Can’t believe there isn’t a Royal Family (UK) option, the Duke of York (Air miles Andy) not only is a slimy cretin who was a friend and alleged “client” but has some very unsavoury acquaintances, including Kazak oil barons, Tunisian money launderers and Libyan gun runners.
And as everybody knows the royals are lizard/illuminate/New world order murderers of Princess Di’ they are a shoe in for a cover up assassination.