Introducing Myself

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Introducing Myself
« on: November 22, 2019, 09:16:47 AM »
Hey guys, I'm Makio! I'm new to this but I'm really excited to make some friends - it's hard for me to find anyone who believes in Flat Earth stuff where I live.  :'(

As for an icebreaker... which do you prefer? McDonalds or Burger King?

I'm a McDonalds guy myself! Give me those fries, now! Haha

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John Davis

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Re: Introducing Myself
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2019, 09:18:24 AM »
Nice to meet you!

I'd go with BurgerKing
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Re: Introducing Myself
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2019, 09:46:59 AM »
Welcome to the FES.

There is no Burger King for 20 miles. I AM OPPRESSED.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Introducing Myself
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2019, 05:37:55 PM »
Hi noob. I'll give you 7/10. Originality and made me chuckle.
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Re: Introducing Myself
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2019, 07:59:54 AM »
I used to prefer Burger King, but I left it completely after the new advertising slogans "Fire is calling you". why would fire call me?

Because either I'm the devil, because I'm going to hell, or because I'm a bad person? Since I'm not one of these, Burger King doesn't call me. Let the burger king enter his own hell. McDonald's reputation has been  a very low around here for a long time after corrupt meat scandal.

you won't find flat earthers there. The places you will find them are the library, space research centers, places where academic research is done etc. wellcome or how you come.

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Re: Introducing Myself
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2019, 01:12:54 PM »
WacDonalds sucks and is over priced.  When to get anything worthwhile on the value menu costs as much as buying a regular menu item without a meal (no drink or fries), it isn't a value menu.
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Re: Introducing Myself
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2019, 11:48:03 AM »
Honestly though Wendy's lately. Burger King and MacDonalds taste like they are made out of recycled newspaper they are so dry.
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Re: Introducing Myself
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2019, 11:41:38 PM »
Welcome to the FES.

There is no Burger King for 20 miles. I AM OPPRESSED.

Our local KING is awesome.

Drive thru and order a burger then park, go inside with your bag and tell them they missed the two large fries.
They just give them to you because they F up 50% of the orders anyway.
RE can never win this argument.
FE can't be disproved.

Re: Introducing Myself
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2019, 05:52:09 AM »
As for an icebreaker... which do you prefer? McDonalds or Burger King?
They are both shit.  Try again.
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Re: Introducing Myself
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2019, 06:43:21 AM »

Fish'n'chips
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Re: Introducing Myself
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2019, 04:10:33 PM »
Welcome.

McDonalds.

Welcome to the FES.

There is no Burger King for 20 miles. I AM OPPRESSED.

Conspiracy!
"Deep Throat: Mister Mulder, why are those like yourself, who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this Earth, not dissuaded by all the evidence to the contrary?
Mulder: Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive."

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Re: Introducing Myself
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2019, 05:26:12 PM »
EXACTLY.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.