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« Reply #3150 on: April 23, 2021, 10:39:24 AM »
I though jj was doing that.
I thought thats how common flu was done - using an empty version.
Apparently not.
They are using a cold virus as a carrier to insert you with the same virus parts.

Your body then starts making the "new" instructions triggering the immune system

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« Reply #3151 on: April 23, 2021, 12:15:34 PM »
I think you are misunderstanding what Shifter is saying. If I'm reading this correctly, he wants a Super nCov-19 that is even more contagious, but doesn't have any of the bad symptoms, and still grants you immunity to the real COVID.

It's similar in concept to how they control malaria in some places. They release a ton of sterile male mosquitos that still really really want to mate with the females, they are just shooting blanks so they don't make babies.
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« Reply #3152 on: April 23, 2021, 12:19:40 PM »
It's clever. I wonder if it's feasible. I can see it running afoul of certain individual liberties though.
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« Reply #3153 on: April 23, 2021, 12:39:27 PM »
Don't psyche yourself out too much about it.  It's very random and I think for most it doesn't rise to level of something you'd call in sick for.
Yes the differences are very big, younger people tend to get more ill. A friens girl of mine had zero side effects after the second dose, I got muscle aches, fever and a bad headache - but only for one day.
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« Reply #3154 on: April 23, 2021, 12:55:49 PM »
I think you are misunderstanding what Shifter is saying. If I'm reading this correctly, he wants a Super nCov-19 that is even more contagious, but doesn't have any of the bad symptoms, and still grants you immunity to the real COVID.

It's similar in concept to how they control malaria in some places. They release a ton of sterile male mosquitos that still really really want to mate with the females, they are just shooting blanks so they don't make babies.


Aaa i see.
A variant that is actually just as infectious but wihout the sympotms.

The porblem is how virus viruses.
Just like any scifi where the nanobots or replicas take over.
A virus tells the cell to make virus.
The cell makes virus until it bursts, unleashing more viruses.
The immune systme is playing catchup at this point.
Part of that is kiling cells in process of making viruses too.
So the body starts just killing cells.

The problem with this covid is the ability to get in.
Its these spikes are so good.
Think reverse sperm.
Ans infecting so much of the body so quickly exponentially.
So your body is killing massive parts of itself which is the problem.


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« Reply #3155 on: April 23, 2021, 04:06:35 PM »
Don't psyche yourself out too much about it.  It's very random and I think for most it doesn't rise to level of something you'd call in sick for.
Yes the differences are very big, younger people tend to get more ill. A friens girl of mine had zero side effects after the second dose, I got muscle aches, fever and a bad headache - but only for one day.

Last time I got the influenza vaccine I had every symptom of the flu without the vomit or fever. But it was only for a day

It obviously means my immune system got triggered and if the real flu came along they'd be like 'we got this 8)'

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« Reply #3156 on: April 24, 2021, 12:15:34 PM »
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« Reply #3157 on: April 24, 2021, 12:38:11 PM »
Huzzah!
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« Reply #3158 on: April 24, 2021, 01:23:35 PM »
Indeed. I can now post here without any computing device whatsoever.
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« Reply #3159 on: April 24, 2021, 01:39:10 PM »
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« Reply #3161 on: April 26, 2021, 03:30:55 AM »
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/apr/23/australia-set-to-host-clinical-trial-of-genetically-modified-covid-nasal-spray-vaccine

Nasal spray vaccine
They infect you with amother virus tho. I wouldnt do it right now, better go for the well established vaccines.

I mean, who know if that new virus is not giving you hiv and cancer?
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« Reply #3162 on: April 26, 2021, 04:34:47 AM »
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/apr/23/australia-set-to-host-clinical-trial-of-genetically-modified-covid-nasal-spray-vaccine

Nasal spray vaccine

They were working on a nasal spray vaccine in Finland last year but the government decided not to fund them, idiots.
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« Reply #3163 on: April 26, 2021, 01:01:17 PM »
The local county here last week announced 2000 vaccine appointments for this week. They have almost 1000 vaccine spots still open. 

