well be truly good, I am just using their names as an illustration, it has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that they are arch twisters of the truth and are evil more often than not whereas I am almost always good, especially this time, okay?)
Life is meaningless and everything dies.

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Anyone who partakes in turning my country into a den of hell should be put on a spit, roasted alive and fed to wild pigs. To hell with them.

This includes our fugly prime minister. Immunity to whoever can catch that fat fuck

Does everyone have an appropriate mask? The smoke is a form of population control. Designed to kill perhaps 1-2 decades after exposure. Do not breathe it in


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Mundin

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Okay new peeps, it would be remiss of me not to warn you of the nefarious ways that some of the old hands will try to manipulate you, I've no doubt you are smart enough to work this out but I'm saying it anyway.

Beware the helpful kind and believable PM (especially from Boyd & Mundy)getting you into a dialogue about who to suspect, especially if they start pointing fingers at yours truly, they are probably bastard pyromaniac miners, report them to a true firefighter such as me.

(Boyd & Mundy may well be truly good, I am just using their names as an illustration, it has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that they are arch twisters of the truth and are evil more often than not whereas I am almost always good, especially this time, okay?)

wait, wait, wait.  to date i have not burnt anything to the ground.  You and Boyd on the other hand, you are both pyromaniacs.  I'm here to stop the fires.     

Also, I wouldn't trust anyone who tries to tell you to not listen to PMs. its almost like she wants us isolated.....actually trust noone yet.  the evil will reveal itself, as it always does