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« Reply #2790 on: February 27, 2021, 02:00:59 AM »
My point was that more people means more bad stuff for the environment.
If ya'll would stop eating meat and avocados, we could have billions and billions of people more without hurting the environment.

But sure, spread of viruses such as covid-19 would be even faster with more people.

Anyway, talking about the corone: I think in the future there should be international agreements about emergency plans which would define adequate procedures that countries should take based on a virus' deadliness and speed of spreading. I think we lost much time (=lives) by not having such a plan, many countries were doing things too slowly, waited to long with mandatory mask/home office etc.





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« Reply #2791 on: February 28, 2021, 04:58:35 PM »


I've been seeing this commercial a lot lately, doesn't it seem a little creepy?
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« Reply #2792 on: February 28, 2021, 05:11:59 PM »


I've been seeing this commercial a lot lately, doesn't it seem a little creepy?

Super creepy on many levels. Chief among them, this guy:



Founder & CEO of Delos??? Delos is the name of the corporation in Westworld!!! Not only are the nano-bots going to get us but the life-size ones too.

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« Reply #2793 on: February 28, 2021, 05:33:48 PM »
OMG! I didnt' even remember that.
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« Reply #2794 on: February 28, 2021, 05:54:27 PM »
OK in similar fashion, if anyone ever watched that show Continuum, the main character made a health-tracking bracelet called Halo. It was a big deal. And not necessarily because of its potential to do good in the world. And then Amazon put out a health-tracking bracelet called Halo and I could not for the life of me get over the irony. Anyway. I guess this might be off topic, so that is all I have to say on the matter.

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« Reply #2795 on: March 02, 2021, 07:06:37 AM »
This is good news, I think. Merck and Johnson & Johnson are going to team up to get the new vaccine out https://apnews.com/article/joe-biden-health-coronavirus-pandemic-9ca6f1f4c502b095531926a53abe7262 
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« Reply #2796 on: March 05, 2021, 01:05:32 PM »
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/health-safety/japan-wants-china-to-stop-anal-covid-tests-on-citizens/news-story/453d4cab71f5fcf938a2b11f0c54498b

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Japan has voiced its discomfort over China’s unorthodox COVID health tests for arriving passengers.

Japan’s chief cabinet secretary Katsunobu Kato has asked for Japanese citizens arriving in China to be exempt from anal swab tests due to severe “psychological pain” associated with it.

The unusual testing method is also carried out on Chinese citizens and sparked reactions of horror and humour when it was unveiled to the public in January.

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« Reply #2797 on: March 06, 2021, 12:05:24 AM »
Suck it up, I got my first vaccine yesterday  8)
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« Reply #2798 on: March 06, 2021, 12:12:01 AM »
Suck it up, I got my first vaccine yesterday  8)

Australia on the other hand gets penalised for taking covid seriously that Italy blocked our order of 250K doses  from being exported

This 'vaccine nationalism' is pretty sick. Australia will have capability to manufacture our own soon enough but other poorer countries that don't have that capability will be at the back of the queue and among the last to vaccinate

Let us know how you go with your vaccine. Which brand was it from?

I'll most likely be getting the AstraZeneca

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« Reply #2799 on: March 06, 2021, 01:42:53 AM »
Yeah it's just ridiculous how bad the vaccine distribution is working.

I got the pfizer/biontech one. My arm hurts a bit when moving it (to be expected) other than that I feel fine. Maybe a little bit tired, but I also had to get up quite early all week so yeah ;D
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« Reply #2800 on: March 06, 2021, 06:47:40 AM »
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/health-safety/japan-wants-china-to-stop-anal-covid-tests-on-citizens/news-story/453d4cab71f5fcf938a2b11f0c54498b

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Japan’s chief cabinet secretary Katsunobu Kato has asked for Japanese citizens arriving in China to be exempt from anal swab tests due to severe “psychological pain” associated with it.

The unusual testing method is also carried out on Chinese citizens and sparked reactions of horror and humour when it was unveiled to the public in January.

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I think I'd honestly prefer an anal swab than the up-the-nose brain poking swab.
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« Reply #2801 on: March 06, 2021, 07:06:31 AM »
Mrs Crouton just got the vaccine. Pfizer I think. No side effects so far but she has been sleep talking a lot about the great reset, whatever that is.
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« Reply #2802 on: March 06, 2021, 07:30:45 AM »
Suck it up, I got my first vaccine yesterday  8)
Getting my second dose of the mind control chips next week.  Suck that up.
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« Reply #2803 on: March 06, 2021, 08:11:02 AM »
Suck it up, I got my first vaccine yesterday  8)
Getting my second dose of the mind control chips next week.  Suck that up.

Your immune system is trash, vaccine won't help you anyway!!

...which one did you get tho?
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« Reply #2804 on: March 06, 2021, 08:19:09 AM »
Got the old Pfizer mind control/infertility drug.
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« Reply #2805 on: March 06, 2021, 09:13:48 AM »
Okay, nice!