Hopefully people take them.
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« Reply #3164 on: April 26, 2021, 02:02:28 PM »
An update on my 2nd dose.  I felt absolutely miserable on Saturday, joint aches, fatigue, fever/chills.  I helped my wife put a dresser together and then needed to take a 3 hour nap.  Sunday I woke up and felt 100%.
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« Reply #3165 on: April 26, 2021, 02:11:33 PM »
An update on my 2nd dose.  I felt absolutely miserable on Saturday, joint aches, fatigue, fever/chills.  I helped my wife put a dresser together and then needed to take a 3 hour nap.  Sunday I woke up and felt 100%.
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« Reply #3166 on: April 26, 2021, 02:53:08 PM »
An update on my 2nd dose.  I felt absolutely miserable on Saturday, joint aches, fatigue, fever/chills.  I helped my wife put a dresser together and then needed to take a 3 hour nap.  Sunday I woke up and felt 100%.

Interesting.  I would have thought that previously having covid would make the vaccine go smoother.
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« Reply #3167 on: April 26, 2021, 03:42:54 PM »
An update on my 2nd dose.  I felt absolutely miserable on Saturday, joint aches, fatigue, fever/chills.  I helped my wife put a dresser together and then needed to take a 3 hour nap.  Sunday I woke up and felt 100%.

Interesting.  I would have thought that previously having covid would make the vaccine go smoother.

Apparantly not. But I would have thought the immune system would be like 'not this shit again!' before saying 'we got this 8)'

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« Reply #3168 on: April 27, 2021, 12:21:41 AM »
Think I'm going to make my bloke take the next day off work so he can do everything while I rest if I need to. And if I don't need to, I'll just say I do and get to spend the day in bed doing sod all.
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« Reply #3169 on: April 27, 2021, 03:58:48 AM »
An update on my 2nd dose.  I felt absolutely miserable on Saturday, joint aches, fatigue, fever/chills.  I helped my wife put a dresser together and then needed to take a 3 hour nap.  Sunday I woke up and felt 100%.

Interesting.  I would have thought that previously having covid would make the vaccine go smoother.

Usually if you have already had the corone, the first vaccine dose produces the same side effects as other people have after the second dose.
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« Reply #3170 on: April 27, 2021, 08:26:40 AM »
Think I'm going to make my bloke take the next day off work so he can do everything while I rest if I need to. And if I don't need to, I'll just say I do and get to spend the day in bed doing sod all.

Make sure you really ham it up to pay him back! 

I'd recommend random moaning, breathing fast, maybe some hallucinations and just throw in a limp for good measure.
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« Reply #3171 on: April 27, 2021, 10:30:30 AM »
Think I'm going to make my bloke take the next day off work so he can do everything while I rest if I need to. And if I don't need to, I'll just say I do and get to spend the day in bed doing sod all.

Make sure you really ham it up to pay him back! 

I'd recommend random moaning, breathing fast, maybe some hallucinations and just throw in a limp for good measure.

Cautionary tale: I do all those things you recommended constantly. So much so, I'm not sure I'm faking it anymore. Mrs Stash, however, just perpetually rolls her eyes at me when I limp to the fridge and start yelling at the popsicles. Use these sparingly. I'd start out with a fake seizure and work my way down to the more sporadic moaning and such.

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« Reply #3172 on: April 27, 2021, 12:14:32 PM »
Some sound advice, shall bear it in mind.
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« Reply #3173 on: April 27, 2021, 02:39:22 PM »
Just got my second Moderna shot.  Hope to sleep through the worst of the side effects.  Waiting to see if the 5G upgrade is worth it.
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« Reply #3174 on: April 28, 2021, 02:09:43 AM »

I tried a limp for a while, but my significant other got a look in her eye like a leopard does when it sees an injured Impala, easy meat, so I stopped
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« Reply #3175 on: April 28, 2021, 08:21:21 AM »
Why would you fake a limp for a shot you got in your arm? ???
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« Reply #3176 on: April 28, 2021, 08:44:13 AM »

I didn't, it was after watching The Usual Suspects, I'm in the wrong thread.
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« Reply #3177 on: April 28, 2021, 06:19:54 PM »
Why would you fake a limp for a shot you got in your arm? ???

Perhaps you're right. A wheelchair may be a better way to go.
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« Reply #3178 on: April 28, 2021, 07:51:30 PM »
Why would you fake a limp for a shot you got in your arm? ???

Perhaps you're right. A wheelchair may be a better way to go.
I would have gone with an arm sling.
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« Reply #3179 on: April 28, 2021, 09:55:59 PM »
I wonder if Sweden is looking at what's happening in India and thinking if 'herd immunity' really was a dumb idea for covid

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