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« Reply #4440 on: January 05, 2022, 01:44:15 PM »
After avoiding the corone for the whole pandemic so far, we've finally been exposed. One of my bloke's workmates/minions tested positive so now my bloke is banished to the basement in case he's harbouring disease.

Although 99% of Canberra has, been vaccinated, I would conservatively estimate about 5% of people have the corone. We are getting close to 1000 cases a day in a population of ~450K. That's just the ones that got a test. Testing queues are massive, many aren't bothering, many that do are turned away as centres reach capacity only hours after opening and people are start getting told to only come if they have symptoms. The government has given up listing 'exposure' sites too so no one is informed about what got hit

So going out for shopping or leisure means definate exposure. It would be madness to think it could be avoided until whenever this pandemic ends.

Even if the pandemic does 'end' it will be in name only. Those with naive immune systems (the antivaxxers) will be just as vulnerable as when covid first hit

In just over a week I get my 'booster'. From February I know the chances of getting it will sky-rocket as kids return to school. I'll obviously get the corone at some point but when I do, it will be an unofficial booster of the omicron variant or whatever variant is floating around.

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« Reply #4441 on: January 05, 2022, 02:43:30 PM »
After avoiding the corone for the whole pandemic so far, we've finally been exposed. One of my bloke's workmates/minions tested positive so now my bloke is banished to the basement in case he's harbouring disease.
Hopefully you all get out of it with just this little bit of a scare. Fingers crossed, I am beginning to suspect we're in the clear with my family right now, the one exception being my still-asymptomatic stepbrother.

That's so frustrating though, isn't it?! To have made it so far, so long, having been so careful, and then POOF! Suddenly it's at your doorstep.

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« Reply #4442 on: January 05, 2022, 06:30:05 PM »
This is what an entitled fuckwit looks like:


https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2022-01-06/serbian-president-will-fight-for-novak-djokovic/100740932
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison says Novak Djokovic is not welcome in Australia and will be deported, after the tennis star was denied entry to the country while stranded at Melbourne airport due to a visa issue.

Key points:Novak Djokovic's attempt to enter Australia has turned into a diplomatic stoush with SerbiaThe Prime Minister says Djokovic will be deported after being unable to prove a medical exemption to enterSerbian President Aleksandar Vučić has vowed to fight for Djokovic to enter Australia

The defending Australian Open champion was detained by Border Force after arriving in Melbourne late last night on a plane from Dubai.

"Entry with a visa requires double vaccination [against COVID-19] or a medical exemption," Mr Morrison said.

"I am advised that such an exemption was not in place, and as such he is subject to the same rules as anyone else.

"People are welcome in Australia, but if you're not double-vaccinated and you're not a resident or citizen, then you can't come."

On Instagram, Serbia's President Aleksandar Vučić vowed to "fight" for Djokovic to be able to enter Australia, and said he would use all diplomatic avenues available to Serbia to help the player.

"I told our Novak that the whole of Serbia is with him," Mr Vučić wrote.

"Our bodies are doing everything to see that the harassment of the world's best tennis player is brought to an end, immediately."

Mr Morrison said the Serbian embassy had made representations to the government, but he said Djokovic had been unable to prove he was medically exempt from being vaccinated against COVID-19.

"All countries have their border rules ... other countries have those same rules," he said.

"This is a very specific case that deals with one individual."

Djokovic has been vocally opposed to COVID-19 vaccinations, and has refused to confirm whether or not he is vaccinated.

Novak Djokovic has been denied entry to Australia.(AP: Andy Brownbill)

Tennis Australia and the Victorian government had earlier issued Djokovic with a medical exemption from getting vaccinated against COVID-19, clearing the world number one player to travel to Australia to defend his Australian Open title.

After Djokovic's visa was cancelled, Mr Morrison tweeted that "rules were rules" and no-one would get special treatment.

"No-one is above these rules," he wrote.

"Our strong border policies have been critical to Australia having one of the lowest death rates in the world from COVID, we are continuing to be vigilant."