I believe bill owns moderna but not pfizer. So we should be fine!
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« Reply #2806 on: March 06, 2021, 11:40:25 AM »
I'm getting my Johnson & Johnson Janssen/one-dose vaccine tomorrow. I'll report back.
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« Reply #2807 on: March 06, 2021, 12:52:31 PM »
My elderly mother still can't get the vaccine. Florida needs to get its shit together. Hopefully now that there are alternatives to the mRNA one they can get enough doses out so the olds don't have to travel 50 miles.
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« Reply #2808 on: March 06, 2021, 04:05:42 PM »
My grandfather is all vaccinated up now. And my dad and step mom went in for their first dose today. 3 weeks until their next one.

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« Reply #2809 on: March 07, 2021, 01:57:05 AM »
My elderly mother still can't get the vaccine. Florida needs to get its shit together. Hopefully now that there are alternatives to the mRNA one they can get enough doses out so the olds don't have to travel 50 miles.

Yes, in my country many elderly didnt get their shot yet, too, so that sucks!
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« Reply #2810 on: March 07, 2021, 11:10:29 AM »
It went well. I feel fine and my 5G receptivity is astounding.
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« Reply #2811 on: March 07, 2021, 11:34:34 AM »
My elderly mother still can't get the vaccine. Florida needs to get its shit together. Hopefully now that there are alternatives to the mRNA one they can get enough doses out so the olds don't have to travel 50 miles.

Yes, in my country many elderly didnt get their shot yet, too, so that sucks!

How come you're getting it before the elderly? Are you stealing their jabs? tut tut
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« Reply #2812 on: March 07, 2021, 11:39:35 AM »
My elderly mother still can't get the vaccine. Florida needs to get its shit together. Hopefully now that there are alternatives to the mRNA one they can get enough doses out so the olds don't have to travel 50 miles.

Yes, in my country many elderly didnt get their shot yet, too, so that sucks!

How come you're getting it before the elderly? Are you stealing their jabs? tut tut
Personally I'm getting it as I work for a hospital, and they just keep sending us batches - only reason I'm getting my second shot this week, otherwise it would be a few weeks even more even for my first.  Though the elderly in the UK have now all had it (or been offered it). 

I'm not clinical and work from home most days, but we can't send the shots back, so might as well get one!
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« Reply #2813 on: March 07, 2021, 11:55:21 AM »
I have the AstraZeneca vaccine coursing through my blood as of yesterday, coming from Oxford it states that side effects can include the urge to take cold baths and engage in sodomy, nothing as yet.
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« Reply #2814 on: March 07, 2021, 01:17:45 PM »
My elderly mother still can't get the vaccine. Florida needs to get its shit together. Hopefully now that there are alternatives to the mRNA one they can get enough doses out so the olds don't have to travel 50 miles.

Yes, in my country many elderly didnt get their shot yet, too, so that sucks!

How come you're getting it before the elderly? Are you stealing their jabs? tut tut

It's about the priority - I have highest priority because sweden's future depends on me!
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« Reply #2815 on: March 07, 2021, 01:33:05 PM »
My elderly mother still can't get the vaccine. Florida needs to get its shit together. Hopefully now that there are alternatives to the mRNA one they can get enough doses out so the olds don't have to travel 50 miles.

Yes, in my country many elderly didnt get their shot yet, too, so that sucks!

How come you're getting it before the elderly? Are you stealing their jabs? tut tut

It's about the priority - I have highest priority because sweden's future depends on me!
RIP Sweden.
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« Reply #2816 on: March 07, 2021, 02:26:48 PM »
Got my Pfizer dose 1 yesterday. Props to Walgreens for a well-executed web site and on site experience.

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« Reply #2817 on: March 07, 2021, 09:18:54 PM »
My elderly mother still can't get the vaccine. Florida needs to get its shit together. Hopefully now that there are alternatives to the mRNA one they can get enough doses out so the olds don't have to travel 50 miles.

Yes, in my country many elderly didnt get their shot yet, too, so that sucks!

How come you're getting it before the elderly? Are you stealing their jabs? tut tut
Personally I'm getting it as I work for a hospital, and they just keep sending us batches - only reason I'm getting my second shot this week, otherwise it would be a few weeks even more even for my first.  Though the elderly in the UK have now all had it (or been offered it). 

I'm not clinical and work from home most days, but we can't send the shots back, so might as well get one!

UK is well ahead with vaccinating, here they're still giving the over 80s their first jabs.
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« Reply #2818 on: March 07, 2021, 09:19:14 PM »
My elderly mother still can't get the vaccine. Florida needs to get its shit together. Hopefully now that there are alternatives to the mRNA one they can get enough doses out so the olds don't have to travel 50 miles.

Yes, in my country many elderly didnt get their shot yet, too, so that sucks!

How come you're getting it before the elderly? Are you stealing their jabs? tut tut

It's about the priority - I have highest priority because sweden's future depends on me!

Oh dear, Sweden is fucked.
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« Reply #2819 on: March 07, 2021, 09:58:40 PM »
Don't worry, we're doing rather fine.
...especially now that I am vaccinated!
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