The villagers celebrations were quick to die down as word had reached them that yet
another penguin was out there. This entire time the gang thought there were 2 penguins and structured their approach and strategy to that end. Had they unknowingly let a penguin into their circle of trust? Everyone is a suspect now. Everyone except maybe DuckDodgers because the resident voyeur had spied on him enough that he was satisfied all was okay with him.
This of course made DuckDodgers nervous. As the only one in the gang no one would probably vote for it made him feel marked for death by a penguin.
"Guys we need to get the hell off this beach and get to the mainland. If we stay here, we die. If we hurry, maybe we can reach the mainland before all of us die""I've mathed the shit out of the calculations. We are on the side of Tasmania closest to Antarctica. That means to get to the mainland we are looking at over 550 miles on the water. You want to do that with a penguin next to you?" NSS asked the Duck
"Well we have to do something. I thought we had the last penguin! Instead I fucked up." Duck was sounding pretty pissed at himself.
Crouton had just managed to finish the sail using only the skin of boydster. boydster was quite a well hung man and not being circumcised, gave Crouton most of the skin needed to finish the sail. Watching the sail take the wind was not only a sense of great achievement but also great disgust knowing where that sail had come from
A gang conference was called with everyone left in attendance. Duck was trying to rally support behind the idea of leaving now, before the sun rise.
"Surely the penguin wouldn't attack when so close to everyone else? Stealth is how they operate. And perhaps the penguin wants to reach the mainland just as much as we do?" It seemed like a good idea. The others were considering it but seemed pretty hesitant. They were quite sure Duck was marked so they were safe. And they also had a feeling who the penguin was so were pretty confident they would dispatch the penguin and no one would be sharing a boat with one. Duck didn't like his chances so walked off
As Duck watched the newly finished boat at sea with boydsters skin flapping in the wind, he had a wicked thought.
"What if I just take it now? Then I would live!" Chuckling at his deviousness he checked behind him to make sure he wasn't followed. He quietly gathered up the remaining food and water supplies and made his way to the boat
"Screw those jerks! I'm getting out of here!!"Duck united the boat and the wind caught the
foreskin sail and took off! This denspressure sail was really something!
"So long suckers!!"The rest of the gang heard some shouting in the distance and ran outside to see Duck on their boat and a magnificent sail lit up by the moonlight. They watched in awe, but equally disgust as what the sail actually was. The reality hit them
"That son of a bitch took our boat!" Mundin yelled
"That bastard took all our food and water!!" Bom Tishop fumed
"I slaved over boydsters foreskin day and night for this!??" Crouton sobbed
"But without my math, how the hell would he even know where to go? Look, the wind and current is taking him the wrong way. He'll end up back to Antarctica. What a dumbass!!" NSS huffed.
The gang were clearly pissed. They needed that boat and Duck in his selfishness had not only sealed his own fate, but that of everyone else.
Disheartened they go back to work out what they could possibly do
Duck meanwhile was gleefully looking at the ever fading coastline. Quite pleased that he was far far away from the penguin and that he would be the lucky one to live
As the coastline vanished he heard a splash. Startled he turned around and saw one of the gang sitting there right next to him! Duck pissed himself in fear
"DID YOU FORGET PENGUINS CAN SWIM??""So.... So... It... It's.... You!! All th... this... ti... time??""I've enjoyed watching you try to figure us out. You may have won a success back in Antarctica destroying the portal. But I assure you, that success is short lived. Dont worry, you wont have to live to see the penguins march on the world. You're life ends here tonight.""Spare my life! I'll do anything!""It's your life that I want. And nothing will make me settle for anything less! Try to meet your end with some dignity you pathetic feeble human!!"
The penguin morphed into its true form. Clearly the nastiest and biggest the gang had to endure. The eyes literally burned the optic nerve to look at. Its wing were like katana blades. It's feet had nails that could rip any man into floss. There was no dignified way to this
The penguin heaved its crop milk, aka fluoroantimonic acid over the boat. Laughing as he watched Duck scramble to avoid the acid. The boat began to list as it took on water so Duck mustered the courage to climb up the skin sail. The boat was a write off. Duck detached the sail and held on to it hoping the wind would carry him to freedom. It appeared to work. As long as Duck could hold onto the sail made from boydsters skin, perhaps he could float his way to the mainland. Or anywhere but here
But this is a penguin and Duck should have known better than to think escape was possible. Beams shot out from the penguins eyes and punctured the sail. Duck was now on his way back down. But on the plus side, the beach he left was in swimming distance from where he would land
"The others will kill me for what I've done, but they must know the truth. I must tell them who the penguin is!"Splash! Duck had landed a little too close to shore. One of his knees had shattered from the impact.
The others heard a noise and looked around to see where it came from
"Oh good. They are on their way" Duck limped and hobbled his way over to the crowd but the penguin was much closer. Duck tripped in terror. The penguin grabbed at Ducks good leg and with a swipe had cut it clean off. The penguin was also molten hot with rage. The wound of the severed leg was instantly cauterized ensuring he would not die from any blood loss. Just yet.
Then the penguin with its talon like nails stomped onto Ducks genitals. They were pulverized into the sand. Then with its blade like wings, picked up Duck and severed his arms from their shoulders. Then it stared at Ducks stomach and a beam opened a hole. To Ducks horror the penguin reached in and took the meal straight out of Ducks stomach and ate it for itself!
"You like some water bitch?" The penguin threw Duck back into the waves, the salt water stinging all the open wounds.
"Eat some jellyfish!" The penguin stuffed a passing bluebottle jellyfish down Ducks throat. Only to laugh as it fell out the hole in his abdomen.
"I've had my fun. Now you die!" Grabbing the skin sail the penguin wrapped it around Ducks head suffocating him. As the life faded out of Duck his last thoughts were of Boydsters foreskin. Hardly a dignified way to die. The penguin clipped the head off from Duck and threw it high into the air
Back on the beach the others were still searching for the source of the scream they heard. Thinking it was their imagination due to being so on edge they retire and head back to the camp site. They do a head count to make sure no one else is missing but for a short time while they were out, everyone lost sight of one another. Some to shit in the pit, others to check if there was any food supplies or look for this imagined scream etc
At last when everyone got accounted for and they thought the head count complete, a head comes crashing down straight into the camp fire. Everyone shocked and horrified at what they just saw froze in terror
"The skin! We must save the skin!!" Crouton yelled as he reached in to grab the head. Alas, the skin had melted away and the only thing left was the head of Duck. Rigor mortis had already began to set and the death face of Duck was one of sheer terror and pain. Could such an end befall them all?
The gang toss the head of Duck unsympathetically away.
None of us can leave tomorrow as planned thanks to that son of a bitch they thought. The sun begins to shine on the flat earthers for a new day. Someone around that campfire did this. The blame game will be quite interesting. Every one had lost sight of one another during these events so everyone is a suspect.
DuckDodgers a flat earther... Knee shattered, dismembered, stabbed through the stomach, thrown into the ocean, stung, suffocated by boydsters foreskin and then decapitated is
dead