Happy New Year FES!

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Space Cowgirl

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Happy New Year FES!
« on: December 31, 2019, 01:21:59 PM »
I hope you all have a fun time tonight. Be careful out there.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Denspressure

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Re: Happy New Year FES!
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2019, 02:21:34 PM »
Are you seriously asking MEN not to do crazy shit on new year's day?

I don't know if it are just dutch people, but we do all kinds of stupid and fun stuff during that time!



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Bullwinkle

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Re: Happy New Year FES!
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2019, 02:31:36 PM »
I can see Tijuana from my front yard.
I will hear machine gun fire tonight.

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Space Cowgirl

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Re: Happy New Year FES!
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2019, 03:16:16 PM »
I did not say not to do crazy shit, I said to be careful. DO NOT SET YOURSELF ON FIRE.

I'm not doing anything. I have had more than my fair share of partying.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Happy New Year FES!
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2019, 03:25:49 PM »
Merry New Year everyone!

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Re: Happy New Year FES!
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2019, 08:08:16 PM »
Merry New Yearmas To All!

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Re: Happy New Year FES!
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2019, 11:30:14 PM »
Happy new new years! 2020! C:-)
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Re: Happy New Year FES!
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2020, 12:42:33 AM »
Happy New Year.
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Bullwinkle

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Re: Happy New Year FES!
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2020, 01:51:37 AM »
Is it my imagination or are years getting shorter?

Best of everything to everyone!

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Re: Happy New Year FES!
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2020, 03:44:26 AM »
Is it my imagination or are years getting shorter?
You are getting older - join the club!

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That's what Twinkle the budgy used to say by New Year's day. He could handle "Merry Christmas" but "Happy New Year" so soon after was a bit much for his little bird brain to handle.
 

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Re: Happy New Year FES!
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2020, 06:26:34 AM »
I didn't bother staying up till midnight.

Happy New Year!
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Re: Happy New Year FES!
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2020, 06:39:34 AM »
I did.  I had to renew my curiosity about why the hell champagne is still a thing.

What the fuck is this thing?  Wine with bubbles?  How is that an improvement?
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Space Cowgirl

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Re: Happy New Year FES!
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2020, 06:53:36 AM »
I fell asleep before midnight, but woke up because there were more fireworks going off than I've heard in years. Boogie was terrified.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Bullwinkle

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Re: Happy New Year FES!
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2020, 08:44:34 AM »
Funny how a dog will chase a skunk but run from a noise.

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Re: Happy New Year FES!
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2020, 12:10:56 PM »
I had to stay up until midnight because The Glorious Leader wanted to stay up but we were watching Miss Marple and didn't realise when it turned midnight.
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Re: Happy New Year FES!
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2020, 12:36:49 PM »

Went bed at 1.15 as I was supposed to be up early, but it didn't happen.

Now full of stilton and homemade pickled onions after watching Dr Who, waiting for Dracula at 9.00, work tommorow!

Salutations to all.
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Re: Happy New Year FES!
« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2020, 01:52:44 AM »
Happy New Year All

Back from Festivus with family, too much alcohol, cheese and turkey
You have to learn to reply without quoting a long previous answer.

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Re: Happy New Year FES!
« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2020, 03:59:42 AM »
Happy New Year All

Back from Festivus with family, too much alcohol, cheese and turkey
Welcome back! You should come play Werepenguin now ;D

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Jura-Glenlivet II

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Re: Happy New Year FES!
« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2020, 04:19:03 AM »
Happy New Year All

Back from Festivus with family, too much alcohol, cheese and turkey
Welcome back! You should come play Werepenguin now ;D

These sentiments are also mine, and not just for numbers sake, you would love it.

It is also proven that those that play this game on a regular basis have better mental health, are more attractive to those they would like to be attractive to, have a stronger moral fibre, eat better and are less likely to entice parasites.
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Space Cowgirl

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Re: Happy New Year FES!
« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2020, 08:12:44 AM »
SIGN UP FOR WEREPENGUIN! It's going to be a crazy ride, wise already invented an egg devise that you can get in if you have to abandon the plane.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.