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« Reply #3630 on: July 21, 2021, 08:45:56 AM »
IMAGINE THIS!

A semi with its trailer painted in American flags and majestic eagles. In each claw a syringe. Dad rock plays from speakers mounted on the roof. When they roll up and throw open the doors, doctors dressed like bikers jump out ready to inject you with patriotism. 
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« Reply #3631 on: July 21, 2021, 08:51:22 AM »
I think it would seal the deal if they could somehow make gun syringes.  Or maybe bullets with vaccines in them but slower and sharper so it doesn't kill them when applying the vaccine.
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« Reply #3632 on: July 21, 2021, 08:54:49 AM »
I think it would seal the deal if they could somehow make gun syringes.  Or maybe bullets with vaccines in them but slower and sharper so it doesn't kill them when applying the vaccine.
Like a gun that shoots tranquilizer darts, but it has the vaccine instead.
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« Reply #3633 on: July 21, 2021, 08:57:38 AM »
I was just thinking about the door to door vaccine thing. When I first heard of it, I thought it was a good idea, but I also thought they were actually offering vaccines! I guess it's just an effort to get people to sign up for vaccines, which is a waste of time. They should have vaccination vans rolling out, actually offer a vaccine to people. The J&J vaccine doesn't require all that special refrigeration, it may not be as effective as the others, but it is better than nothing.

Until I read this I thought they were offering the actual vacciene too.

Now that I think about it, they are probably worried they might get attacked by some crazy right wing mob if they had actual shots there. "Dem gubment folk is forcin us to get the 5G chips at gunpoint! Git a rope!"

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« Reply #3634 on: July 21, 2021, 09:16:21 AM »
I think it would seal the deal if they could somehow make gun syringes.  Or maybe bullets with vaccines in them but slower and sharper so it doesn't kill them when applying the vaccine.
Like a gun that shoots tranquilizer darts, but it has the vaccine instead.

Yes but it has to look like an AR-15.  Also the liberals have to raise a big stink over it and try to ban it. 
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« Reply #3635 on: July 21, 2021, 09:36:20 AM »
I think it would seal the deal if they could somehow make gun syringes.  Or maybe bullets with vaccines in them but slower and sharper so it doesn't kill them when applying the vaccine.
Like a gun that shoots tranquilizer darts, but it has the vaccine instead.





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« Reply #3636 on: July 21, 2021, 11:36:10 AM »


We need Randy Savage to promote vaccines. (I know he's dead :'( )
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« Reply #3637 on: July 21, 2021, 01:18:26 PM »
I think it would seal the deal if they could somehow make gun syringes.
Sorta like this?
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« Reply #3638 on: July 21, 2021, 02:06:53 PM »
I think it would seal the deal if they could somehow make gun syringes.
Sorta like this?


Kinda, but accurate from perhaps a CDC helicopter running low and fast tracking unwilling targets moving quickly across the American tundra, aka, mall parking lots.
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« Reply #3639 on: July 21, 2021, 02:15:15 PM »
I think it would seal the deal if they could somehow make gun syringes.
Sorta like this?


No!  That's way too sciency.  Conservatives will never come near that.  It needs to resemble something you can massacre a school with to get any respect from the maga people.
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« Reply #3640 on: July 21, 2021, 02:26:01 PM »
How about using bioengineered spiders with a nano-virus forcefully infecting humans.

That scary enough?

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« Reply #3641 on: July 24, 2021, 01:24:56 AM »
Karma biting this anti vaxxer POS on the arse

https://www.news.com.au/world/coronavirus/health/vocal-antivaxxer-dies-of-covid-after-publicly-speaking-out-against-vaccine/news-story/14ab5fc5265ee1ba533918ac5ae77317
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Just a few weeks ago, vocal Hillsong Church member Stephen Harmon took to social media and did what he was widely known for — taking aim at Covid vaccines.

He riffed around with some ideas and paid a homage to Jay-Z with a tweet that read: “If you have an email problem, I feel bad for you, my son. I’ve had 99 problems, but VAX isn’t one!”

