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Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Night]
« Reply #90 on: November 07, 2019, 05:42:17 PM »
WE GOT ONE! I'm throwing slightly stale candy corns at what's left of Jura's beaky face.

Awesome work Team not-evil! I think it's one down and one to go since a Don was lynched and not killed by another Don, the remaining Don can't make another werepenguin. At least that's how I think this works.

« Last Edit: November 07, 2019, 07:10:10 PM by Stash »

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Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Night]
« Reply #91 on: November 07, 2019, 06:20:04 PM »
Missed the action because of real life stuff, but great grab everyone. Jura was on my suspect list along with junker.
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Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Night]
« Reply #92 on: November 07, 2019, 07:06:31 PM »
And now DD is on my list...

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Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Night]
« Reply #93 on: November 07, 2019, 09:07:04 PM »
Wow, nice one!!
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Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Night]
« Reply #94 on: November 08, 2019, 12:45:08 AM »

Well i hope you lucky fuckers know what you've done, yeah I know you got a penguin and of course "you knew" but we should have been working up to a big ending with all the players, but oh no! lets kill the pretty ones who speak, well you gottta pick up the slack now ladies cos' dead penguins have little reason to post and only at nights and Boydsta bless his heart deserves more than a ghost town to police.
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Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Night]
« Reply #95 on: November 08, 2019, 01:35:04 AM »

Well i hope you lucky fuckers know what you've done, yeah I know you got a penguin and of course "you knew" but we should have been working up to a big ending with all the players, but oh no! lets kill the pretty ones who speak, well you gottta pick up the slack now ladies cos' dead penguins have little reason to post and only at nights and Boydsta bless his heart deserves more than a ghost town to police.

First rule of WP Club: Boyd, whether good or evil, is an absolute menace and must be killed sooner than immediately.

Second rule of WP Club: If there's even a hint, whiff, smidge, nudge, whisper that Jura is not 100% in your wheelhouse of the decidedly good, unless completely and utterly bereft and unadorned with any trace of evil, absolutely and unabashedly pure beyond doubt, recompense, and regret, she is undoubtedly anathema and deserves to be sent down the road to perdition.

Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Night]
« Reply #96 on: November 08, 2019, 03:37:52 AM »
And now DD is on my list...

Wait a minute...shouldn’t you be on your list? You have been suspect from the start.
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Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Night]
« Reply #97 on: November 08, 2019, 03:41:23 AM »
I knew it.  1 down, two to go

But is there two? Now that a Don has died, there is one left. One Don was not killed by the other at night ergo that Don was not able to recruit another. Am I missing something here?
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Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Night]
« Reply #98 on: November 08, 2019, 05:20:53 AM »
I still don't trust Space "Candy Corn" Cowgirl.
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Night]
« Reply #99 on: November 08, 2019, 06:01:50 AM »
I think just 1 left.  Im at a casino drinking a lot so maybe i forgot how to count last night

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Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Night]
« Reply #100 on: November 08, 2019, 06:33:35 AM »
Mundin's ghostly form hiccup'd drunkenly  as he spun in an office chair, a spectral flamethrower on the desk.  "Who ya gonna call, werepenguin busters!!!"

His fun was cut short as the bell above the door sounded and a very serious figure entered.  Thebdetective tossed his hat and trenchcoat on the coat rack and stared at the drunk ghost of Mundin with a look that spoke volumes.  The smile never left Mundin's face but he did ra8se one eyebrow "we have work to do?  Lets roast this turkey"

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Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Night]
« Reply #101 on: November 08, 2019, 09:07:51 AM »
Goodbye, jura :(

You son of a bitch. I take it back.

You had my heart, Jura. My heart!

What's this shit? vote a person, apologise and then get angry for the gods making me as I am?

Anyway, if the Goth wants someone to talk too, I'm friendly, a good conversationalist and I may have some bits of Mundin left if you want a sandwich.
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Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Night]
« Reply #102 on: November 08, 2019, 04:12:19 PM »
It was dark. It was cold. There was snow on this night. Everything was just awful. It was so awful, in fact, that darkpheonix died of exposure. Whether it was dehydration that got him, or being completely overwhelmed with fear. Either way, the puddle of urine under him had grown substantially before he had collapsed in it. And then it froze. Really, it was a terrible way to go. But what can you do?

Separately, Don Pygosceli had a hankering for some human flesh and candy corn. Having spent a couple days blending in with the humans, he knew exactly where to turn. In the wee hours, he crept creepily like a creep would do if that creep was creeping about to commit a murder. Because Pygosceli was intending to commit a murder.

