My suggestion for time management...

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midgard

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My suggestion for time management...
« on: January 23, 2007, 09:54:22 AM »
Okay there's gonna be one statement here I'm not to sure about but I'll run with it and see how I go...

When your employees are getting further and further behind on their workload it is more effective to give them more responsibility and more work than it is to bring in another employee. Here's why:

An employee with the weight of the world on his shoulders will be operating in a slower time stream than the rest of the world. To have the mass of the earth compacted down to the size of his shoulders would create a lot of gravity, as the gravity would be higher than the rest of the world the time would be slower for the employee.

Therefore if you want your employees to accomplish more in "less" time put the weight of the world on their shoulders.

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Erasmus

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My suggestion for time management...
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2007, 10:57:15 AM »
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

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midgard

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My suggestion for time management...
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2007, 02:36:44 AM »
That is brilliant!