Fuck you Novak you anti vaxxer entitled piece of shit!! GTFO!

Thinks because he's rich and famous he's above the rules. Sucked in on him learning he's not.

Our PM is obviously appealing to popularism here given how disgusted most of Australia is at Novak thinking the rules don't apply to him but in this case I'm glad he had the balls to fuck this guy out of Australia.

Novak's lawyers are appealing. LOL. Good luck with that  >:D

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« Reply #4443 on: January 05, 2022, 08:10:32 PM »
What an idiot, Fuck him.

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« Reply #4444 on: January 06, 2022, 01:27:33 AM »
Reminds me of time when amber heard tried to bring illegal animals to asutralia.


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« Reply #4445 on: January 06, 2022, 03:43:39 AM »
Although 99% of Canberra has, been vaccinated, I would conservatively estimate about 5% of people have the corone. We are getting close to 1000 cases a day in a population of ~450K. That's just the ones that got a test. Testing queues are massive, many aren't bothering, many that do are turned away as centres reach capacity only hours after opening and people are start getting told to only come if they have symptoms.
I think testing and reported infection numbers are becoming increasingly meaningless in most places as omicron goes endemic.   1 in 10 had it just last week in London!

The important numbers are hospitalisations and deaths.
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« Reply #4446 on: January 06, 2022, 04:26:34 AM »
After avoiding the corone for the whole pandemic so far, we've finally been exposed. One of my bloke's workmates/minions tested positive so now my bloke is banished to the basement in case he's harbouring disease.

Although 99% of Canberra has, been vaccinated, I would conservatively estimate about 5% of people have the corone. We are getting close to 1000 cases a day in a population of ~450K. That's just the ones that got a test. Testing queues are massive, many aren't bothering, many that do are turned away as centres reach capacity only hours after opening and people are start getting told to only come if they have symptoms. The government has given up listing 'exposure' sites too so no one is informed about what got hit

So going out for shopping or leisure means definate exposure. It would be madness to think it could be avoided until whenever this pandemic ends.

Even if the pandemic does 'end' it will be in name only. Those with naive immune systems (the antivaxxers) will be just as vulnerable as when covid first hit

In just over a week I get my 'booster'. From February I know the chances of getting it will sky-rocket as kids return to school. I'll obviously get the corone at some point but when I do, it will be an unofficial booster of the omicron variant or whatever variant is floating around.

My town has only had 140 odd cases over the entire pandemic, its just not circulating that much in my area.

I'm due my booster on the 25th, the Glorious Leader gets her first jab next week, booked as soon as they opened up jabs for under 12s.
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« Reply #4447 on: January 06, 2022, 02:30:11 PM »
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/doug-kuzma-61-newport-news-va-right-wing-podcaster-dead-from-covid

The fat antivaxxer fuckwit, QAnon fan and Trumptard Doug Kuzma, is no longer stealing valuable oxygen or a bed space in hospital. The POS has died. A slow, lingering, horrible death. The years spent conning and lying to people especially in regards to being an anti vaxxer have finally caught up to the fat bastard



I can probably assist with their information desire

Doug was a dumbarse fat moron who didn't take the threat of Covid seriously and denied the science and data of life saving vaccines. He went to a like minded BS crowded conference in the middle of a pandemic and contracted the disease. Predictably, being obese and in poor health, his prognosis was always going to be death if ever came into contact with the virus if he wasn't vaccinated


One less vote for Trump in 2024 LOL  ;D ;D ;D



Check out his Facebook page too. Trolled to the extreme lol
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100074502886821
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« Reply #4448 on: January 06, 2022, 02:34:11 PM »
https://www.newsweek.com/ron-desantis-florida-covid-press-conference-breath-1666230

Desantis appears to be a bit short on breath these days.  Perhaps that's why he vanished for a few weeks.
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« Reply #4449 on: January 06, 2022, 02:49:21 PM »
Newsweek is about as reliable as The National Enquirer. It was just yesterday that Jon Stewart told them to eat his ass.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #4450 on: January 06, 2022, 03:18:20 PM »
He told them their business model is arson!