Flash forward to this week and the 34 year old is dead.

After fighting against the effects of Covid-19 for a month, he died at the Corona Regional Medical Center, Los Angeles, amid a new wave of cases in the United States.

His death was announced by Hillsong founder Brian Houston, who said he had just heard the “devastating news that our beloved friend, Stephen Harmon has passed away from Covid. Heartbreaking.”

Burn in hell you SOB

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« Reply #3642 on: July 24, 2021, 01:47:39 AM »
Unfortunately the sheeple eill think the govt killed him to silence him.
No end in sight for the stupid.

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« Reply #3643 on: July 25, 2021, 01:09:28 PM »
https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-57928647

This is an interesting new angle in vaccine misinformation.  Apparently there is a malicious intent to spread some of this misinformation.  I'm not sure how much the idea of freedom of speech should apply to this.
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« Reply #3644 on: July 25, 2021, 03:18:05 PM »
Wow, I don't think that is free speech either. More like a conspiracy to make people afraid of the Pfizer vaccine. I hope they investigate "Fazze" and find out who is really behind all of it.
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« Reply #3645 on: July 25, 2021, 08:14:38 PM »
Wow, I don't think that is free speech either. More like a conspiracy to make people afraid of the Pfizer vaccine. I hope they investigate "Fazze" and find out who is really behind all of it.

No need to guess, it was the Russians. :)  Colour me stunned and amazed.

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Fazze is a part of AdNow, which is a digital marketing company, registered in both Russia and the UK.

The BBC has made multiple attempts to contact AdNow by phone, email and even a letter couriered to their Moscow headquarters, but they have not responded.

Eventually we managed to contact Ewan Tolladay, one of two directors of the British arm of AdNow - who lives in Durham.

Mr Tolladay said he had very little to do with Fazze - which he said was a joint venture between his fellow director - a Russian man called Stanislav Fesenko - and another person whose identity he didn't know.

He said that he hadn't been a part of the disinformation campaign. He said he hadn't even known Fazze had taken on the contract before the story broke. He couldn't enlighten us on who the mystery client was.

He said that in light of the scandal "we are doing the responsible thing and shutting down AdNow here in the UK". He said Fazze was also being shut down.

We have tried to get Mr Fesenko to talk to us but had no success.

Both the French and German authorities have launched investigations into Fazze's approaches to influencers.

But the identity of the agency's mystery client remains unclear.

There has been speculation about the Russian connections to this scandal and the interests of the Russian state in promoting its own vaccine - Sputnik V.
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« Reply #3646 on: July 26, 2021, 05:53:10 AM »
We are going to be seeing a LOT more stories about anti-vaxxers changing their tune as they lay dying in a hospital bed.

Almost all deaths from this point out are going to be from the unvaccinated, and I don't know of any that don't change their tune after nearly dying.

Even that paragon of health Trump got the shot after his mighty immune system was kneecapped by a wee little virus. Even if he tried to hide getting it.

I just hope these stories change enough minds that we prevent another massive wave. It's looking hopeful, vaccination rates are climbing as more and more anti-vaxxers start telling their stories and begging people to get the shot because, surprise, it's real. And it sucks.

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« Reply #3647 on: July 26, 2021, 06:20:26 AM »
So some guy here in NSW was told he was a close contact with a delta strained covid positive case and was ordered to self isolate at home

So what does he do? Decides it's a neat time to travel around Australia. Nearly 10 days of infectious period living it up in the community.  Flight attendant among those he infected from another state

Seriously fuck this human garbage off to jail. Willful endangerment of lives (and given how people are already dying in Australia again it's very likely his jaunt around the country will have a knock on effect of killing someone from his spreading infection) as well as potentially costing a state hundreds of millions or even billions of dollars of economic damage (given delta is so hard to contain and time consuming to crush)

Australia is no short of muppets though with thousands attending 'freedom rallies' all huddled together to protest against lockdowns and vaccinations.

