23th december is Earth Parallax Day. Read my signature. It is the dead memorial of Samuel Birley Rowbotham.
"It's a festivus for the rest of us!" is a secretly planned day only aim to getting fun with our famous leader. Moddafukka rounderz! this is our saddest day and some people are doing festivus to secretly mock it. S.o.w. festivus never wellcomed!