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« Reply #4451 on: January 06, 2022, 04:51:50 PM »
DeSantis did seem to be having trouble breathing, though.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #4452 on: January 06, 2022, 05:05:38 PM »
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/doug-kuzma-61-newport-news-va-right-wing-podcaster-dead-from-covid




Check out his Facebook page too. Trolled to the extreme lol
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100074502886821



These bible thumpers dont read their bibles too well

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« Reply #4453 on: January 06, 2022, 07:15:57 PM »
DeSantis did seem to be having trouble breathing, though.

He also seemed... disturbed.
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« Reply #4454 on: January 06, 2022, 07:27:07 PM »
DeSantis did seem to be having trouble breathing, though.

He also seemed... disturbed.

I'll pray to God. It will probably be worded differently than what most prayers usual intentions are for though.


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« Reply #4455 on: January 06, 2022, 10:08:46 PM »
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/doug-kuzma-61-newport-news-va-right-wing-podcaster-dead-from-covid

The fat antivaxxer fuckwit, QAnon fan and Trumptard Doug Kuzma, is no longer stealing valuable oxygen or a bed space in hospital. The POS has died. A slow, lingering, horrible death. The years spent conning and lying to people especially in regards to being an anti vaxxer have finally caught up to the fat bastard



I can probably assist with their information desire

Doug was a dumbarse fat moron who didn't take the threat of Covid seriously and denied the science and data of life saving vaccines. He went to a like minded BS crowded conference in the middle of a pandemic and contracted the disease. Predictably, being obese and in poor health, his prognosis was always going to be death if ever came into contact with the virus if he wasn't vaccinated


One less vote for Trump in 2024 LOL  ;D ;D ;D



Check out his Facebook page too. Trolled to the extreme lol
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100074502886821

Its always weird when they go 'let God control you.  God knows best.' especially after someone dies.

Like "Ok, so God wanted Doug to die.  So he let God kill him.  Happy to die too, for God.  Because God had control."

Meanwhile I'm damn sure Doug was begging and pleading to live.

"Sorry Doug.  God has control and God said to die."
You have been ignored for common interest of mankind.

I am a terrible person and I am a typical Blowhard Liberal for being wrong about Bom.

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« Reply #4456 on: January 06, 2022, 10:58:49 PM »
side note


is sceppy alive?
he's got diabetes.
hope he didn't go outside like i made fun of him to do all those many years ago...

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« Reply #4457 on: January 07, 2022, 12:08:57 AM »
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/doug-kuzma-61-newport-news-va-right-wing-podcaster-dead-from-covid

The fat antivaxxer fuckwit, QAnon fan and Trumptard Doug Kuzma, is no longer stealing valuable oxygen or a bed space in hospital. The POS has died. A slow, lingering, horrible death. The years spent conning and lying to people especially in regards to being an anti vaxxer have finally caught up to the fat bastard



I can probably assist with their information desire

Doug was a dumbarse fat moron who didn't take the threat of Covid seriously and denied the science and data of life saving vaccines. He went to a like minded BS crowded conference in the middle of a pandemic and contracted the disease. Predictably, being obese and in poor health, his prognosis was always going to be death if ever came into contact with the virus if he wasn't vaccinated


One less vote for Trump in 2024 LOL  ;D ;D ;D



Check out his Facebook page too. Trolled to the extreme lol
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100074502886821

Its always weird when they go 'let God control you.  God knows best.' especially after someone dies.

Like "Ok, so God wanted Doug to die.  So he let God kill him.  Happy to die too, for God.  Because God had control."

Meanwhile I'm damn sure Doug was begging and pleading to live.

"Sorry Doug.  God has control and God said to die."

It's infuriating because it's impossible to argue with.

I once had a coworker that insisted that climate change wasn't a problem because God is in control.  And even if we destroy the planet then that's okay because we'll be in heaven.
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« Reply #4458 on: January 07, 2022, 12:23:03 AM »
i, being a christian, reject the catch-all "if your will be done" get-out-of-jail card (maybe not the right term but i can't think of it its on the tip of my face...).

