Festivus thread

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Festivus thread
« on: December 14, 2019, 08:12:18 AM »
"It's a festivus for the rest of us!"

Coming December 23rd.
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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2019, 08:50:53 AM »
23th december is Earth Parallax Day. Read my signature. It is the dead memorial of Samuel Birley Rowbotham.

"It's a festivus for the rest of us!" is a secretly planned day only aim to getting fun with our famous leader. Moddafukka rounderz! this is our saddest day and some people are doing festivus to secretly mock it. S.o.w. festivus never wellcomed!
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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2019, 10:18:04 AM »
Air those grievances! 
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2019, 03:53:48 PM »
"It's a festivus for the rest of us!"

Coming December 23rd whenever you feel that you need it.
Fixed.
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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2019, 07:30:18 PM »
"Deep Throat: Mister Mulder, why are those like yourself, who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this Earth, not dissuaded by all the evidence to the contrary?
Mulder: Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive."

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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2019, 01:01:54 AM »
The irresistible nonsense of criticizing people making festivals on certain days and setting a certain day as protest festival.
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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2019, 01:28:25 AM »
No. That sudden lurch forwards is the atmospheric slosh effect.

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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2019, 07:41:36 AM »
The irresistible nonsense of criticizing people making festivals on certain days and setting a certain day as protest festival.

wise, it isn't a protest festival. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus
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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2019, 09:25:48 AM »

Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2019, 09:52:34 AM »
"Deep Throat: Mister Mulder, why are those like yourself, who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this Earth, not dissuaded by all the evidence to the contrary?
Mulder: Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive."

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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2019, 06:31:14 PM »
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Quote from: Robosteve
Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
Quote from: bullhorn
It is just the way it is, you understanding it doesn't concern me.

Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2019, 11:48:04 PM »
Just don't pole dance on it!
"Deep Throat: Mister Mulder, why are those like yourself, who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this Earth, not dissuaded by all the evidence to the contrary?
Mulder: Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive."

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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2019, 12:06:31 AM »
Huzzah!
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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2019, 08:17:34 PM »
Just don't pole dance on it!
How else do you celebrate Festivus? ???
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
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Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
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It is just the way it is, you understanding it doesn't concern me.

Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2019, 10:46:16 PM »
Less dangerous ways.
"Deep Throat: Mister Mulder, why are those like yourself, who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this Earth, not dissuaded by all the evidence to the contrary?
Mulder: Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive."

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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2019, 11:20:16 PM »
Just don't pole dance on it!
How else do you celebrate Festivus? ???

With the 8" model. 

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Re: Festivus thread
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2019, 02:21:29 AM »

Happy whatever the hell you wish to call your mid-winter solstice (summer for Rab'n'Shifty) celebration, I will happily endorse all but the puritanical ones that do not allow me to toast it.
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