nCoV public service announcement. (IMPORTANT)

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Re: nCoV public service announcement. (IMPORTANT)
« Reply #3420 on: June 04, 2021, 07:04:11 AM »
Your study is absolutely bullcrap for using masks with vent holes then testing exhaling. Thats literally just retarded, everybody knows that the mask isnt protecting others properly if it has a vent hole.

This just proves you aren't paying attention. Aside from not noticing they said KN95 and not K95, they tested a variety of masks, some with vent holes, some without.

I don't even know what we're arguing about anymore.

K95 masks (without vent holes) and surgical masks both reduce the chances of spreading viruses through droplets or aerosols, as designed. That's all I'm saying.
Putting your hand in front of your mouth while coughing and sneezing also reduces droplets and aerosols. Yet it's not a proper way to prevent the spread of a truely airborne pathogen.

Ok, so we're pointlessly arguing just to argue and for no other reason.  Glad we cleared that up!  :)

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« Reply #3421 on: June 04, 2021, 07:21:13 AM »
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: nCoV public service announcement. (IMPORTANT)
« Reply #3422 on: June 06, 2021, 01:16:26 AM »


Men with beards invariably failed.

In mask fit, and life in general.
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« Reply #3423 on: June 06, 2021, 03:20:34 AM »


Men with beards invariably failed.

In mask fit, and life in general.
How very dare you.
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« Reply #3424 on: June 06, 2021, 08:02:30 AM »
Beards are a natural part of cycle of life.



ďMany people have asked why I grew this beard, and most of those people are my wife. And my answer to them is always the same: itís an evolutionary signal to the mating population that says ĎNo thank you. Iím all done. Iíve had children. My DNA is out in the world, my evolutionary purpose is fulfilled. I no longer deserve physical affection. Itís time for me to focus on my weird dad hobbies like puns and writing that book I always meant to write.Ē

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Re: nCoV public service announcement. (IMPORTANT)
« Reply #3425 on: June 10, 2021, 12:26:13 AM »


Holy shit!  Are we magnetized now?  Has anyone tried this out? 

I would really like to use magnets to pin notes to me like a fridge.
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« Reply #3426 on: June 10, 2021, 01:06:38 AM »
Damn it! When Australia sorting its shit out! I wanna be magnetised!

Then I can call myself 'Magneto' 8)


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« Reply #3427 on: June 10, 2021, 01:54:38 AM »


Holy shit!  Are we magnetized now?  Has anyone tried this out? 

I would really like to use magnets to pin notes to me like a fridge.
I love the bit at the end where she says "Any questions".  Perfect comedic timing.
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« Reply #3428 on: June 10, 2021, 02:12:23 AM »

I tried sticking a spoon to my forehead, but it didnít work.
Then I got a scrolling message across my field of vision saying, ďAre you trying to access your Microsoft magnetic abilities? Press left finger to thumb for yes right finger to thumb for no.Ē

So, you do have a choice.
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Re: nCoV public service announcement. (IMPORTANT)
« Reply #3429 on: June 10, 2021, 04:33:40 AM »

I tried sticking a spoon to my forehead, but it didnít work.
Then I got a scrolling message across my field of vision saying, ďAre you trying to access your Microsoft magnetic abilities? Press left finger to thumb for yes right finger to thumb for no.Ē

Tried this, but it kept asking for a reboot.
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« Reply #3430 on: June 10, 2021, 06:23:26 AM »

Itís an embedded google algorithm trying to get you to buy new shoes, turn off cookies.
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Re: nCoV public service announcement. (IMPORTANT)
« Reply #3431 on: June 10, 2021, 06:30:18 AM »

I tried sticking a spoon to my forehead, but it didnít work.
Then I got a scrolling message across my field of vision saying, ďAre you trying to access your Microsoft magnetic abilities? Press left finger to thumb for yes right finger to thumb for no.Ē

So, you do have a choice.
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« Reply #3432 on: June 10, 2021, 08:00:55 AM »
I retract what I said about England having a worse antivax problem.

Clearly it's hard to deny that a country that believes vaccines turns us into fucking magnets has a much worse problem.

