Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Finished]

Nipple munching...ouch...

Well crap, this isn't looking good

Well I beg to differ.

Alright, this isn't looking good for the goodies but is looking good for penguin scum

No sense in beating around the Bush. We all know either Junker or myself are going to be lynched today.

[I vote to lynch Junker]

Junker -1

Alright, this isn't looking good for the goodies but is looking good for penguin scum

Someone round here needs to work on their inclusivity quotas and probably  wants to push that bad old bias genie back in its bottle!

I’m out at a bar right now, so this isn’t going to be the update that it could be if it were given the chance to grow wings and fly.

Pygosceli was not out for blood. At this point, he was comfortable that he had things well in hand and he was out for enjoyment. He found his target, NotSoSkeptical, and he moved in slowly with a napkin full of chloroform. As he embraced NSS, taking him from behind, and NSS fell to the ground, he began devouring him starting from the nipples. Weird? Yes. Delicious? Well, that’s really hard telling. But, the long and short of it is, the murder was a little homoerotic and the end result is NSS, a villager, died.

It is day now.

..... WTF.....  When did wise join the game?

Well crap, this isn't looking good

And then there were 4.

[vote to lynch duckdodgers]

DD - 1
junker - 1

Tough choice time, tossing a coin in the air and it comes down heads, for duck, because ducks have heads

[I vote to lynch DD]

DD - 2
Junker - 1

Tough choice time, tossing a coin in the air and it comes down heads, for duck, because ducks have heads

[I vote to lynch DD]

DD - 2
Junker - 1

[I vote to lynch DD]

DD - 3
Junker - 1

Tough choice time, tossing a coin in the air and it comes down heads, for duck, because ducks have heads

[I vote to lynch DD]

DD - 2
Junker - 1

One could argue that ducks have tails as well.

Quote from: Colonel Gaydafi on November 15, 2019, 11:08:25 AM

Tough choice time, tossing a coin in the air and it comes down heads, for duck, because ducks have heads

[I vote to lynch DD]

DD - 2
Junker - 1

One could argue that ducks have tails as well.

Yeah but Junkers don't

You all disappoint me.

No sense waiting I suppose.

And so, the votes were cast. The living had decided DuckDodgers was a dodgy dude and they determined his demise was the decision to defer to.

Blah blah blah, many words were spoken and dramatic things happened, probably someone yelled at someone else about things that didn’t matter in a futile effort to distract from what was going on. DuckDodgers actually died of boredom listening to all of the banter. It was hours before the living noticed there was a large potato-shaped bird thing laying on the ground next to them.

DuckDodgers, aka Don Pygosceli, died. The villagers saved humanity. For now.

Victory to the Humans!

No sense waiting I suppose.

And so, the votes were cast. The living had decided DuckDodgers was a dodgy dude and they determined his demise was the decision to defer to.

Blah blah blah, many words were spoken and dramatic things happened, probably someone yelled at someone else about things that didn’t matter in a futile effort to distract from what was going on. DuckDodgers actually died of boredom listening to all of the banter. It was hours before the living noticed there was a large potato-shaped bird thing laying on the ground next to them.

DuckDodgers, aka Don Pygosceli, died. The villagers saved humanity. For now.

YES! Well done Team Humanity. Mundin was key on this one, so thank you for dying so we could live.

You all disappoint me.

You played a fantastic game. I'm not sure what stories you were spinning in that council, but it was impossible for me to convince anyone you were a penguin. In hindsight, I should have waited overnight before ousting you. I assumed all the praise and glory would have fallen on me for my epic penguin uncovering ruse, but that was not the case at all.

Honestly, all I did was approach mundin and ask that he tell me who to lynch each day. Pretty simple thing to do when you have no teammates to worry about. I want to know who the really goth was, cuz fuck you.

I have to imagine there wasn't a goth in play, otherwise you likely win the game easily.

boyd, can you share the roles?

Duck was willing to listen to us but didn't go overboard trying to insert himself in.  That made me look elsewhere first but despite any signs, we just din't peg junker as the Don.  Plus he shared info that was hard to dispute and we took a chance voting for Duck.

well played Duck, it was not an easy choice.

Hooray for Mundin!!

I should have just kept jura as the go between, if I was being smart. But I like to take some risks in these games. Otherwise where is the fun?

Also, I really would like a list of who was who, just for funsies. I figure junker was the mermaid, nss was the investigator. Mundin the bus driver. Scg probably the magician. Crouton maybe the goth?

I want to know which one of you jerks murdered me 

I was the mermaid

The roles were as follows:

Mundin : Bus Driver
JDaniel: Detective
Gayer: Mermaid
NSS: Doctor

No Magician, no Goth. And no one got turned (which I realize is obvious at this point).

I want to know which one of you jerks murdered me 

It was Duck!

Jura got the first kill, I got all the others.

I figure junker was the mermaid

tbh I was honest from the very beginning. I have been a plain villager with no roles 4 times in a row now and I unironically wanted to be lynched on the first day...