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Festivus thread
« on: December 14, 2019, 08:12:18 AM »
"It's a festivus for the rest of us!"

Coming December 23rd.
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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2019, 08:50:53 AM »
23th december is Earth Parallax Day. Read my signature. It is the dead memorial of Samuel Birley Rowbotham.

"It's a festivus for the rest of us!" is a secretly planned day only aim to getting fun with our famous leader. Moddafukka rounderz! this is our saddest day and some people are doing festivus to secretly mock it. S.o.w. festivus never wellcomed!
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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2019, 10:18:04 AM »
Air those grievances! 
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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2019, 03:53:48 PM »
Quote from: Unicorn Peptide Cake on December 14, 2019, 08:12:18 AM
"It's a festivus for the rest of us!"

Coming December 23rd whenever you feel that you need it.
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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2019, 07:30:18 PM »
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"Deep Throat: Mister Mulder, why are those like yourself, who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this Earth, not dissuaded by all the evidence to the contrary?
Mulder: Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive."
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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2019, 01:01:54 AM »
The irresistible nonsense of criticizing people making festivals on certain days and setting a certain day as protest festival.
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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2019, 01:28:25 AM »
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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2019, 07:41:36 AM »
Quote from: wise on December 15, 2019, 01:01:54 AM
The irresistible nonsense of criticizing people making festivals on certain days and setting a certain day as protest festival.

wise, it isn't a protest festival. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus
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Quote from: Thork on November 27, 2012, 12:25:43 PM
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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2019, 09:25:48 AM »
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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2019, 09:52:34 AM »
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"Deep Throat: Mister Mulder, why are those like yourself, who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this Earth, not dissuaded by all the evidence to the contrary?
Mulder: Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive."
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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2019, 06:31:14 PM »
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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2019, 11:48:04 PM »
Just don't pole dance on it!
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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2019, 12:06:31 AM »
Huzzah!
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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2019, 08:17:34 PM »
Quote from: Unicorn Peptide Cake on December 17, 2019, 11:48:04 PM
Just don't pole dance on it!
How else do you celebrate Festivus? ???
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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2019, 10:46:16 PM »
Less dangerous ways.
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"Deep Throat: Mister Mulder, why are those like yourself, who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this Earth, not dissuaded by all the evidence to the contrary?
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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2019, 11:20:16 PM »
Quote from: markjo on December 19, 2019, 08:17:34 PM
Quote from: Unicorn Peptide Cake on December 17, 2019, 11:48:04 PM
Just don't pole dance on it!
How else do you celebrate Festivus? ???

With the 8" model. 
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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2019, 02:21:29 AM »

Happy whatever the hell you wish to call your mid-winter solstice (summer for Rab'n'Shifty) celebration, I will happily endorse all but the puritanical ones that do not allow me to toast it.
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