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Re: nCoV public service announcement. (IMPORTANT)
« Reply #3433 on: June 10, 2021, 03:10:31 PM »


Men with beards invariably failed.

In mask fit, and life in general.

Girls with beards fail miserabler.

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Re: nCoV public service announcement. (IMPORTANT)
« Reply #3434 on: June 10, 2021, 06:04:34 PM »


Men with beards invariably failed.

In mask fit, and life in general.

Girls with beards fail miserabler.

If by fail you mean are super hot, then yes?

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Re: nCoV public service announcement. (IMPORTANT)
« Reply #3435 on: June 10, 2021, 10:12:46 PM »
Beards are a natural part of cycle of life.



ďMany people have asked why I grew this beard, and most of those people are my wife. And my answer to them is always the same: itís an evolutionary signal to the mating population that says ĎNo thank you. Iím all done. Iíve had children. My DNA is out in the world, my evolutionary purpose is fulfilled. I no longer deserve physical affection. Itís time for me to focus on my weird dad hobbies like puns and writing that book I always meant to write.Ē

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Many friend girls of mine say the think beards are hot, so you have been disproven.
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Re: nCoV public service announcement. (IMPORTANT)
« Reply #3436 on: June 11, 2021, 02:10:25 AM »
Beards are not hot. Unless you mean that they feel hot to the wearer of the beard, in the summer. That's probably true.
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« Reply #3437 on: June 11, 2021, 03:06:28 AM »
Beards are not hot. Unless you mean that they feel hot to the wearer of the beard, in the summer. That's probably true.

Beards are for men who have something to hide. Or if they think they are so ugly they want less attention on their face


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Re: nCoV public service announcement. (IMPORTANT)
« Reply #3438 on: June 11, 2021, 06:28:07 AM »
Beards are not hot. Unless you mean that they feel hot to the wearer of the beard, in the summer. That's probably true.

Beards are for men who have something to hide. Or if they think they are so ugly they want less attention on their face
Or for men who are just too lazy to shave.
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Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
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« Reply #3439 on: June 11, 2021, 09:09:48 AM »
Beards are for men who have something to hide.

True, we are hiding our rugged good looks that attract so many women (and men) that we become a safety hazard.

For the benefit of all, we must only show our true selves to those that are worthy.

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« Reply #3440 on: June 11, 2021, 05:32:28 PM »
I think we should all take Ivermectin and stop wearing masks.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #3441 on: June 12, 2021, 05:07:36 AM »
Did ya'll hear about the inventor of the pcr test who supposedly said the pcr test can be used to detect everything in anything?
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« Reply #3442 on: June 14, 2021, 01:32:18 PM »
My wife made an appointment to get her Pfizer vaccine for next month. She's already got the sore arm


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« Reply #3443 on: June 14, 2021, 01:35:25 PM »
My wife made an appointment to get her Pfizer vaccine for next month. She's already got the sore arm
When i got my first dose,i only got sore arm.
No other effects.
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« Reply #3444 on: June 14, 2021, 01:37:12 PM »
My wife made an appointment to get her Pfizer vaccine for next month. She's already got the sore arm
When i got my first dose,i only got sore arm.
No other effects.

Well strangely in her case, shes got the sore arm but is yet to get the dose. That Pfizer sure is something!


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« Reply #3445 on: June 14, 2021, 02:24:44 PM »
My wife made an appointment to get her Pfizer vaccine for next month. She's already got the sore arm

Tell her to request the extra magnetism version.
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« Reply #3446 on: June 14, 2021, 09:55:51 PM »
According to my experience, moderna leads to much more side effects. So if you can, get the biontech!
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« Reply #3447 on: June 14, 2021, 11:55:23 PM »
We only have the choice of Pfizer or Astrazenica


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« Reply #3448 on: June 15, 2021, 02:51:56 PM »
According to my experience, moderna leads to much more side effects. So if you can, get the biontech!

How many have you tried?  Is that recommended?

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« Reply #3449 on: June 15, 2021, 03:06:50 PM »
get whatever you can get
why wait and potentially catch corona