He found Space Cowgirl’s room and burst through the window. Cold air, snow, and glass shards flying everywhere. As Space Cowgirl awoke, she gasped in terror just as a rather large chunk of glass was hurtling in her direction. She swallowed the glass without knowing what was happening, and it sliced through her esophagus  from neck to belly. Seeing her helpless, Don Pygosceli chuckled creepily (the creep!) as he walked over to her soon-to-be-lifeless body. For reasons known only to the Don, he ate her knees and elbows first. Who even does that?

Space Cowgirl, a villager, is dead.
darkpheonix, a silent, fearful, baby of a person that also happened to be a villager, is also dead.

We are in twilight time, technically it’s day but it’s the kind of day where ghosts can talk until Monday morning. The next nightfall will be November 11, 2019, 05:00:00 PM. The living players have until then to vote on what to do next.
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Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Twilight Weekend Time]
« Reply #103 on: November 08, 2019, 04:16:21 PM »
HOW DARE YOU.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Night]
« Reply #104 on: November 08, 2019, 04:26:10 PM »
Goodbye, jura :(

You son of a bitch. I take it back.

You had my heart, Jura. My heart!

What's this shit? vote a person, apologise and then get angry for the gods making me as I am?

Anyway, if the Goth wants someone to talk too, I'm friendly, a good conversationalist and I may have some bits of Mundin left if you want a sandwich.

Let us all know what you and Junker have to talk about. I heard him say that he likes a BLM, bacon lettuce and Mundin where the mending is nice and lean.”
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Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Twilight Weekend Time]
« Reply #106 on: November 08, 2019, 05:30:30 PM »
I will haunt you all with candy corn.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Twilight Weekend Time]
« Reply #107 on: November 08, 2019, 06:33:14 PM »
What happened to darkphoenix? Was that a afk culling or did someone do something?
markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
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Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Twilight Weekend Time]
« Reply #108 on: November 08, 2019, 06:52:30 PM »
What happened to darkphoenix? Was that a afk culling or did someone do something?

I killed that mofo. THE NARRATOR HAS TAKEN ACTION. Whoever it was, they weren't playing.

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Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Twilight Weekend Time]
« Reply #109 on: November 08, 2019, 09:29:52 PM »
Poor SCG  :'(
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Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Twilight Weekend Time]
« Reply #110 on: November 09, 2019, 05:48:24 AM »
Damn that Don.  Killing poor SCG.  Mundin would not shed a tear for the Phoenix, cant be bothered to help destroy the feathered menace.


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Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Twilight Weekend Time]
« Reply #111 on: November 09, 2019, 05:57:20 AM »
I am throwing candy corn at NotSoSkeptical.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Twilight Weekend Time]
« Reply #112 on: November 09, 2019, 06:44:31 AM »
I am throwing candy corn at NotSoSkeptical.

You can throw candy all you want.

Your death was inherently stupid, unless you are the Goth.  A smart penguin would have left you alive as a suspect to deflect from them.
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Twilight Weekend Time]
« Reply #113 on: November 09, 2019, 06:53:20 AM »
What happened to darkphoenix? Was that a afk culling or did someone do something?

I killed that mofo. THE NARRATOR HAS TAKEN ACTION. Whoever it was, they weren't playing.

OK. note to self, play the game. Boydster is an angry elf.
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Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Twilight Weekend Time]
« Reply #114 on: November 09, 2019, 06:57:30 AM »
What happened to darkphoenix? Was that a afk culling or did someone do something?

I killed that mofo. THE NARRATOR HAS TAKEN ACTION. Whoever it was, they weren't playing.

OK. note to self, play the game. Boydster is an angry elf.

Boydster's just angry that he isn't wise's BFF.  He vents his anger on everyone else.  It's really messed up.
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Twilight Weekend Time]
« Reply #115 on: November 09, 2019, 10:44:23 AM »
If you have any leads on the remaining Don Penguin or have a special role that could help, please contact the proper Ghost Council Representative

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Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Twilight Weekend Time]
« Reply #116 on: November 09, 2019, 12:13:15 PM »

I am opening a dialogue with any evil person, if you are the other Don you are no longer my enemy, as the enemy of my killers is my friend, and I'm sure the Goth and you would like to confer, i am the anti-council!
I won't offer too much advice as i am obviously shit at being bad, but as evil tinder I do hook ups.
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Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Twilight Weekend Time]
« Reply #117 on: November 10, 2019, 12:19:28 PM »
Anyone got any ideas on voting?
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Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Twilight Weekend Time]
« Reply #118 on: November 10, 2019, 12:48:14 PM »

They're lynching the beautiful 1st, you're safe.
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Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Twilight Weekend Time]
« Reply #119 on: November 10, 2019, 02:16:32 PM »
Anyone got any ideas on voting?

The villagers have the numbers now, 1 Don vs all of you.  Maybe a goth vut even that doeant chnage too much.  We should not lynch just for the sake of it.  If all goes to plan we will have some more info shortly