God also told the people to look after the earth so that's BS.
Aesop said God helps those who help themselves.
Also God says taht if you pray and ask with pure intentions He will change His mind.
soooo many things against that line of thinking.



also

did anyone see Krystal Tini anal bleeding interview?
QAN news or newtothemax or something.
be interesting to hear thoughts on the mechanism that vax shedders breathing their spikes on you causes your ass to spontaneously rupture.


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« Reply #4459 on: January 07, 2022, 03:59:25 AM »
Are anti-vaxxers blaming farts on the vaccinated?
You have been ignored for common interest of mankind.

I am a terrible person and I am a typical Blowhard Liberal for being wrong about Bom.

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« Reply #4460 on: January 07, 2022, 04:09:34 AM »
i, being a christian, reject the catch-all "if your will be done" get-out-of-jail card (maybe not the right term but i can't think of it its on the tip of my face...).

God also told the people to look after the earth so that's BS.
Aesop said God helps those who help themselves.
Also God says taht if you pray and ask with pure intentions He will change His mind.
soooo many things against that line of thinking.



also

did anyone see Krystal Tini anal bleeding interview?
QAN news or newtothemax or something.
be interesting to hear thoughts on the mechanism that vax shedders breathing their spikes on you causes your ass to spontaneously rupture.



Pro tip:  If you are bleeding out of your arse, see a fucking doctor as soon as you can.

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« Reply #4461 on: January 07, 2022, 06:26:09 AM »
Are anti-vaxxers blaming farts on the vaccinated?

Bleeding farts.


Also
Some commenters noted that ass blood is an ivermectin side effect.

My theory is anal sex.

Who knows.
She clearly not honest about deducing the cause.

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« Reply #4462 on: January 07, 2022, 08:30:33 AM »
Pro tip:  If you are bleeding out of your arse, see a fucking doctor as soon as you can.
Even if you stuck a breadknife up there?  Just asking for a friend.
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« Reply #4463 on: January 07, 2022, 09:59:01 AM »
I ate lunch this tuesday with someone that tested positive the day after. Gonna be interesting if I got the corone!
...also I have an exam next monday, so I am not going to get tested unless I have symptoms strong enough to not let me do the exam.
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« Reply #4464 on: January 07, 2022, 10:10:06 AM »
That seems wildly irresponsible and at the same time very on brand. Do you mean Monday the 10th, or the following Monday (17th)?

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« Reply #4465 on: January 07, 2022, 10:47:53 AM »
That seems wildly irresponsible and at the same time very on brand. Do you mean Monday the 10th, or the following Monday (17th)?

It's monday the 10th.
I'm not too worried, all people there and especially the ones I interact with are vaccinated and mostly also boostered. Additionally, I'll be wearing an ffp2 (n95) mask which pretty much stops the spread of the corone.
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« Reply #4466 on: January 07, 2022, 11:00:16 AM »
I'm a potential COVID spreader right now and I'm going to make the least possible effort to not be a bioterrorist.
Well at least you're honest about it

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« Reply #4467 on: January 07, 2022, 11:57:37 AM »
If you really want God's will to be done, you have to learn to speak in tongues. The Devil can't eavesdrop on your conversation when you speak in tongues.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #4468 on: January 07, 2022, 01:43:11 PM »
My dad's entire household tested positive today. My son is the only domino left to fall from their gathering last weekend, and I hope he doesn't wind up getting it but I have a suspicion he will. Luckily he's young, healthy, and triple vaxxed so I'm sure it won't hit him too hard at all, but still.

For my dad's household, they are all doing good so far. Stepbrother (who left to go back to his apartment) is asymptomatic still. Stepsister has chills and a mild fever. Stepmom is just a little fatigued. And my dad feels fine.

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« Reply #4469 on: January 07, 2022, 03:52:34 PM »
I'm lucky I didn't get Covid, considering I'm practically a bioterrorist.