At this stage, I dont give a fuck about these peoples 'freedoms'. Sit down, shut up, take your medicine or GTFO of society. You cant take what you want from a society and then be a selfish POS at the same time. It's not how it works

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« Reply #3648 on: July 27, 2021, 12:34:30 AM »


This bitch here is probably one of the most detestable people in Australia. Has been since she entered politics 20 odd years ago. Highly racist, xenophobic, bigoted and clueless as hell, she has recently announced among her most recent tirade on national TV, she will not get the 'killer' vaccine (yes she is an antivaxxer to boot). She encourages everyone that would listen to not get vaccinated and not adhere to wearing masks and social distance

One of the most uncouth and uneducated Muppets in Australian politics, she still manages to attract a following that keeps her there

Personally I am pleased she won't get the vaccine. A more worthy person can take her place

She's at a high risk age group too. I'll celebrate if Darwin can take out this repugnant bitch once and for all. She's too dumb to learn anything. If she survived, even barely,  costing the health care system hundreds of thousands of dollars for her care and taking a hospital bed for someone who may have genuinely needed it, she would claim that as a victory against not taking the vaccine. Fuck her. Maybe her death could be the greatest gift to her followers.

To get the fucking vaccine

So catch covid and die Pauline. Slowly and painfully would be a nice icing on the cake 8) Normally I'd say just suffer a lot and hopelly learn something from the experience but you're incapable of learning. Also Australia will be much better off without you.... You have a deleterious effect on our prosperity so it's time for you to POQ! :D


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« Reply #3649 on: July 27, 2021, 09:52:18 AM »
Karma biting this anti vaxxer POS on the arse

https://www.news.com.au/world/coronavirus/health/vocal-antivaxxer-dies-of-covid-after-publicly-speaking-out-against-vaccine/news-story/14ab5fc5265ee1ba533918ac5ae77317
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Just a few weeks ago, vocal Hillsong Church member Stephen Harmon took to social media and did what he was widely known for — taking aim at Covid vaccines.

He riffed around with some ideas and paid a homage to Jay-Z with a tweet that read: “If you have an email problem, I feel bad for you, my son. I’ve had 99 problems, but VAX isn’t one!”

Flash forward to this week and the 34 year old is dead.

After fighting against the effects of Covid-19 for a month, he died at the Corona Regional Medical Center, Los Angeles, amid a new wave of cases in the United States.

His death was announced by Hillsong founder Brian Houston, who said he had just heard the “devastating news that our beloved friend, Stephen Harmon has passed away from Covid. Heartbreaking.”

Burn in hell you SOB

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« Reply #3650 on: July 27, 2021, 02:38:30 PM »


Pretty good video explaining vaccine efficacy

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« Reply #3651 on: July 27, 2021, 02:57:29 PM »
Ya
People keep sayi g theyre 90% protected.

I keep twlling them no, youre 6/10 people likely not to have serious illness.

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« Reply #3652 on: July 28, 2021, 01:11:03 PM »
Second jab tomorrow, yay!
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« Reply #3653 on: July 28, 2021, 01:30:00 PM »
Make sure to check to see if you're magnetic!
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« Reply #3654 on: July 28, 2021, 06:15:24 PM »
Tell them that you want the 5G upgrade.
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« Reply #3655 on: July 28, 2021, 10:51:39 PM »
Ironic?

“The irony of antivaxers saying they don’t want to be part of an experiment without realizing they are now the control group."

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« Reply #3656 on: July 28, 2021, 11:39:12 PM »
I'll be sure to check I'm magnetic
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« Reply #3657 on: July 29, 2021, 12:08:17 AM »
Ironic?

“The irony of antivaxers saying they don’t want to be part of an experiment without realizing they are now the control group."

Hahaha that's good 8)

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« Reply #3658 on: July 29, 2021, 01:35:52 AM »
Ironic?

“The irony of antivaxers saying they don’t want to be part of an experiment without realizing they are now the control group."

Hahaha that's good 8)


I missed that earlier
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« Reply #3659 on: July 29, 2021, 09:55:24 AM »
Who's excited to put their masks back on!?



Congratulations antivaxxers, you fucked things up for the rest of us.
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